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ugh first time in a  while I resent my body. and its all cuz I bought and tried on pants from HnM and I cant even get in em. gonna have to look somewhere else for pants clearly.

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by safisadat1

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makeup looks flawless face

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Suneet Varma Haute Couture F/W 2012.

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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"I hope that young women aren’t looking at this [Chuck and Blair] and thinking, ‘I should model my relationships after this’ because it was so dramatic and there was some domestic violence in there that I didn’t necessarily love."

Leighton Meester, SPILLING THAT TRUTH TEA (via cleoselene)

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Spider-Man is a more realistic and believable character than Batman. And you know, you might look at that and say “That’s crazy, Spider-Man sticks to walls, he jumps 20 feet straight up, and he can lift cars… How can Spider-Man ever be a more realistic character than Batman?” My argument is this: With Spider-Man you’re making one suspension of disbelief. You have to buy the powers, and other than that, Spider-Man is a fully realised believable character. Batman is a 12 year old kid, who watches his parents die, he’s also a millionaire super genius. What do you think would happen to a 12 year old billionaire who watched their parents die, as a human being? They would eventually become an alcoholic or a hedonist and they would try to drown their pain away. But as a 12 year old, Batman has the forethought to, not only not be adopted… the fortitude as a young child to train diligently for 10 years, to become an absolute expert in karate, ninjitsu, forensic science, chemistry… Spends 10 years dedicated to that task, then he comes home, is able to manufacture bat gadgets, a bat car, and build a high tech headquarters underneath his mansion without anybody noticing any of this. And then he decides that the best way to fight crime is to dress up like a giant bat who wears his underwear outside of his tights. He spent 10 years so that he could dress up like a giant bat. This is not any kind of a believable character. … I love Batman, it’s just, ironically, even though he doesn’t have superpowers he is a less believable, realistic character than Spider-Man.

Rich Evans (via uncdan85)

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me: that show looks like it could ruin my life

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me: i think i'll start watching it

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“When I wake up on a Sunday morning with a slight hangover, in the gym with no makeup on, that’s who Natalie Dormer really is. The girl next door who gets a spot on her forehead occasionally. I would embrace the opportunity to play more of those kinds of girls, who don’t have that arsenal of sexuality.” - Natalie Dormer for NYPost

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Ugh I don't even wanna go to this stupid fucking thing w her stupid fucking in laws Why the fuck am I here

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"Options include eggs, milk, soy milk, yogurt, and oatmeal for breakfast. Include nuts, beans, whole grains, lowfat dairy, fish, lean meats, and poultry at other meals and snacks to ensure you get enough protein."

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ok so ive ran 6 times so far. gonna keep at it.

gotta work on cutting down calories and junk food, and adding more water

new diet (gonna follow day by day):

cut out -salt

-bread -pasta -junk food -sugar

eat more -protein -water tablespoon of vinegar? -green tea -more apples

dunno if ill keep at the 10-20 mins of sit ups, might start back up next week, we'll see

will check in back tmw