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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.
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every time someone says “look how they’re looking at each other! they’re in love!” about a non-canon ship i just think of the kuleshov effect for a second but then i come to my senses and decide to have fun
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did u guys see the picture of the brazilian cardinals. theres a tiny diva in it
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god i hope i won't abandon this i don't want to be known (lmfao) as a clownfucker when i'm also lowkey a girlkisser
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Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.
WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!
DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?
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i have very conflicted feelings about "my roman empire" expression, i don't know why. i also hope i'm not alone, and someone can properly explain this feeling.
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my fanart of sephiroth hitting cloud strife with her car
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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!
Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it
TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...
Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows
#i remember waking up at 4 am randomly and opening tumblr#the post that greets me is a wall of text about 'the mystery of femaly gooch'#idk what the fuck was that the dashboard suddenly refreshed and it was gone#it's embarrassing to recall because yes someone could write this but if it was just a brainglitch then uhh#ppl will latch onto this
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Star Wars fandom is really amazing, you have people arguing that the space fascists who - amongst many other things - destroy ecosystems, commit genocides, and enslave people, be it through colonisation or the prison system, for profit would never stoop so low as to use sexual violence as a tool because "that has no place in Star Wars :/"
none of you are serious people
#guilty of it because i saw how ppl fetishise sa in the context of 'hot war criminal violating other person or self insert'#and found it distasteful#but ppl who throw hissy fits about war-time sa-s in general are uhhhh interesting#you're engaging with stories about depravity why do you cringe at that depravity when it's shown#one thing people are somehow still not generally desensitised to that evokes strong emotional response#AND is bound to happen in its circumstances#of course it's a fine thread between truthful and distasteful when we're talking about sexual assault in fiction#but most of these critics can't even sew and don't want to start#the fic wip i'm working on has an sa scene and there will be more in future probably#and yeah i thought huh i hope others won't think it is distasteful#even tho it fades to black and it is not a central event or something#funny to catch yourself in the middle of these thoughts and ask why would i think that#next you'll write about ppl who aren't splattered around as a gorey mess after landmine explosion but who are torn like plush toys#istg for some ppl war is just a funny silly setting with morally grey™ hotties andd retro pin-ups with guns#and brokeback mountain-esque 'realistic' interactions
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Awakening.
Went ahead and redrew one of my favourite older pieces of mine. You can find it here.
I did that piece almost an exact year ago; this redraw is off by only a few weeks....I think this is probably the fastest I've improved in art in a WHILE. FFVI, you're a gem, and the art grind has yet to stop because of you. It's kind of crazy.
#you and your ourples op#and your yellows#and your reds#and your–#your colouring is so silky IT IS TEXTURED yk like it has a taste also ngl praline type of stuff#sorry for being pretentious it's true tho#how you do highlights is beyond i actually crave sweets rn#it goes well with lineart THE HAIR IS GORGE
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bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right
the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears
the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry
if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, bellend, etc.
and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real
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graphic design is my passion
snippets of my presentation for english club. yes i stayed all night for this. yes i fell into the spiral. and yes i had been talking for at least 40 minutes. i don't know if it was worth it. but i like to look at these from time to time.
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It's a beautiful day so have some Terra to celebrate. 💖
Photo by Brent Lavelle
#the details on this............i cannot handle it#the lace on hands may scratch them a little but it looks so delicate it accentuates the fingers so beautifully#i was going to say that the cape is something else but let's be honest anything here is something else#so terra#that'll do (hopefully)
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