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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you

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HELPPPPP

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to all the warriors who will feel pressured to shave their legs now that it’s warm enough to wear shorts… HOLD THE LINE!!!

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that was snippy lol but you have honest to god got to get over the propaganda spoonfed to you about heroin and meth in particular. no they are not magic evil killers that instantly take over your brain like an invasive fungus no there is no such thing as any drug or medical intervention that is 100% risk free. you already know heroin and meth users they are members of your communities and social circles and societies not bogeymen from a childrens book. this kneejerk treatment of heroin and meth like they're uniquely addictive and dangerous and too awful to even be spoken is racialised & classed & it kills people. get over itttt

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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theyre inventing the opposite of ozempic that actually makes you happy. and theyre calling it yummy foods and treats

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honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it

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Me buying the ingredients to batch cook tasty freezer meals: Hell yeah these are gonna be so great

Me when the ingredients arrive and I have to actually cook the meals: whose fucking idea was this

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this is actually insane? i genuinely pray they don’t get away with it because it’s beyond messed up

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Hermaphrodite is still a slur even when you're talking about a slug by the way

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remember how easy it used to be to just click the previous reblog and ssee it

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not only do i think people should not have to specify that their non-monogamy is ethical, some of yall need to come to grips with the fact that ur monogomy is non-ethical

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Cressida Campbell, “Gingko”, 2017, Woodblock (watercolour paint on incised plywood), 81 x 60 cm

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playing stupid games i can't wait to see what kind of prizes they have

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me and my uncle got freaky friday'd to teach us a lesson but i guess he needed to learn a separate lesson that required a timeloop but the timeloop people didn't know i was in my uncle's body so now i'm trapped in a timeloop designed for him which is making it really difficult to escape and we can't switch bodies back til i get out of here. you can try offering me advice but i've made this post 37 days in a row and y'all keep saying the same thing so atp don't worry about it