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wow, your pussy is the [remembering I'm in an airport] THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST ITS GOING TO EXPLODE IN TEN MINUTES
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this august do whatever you want and stay up late
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being at the zoo right before closing time is so scary. what if they close before i can leave and i鈥檓 locked in overnight and all the zoo animals come to life
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in the club fully sober politely informing my friends that I don't like loud sounds and will be leaving early
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men b like wow I鈥檝e never met a girl who liked music before..
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Doggy or missionary?
im more of a cat person and im not religious sorry
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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room
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