mewisloud

[mewisloud]

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

[mewisloud]

i just ran over like 3 dudes in my chariot

[mewisloud]

ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

[mewisloud]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[mewisloud]

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

[mewisloud]

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

[mewisloud]

This reminds me of that time last summer when I died and went to hell

[mewisloud]

“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

[mewisloud]

whatever at least I give good head

[mewisloud]

[mewisloud]

would you guys still like me if I got shot in the forehead and fell backwards

[mewisloud]

(sexting for the first time) i love you

[mewisloud]

all kitties and puppies have pretty much made peace and its making it really awkward for the industries that have been built on their constant warfare

[mewisloud]

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

[mewisloud]

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

[mewisloud]

WEEE!! WEEEE!!! WEEE!!! YAYYY!! YIPPIE! WAHOO! AWAWAWA!!! WEE WEE WAA WAA WAA! ZWEEM !! BABABABA! YAHOOO WEE YAY WYEE !! WEWEWEE!!

[mewisloud]

Sorry for falling off. That was on purpose. I had to become something I wasn’t in order to remember what I was.