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genuinely. i am sorry. but at this point. i am done, playing nice.

i am done, trying to treat two people with humanity, who will not only never do the same, for their victims. but go out of their way, to mock, demonize, vilify, and humiliate their victims, into silence.

wis. i do not care, how hurt your feelings are. i do not care, how much "harassment" you have faced, because you CHOSE to defend a rapist, a groomer, and a serial abuser. YOU CHOSE THIS. you chose to continue to defend, a fucking rapist, over her victim. you chose to transphobically attack, this rape victim. you racistly attacked them. you attempted to humiliate them, by bringing their trauma into public. and when that didnt work. you LIED. you LIED ABOUT RAPE. YOU LIED ABOUT ASSAULT. YOU LIED ABOUT ABUSE, THAT YOU KNOW NEVER OCCURRED. accusing someone falsely of rape, KNOWING they were a victim of rape themselves, is soul-rottingly fucking sick, wis.

salem. you too. you think, staying silent and letting your girlfriend take the heat for you, has been ok. what do you think, about your ""bestie"", deadnaming a fucking rape victim. oh. thats right. you feel nothing. you self admitted, to having no ability to relate or feel bad for rape and abuse victims, because you have never experienced it yourself, only having delusions, that you had a miscarriage, which you continued to lie as if it were a real event. all the while. crying about your own self admitted lie, while you continue to abuse and silence an actual victim.

both of you. you have what is coming for you. there is nothing, that your victims have done to you. you did all of this, yourself. fix your fucking heart, or continue to soak your soul in shit. your choice. but you have gone too far, now.

"love all trans people". until it is a rape victim, saying something you do not like.

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Man it kills me seeing people reblog Salem’s generic “be kind to black and/or queer people uwu” type posts bc without the context, yeah that’s basic 101 treat people with respect. Duh. But with context, what he’s really saying is to stop bothering his transphobic girlfriend about her racism. But I can’t exactly just drop into someone’s blog and be like “hey that nice post you reblogged? Yeah the dude’s a piece of shit actually.”

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crush by ethel cain makes my lesbian yearning 1000000x worse, like ughh and omg i love butches and studs so much don’t even

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junie, vol. 49 (1999)

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Erm I just need to put an announcement and a disclaimer that I am a cocsa victim and I can claim saying jokes around that topic (MY EXPERIENCE THOUGH AND TO MOOTS THAT CONSENT TO THE JOKES ) 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰

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I genuinely just want to end all things ATP I seriously can't trust anyone anymore

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Can you make a page for heartfelt or Kurt please ? 🥺🙏🏾 Not forcing

Kitty :D (Btw loved the Concept art you made for him. His design turned out pretty cute thanks to you)

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i have a kinda scary HC for Hoody Hans. So normally only his teeth are visible but whenever he is upset he goes quite and only one eye is visible and he'll just glare down at the person.

help ik it's been like 11 days but I was so busy so apologies😭😭😭 here u go

Warning: scary, unsettling and creepy(?)

Also thanks to @mewpirate for coloring it cause YES we did it on magma

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YESYEYEHSHSA I LOVE SUNNY OGMGNGFOGKGMGF SHES SO CUTE I LOVE HER I LOVE TGE COLORS

The Lovers

Who would you like to see next?

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Skintaker WIP

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Ermemememrmrrm rate your version of the villains from the best to worst ( as in how much you like them in your project to wanting to improve on them more ) :°) idk i just came by

I misunderstood your question at first, so I made a rating of how much I liked them as characters and how evil they are.

Don't worry, though, I answer your actual question further down

Villain rating

Keep in mind those are my opinions on the characters. How others view them is subjective (except the final one. If you like him, you're objectively wrong)

Antagonists

These guys aren't Villains per se, but they do oppose the main characters

Horace

He is the dad ever. His sole motivation is love. Love for his crew and love for Thade. This still pushes him to do questionable things sometimes (like bringing a great evil back to the world and making a deal with some shady smoke woman)

Likability: 10/10

Moral compass: 8.5/10

Sympatheticness: 10/10

Smooching potential: after curse 8.6/10 before curse 10000000000000/10

Sunny

Amazing woman. Can kick some major ass. Concerned for her father's bodily safety 9 times out of 10 since he keeps catching fades both from the Laughingstocks and the Skin-Taker.

Likeability: 10/10

Moral compass: 7.3/10

Sympatheticness: 9.9/10

Smooching potential: 10000000000000/10 (she's as pretty as her parents)

Joe

Just a silly guy. Bothers no-one. Head filled with vibes and heart filled with love for Sunny.

Likeability: 10/10

Moral compass: 9/10 (points deducted for being a former member of the NPHC. Though he was just a cabin boy)

Sympatheticness: 9.9/10

Smooching potential: 5.3/10 (not my cup of tea but I can defo see what Sunny sees in him)

Hoody Hans

Ghoul man. Big teeth. Pretty intimidating.

Likeability: 9.5

Moral compass: 5.7 (he eats humans, but since he's not human it's technically not cannibalism and he makes sure his food is ethically sourced… And by ethically sourced, I mean he eats horrible people)

Sympatheticness:9/10

Smooching potential: ?/10 (haven't decided his canon age yet)

Philip McFly

Doesn't really appear often or get his time to shine. Bonus points for his pet rat, Little Chef

Likeability: 7/10

Moral compass: 8.3/10

Sympatheticness: 8.5/10

Smooching potential: ?/10 (same reasoning as Hans)

Black Teeth

Uuuuuhhhhhh… I do not enjoy Black teeth

Likeability: 3.3/10

Moral compass: ?/10

Sympatheticness: ?/10

Smooching potential: nope/10

Thade

He is in constant misery and wants everything to end. Can't even be considered an antagonist because HE has literally done nothing wrong

Likeability: 9/10 (for being a little boring because he's so nice)

Moral compass: 11/10

Sympatheticness: 30/10 (somebody help him)

Smooching potential: 100/10 in his pre-skinned form 9.5/10 in skeleton form (a few points subtracted for his lack of lips)

Reiner

The worm in Joe's ear. I'm not trolling, bear with me. I can't reveal anything about him because I haven't yet decided if his backstory will be revealed during the show's runtime or [spoilers again], but I CAN vaguely rate him.

Likeability: 6.5 (Please stop with the edgelord humor. I BEG. When he's not doing that, he's kind of adorable though)

Moral compass: 0/10 (fun-sized sociopath)

Sympatheticness ∞/10 (at the risk of sounding utterly insane, I sometimes lay awake crying a little thinking about his backstory)

Smooching potential: no.

Milo

Bad decisions final boss

Likeability: 9/10 (I love him but he tests my patience sometimes)

Moral compass: 7/10

Sympatheticness: 10/10

Smooching potential: 400/10

Forces of nature

They are neither good nor evil. They just are

Scylla

If you call her Susan, don't complain if she sinks your ship and eats your men

Likeability: 11/10

Moral compass: mortal morality does not apply to sea nymphs

Sympatheticness: 8/10

Smooching potential: infinite

Gorger

He is half man, half bear, half pig!

Likeability: ∞/10 (if dangerous, why friend-shaped? Hmmm? Checkmate liberals/j)

Moral compass: He's a wild animal defending his territory. Human morality does not apply

Sympatheticness: 10/10 (stop bothering the poor thing aaaa)

Smooching potential: not even entertaining the idea

The Signal

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Likeability: ?????

Moral compass: ????

Sympatheticness: ????

Smoochung potential: ????

That Thing

Likeability: 3/10 (only redeeming quality is it looks kind of cute but after a while of non stop screaming the cuteness can't justify the absolute torture that is listening to it for the entire episode)

Moral compass: I don't think there are thoughts behind its actions

Sympatheticness: 10/10 (It's in constant pain so you can understand why it's screaming. Doesn't make it any less grating though)

Smooching potential: no.

The villains

Characters who actively seek to hurt the main characters and are generally on the side of evil

The Skin-Taker

Likeability 7.5/10 (for being very entertaining to watch and an iconic part of the Candle Cove mythos)

Moral compass: Does not know what a moral compass is

Sympatheticness: ?/10 (man! I don't know what to think anymore. I don't know what to think!/ref)

Smooching potential: conflicted feelings

Sebby

Current Earl of Wax. Just a little kid being given a gun and told to fight to avenge a man that didn't really give a damn about him.

Likeability: 1000000/10 (that's my son)

Moral compass: Thinks he's a 10/10. Is actually a 5/10

Sympatheticness: sobbing/10 (let him have a childhood, I beg…)

Smooching potential: no.

Stefan

He doesn't really wanna be there but he promised Sebby's mother he'll look after him. Tries to nudge Sebby in the right direction, but no one is as hard to teach as a child who “knows everything”

Likeability: 10/10

Moral compass: 6.8/10

Sympatheticness: 11/10

Smooching potential: 200/10

Alexander

Admiral of the fleet and role model for Sebby. Kind of a jerk.

Likeability: 7.5/10 (like the Skin-Taker, he is REALLY entertaining)

Moral compass: 3/10

Sympatheticness: 8.6/5

Smooching potential: fluctuating

Dr Sepsis

A doctor from the NPHC. Mad scientist type. Has zero chill. Is autism incarnate

Likeability: 6.5/10

Moral compass: ?/10

Sympatheticness: 10/10

Smooching potential: I see too much of myself in him to smooch.

Red Mary

Either one of the most beautiful woman one has seen or the personification of nightmare fuel

Likeability: 10/10 (unapologetically cruel and a blast to watch her just reveling in destruction and desolation)

Moral compass: 0/10

Sympatheticness: 10/10 (I've been through some of the stuff she's been through and don't blame her for crashing out like that/lh)

Smooching potential: pre-burn 1000000000/10, post-burn 😨/10

The depraved

Earl Sebastian Blackburn I

Sebby's grandfather. So disgusting he needed a category of his own. I chose to kill him off before the show started because it would be too dark if he was the main villain. I've made a timeline of the lore events for Candle Cove and I've marked his birth as “the day everyone's problems started”

He is literally the source of EVERY character’s trauma

Likeability: -100000/10

Moral compass: -1 googolplex/10

Sympatheticness: he had everything served to him on a silver platter, loving parents and a good life. He made a conscious choice to be a pile of human garbage

Smooching potential: I'd rather be keelhauled than be within a ten mile radius of him

Now to answer your actual question

All of them still need work, but I'm getting there. Here's a numbered list tho

#1 Milo

By far the most detailed antagonist/villain article. He was the first to receive a biography/before Candle Cove section. Only regret I have is not enough illustrations

#2 Horace

I love him so much. I wanna hug him until he pops. I still need to go over his article again and see if he needs anything added. Probably gonna give him and the rest of the characters a biography section

#3 Sebby

I think I've added everything that needs to be added about him, but I'm not entirely sure. I sometimes forget what I've actually revealed in the article and what has stayed in my personal notes lmao

#4 Alexander

I feel like something is missing in his article, but other than that, he's solid

#4 the Skin-Taker

His article is kind of a mess. I need to go over it again sometime

#4 Red Mary

Her article is pretty lacking. I need to add more illustrations and info, but I don't know how much I should spoil since I've got a few plans for something I believe will be pretty cool in the future

# Beyond perfect - That Thing

Its article is an objective work of art and whoever disagrees is wrong/j

I think that's all the villain/antagonist articles I have up so far, if I forgot someone whose article is currently live on the Wiki, please remind me

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Why did we glaze that "In the cove" song by Madame Macabre back then it was genuinely so ass 🥀💔

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OGH GMTOGMFMF. G.GODF VIDMFD ITS HIM ITS HIM NOOOOOOOO PLS TELL ME HE LIVES A HAPPY COMFORTABLE LIFE AFTER HE QUITS PLS PLS HES SO SKRUNCKLY

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Is it me or am I the only one that sees Sally as more of a early 60s girl instead of an old timey morute gal and Nina a Y2K mcblingy 2000s gowrl instead of a hyperpop scene woman

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Does anyone remember the Flopqueenmonique situation on tiktok back then in the summer of 2024 that was so insane