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are you really there or am i just imagining you?

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we need a new god

a great entertainer

we need an angel

or something that looks like it

(new god - moonwalker)

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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Gripped

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is this anything

study? redraw? Autism.

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may god guide the glorious philadelphia eagles in their holy war against the infernal kansas city chiefs

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Follow me for more Zweilous feeding tips

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Doylist explanation: They keep making new electric mouse pokemon because they're frantically trying to recreate the success of Pikachu. Or at least because it's tradition at this point.

Watsonian explanation: A major predator of rodents is birds of prey. A mouse that can deliver electric shocks to flying-types has a much higher chance of living to produce more offspring. Thus, convergent evolution fills this niche in every region. "Pikachu" is just the pokemon universe equivalent of "crab".

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at least there's gay people

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post game cyrus who works at a pokemart because living in the distortion world isnt as easy as he thought so hes gotta get money for food somehow lol

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*gives you nightmares to cure your insomnia* :)

i dont play masters but i really like cyrus and darkrai 😳 and im replaying dpp so i get to see this edgy man.

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i wonder what cyrus would be like post-distortion world. how long would he be in there all alone? months? years? would probably fuck you up a little

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i think red suits him well. he should have a little makeup as a treat

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just some random day in the middle of february that doesn't mean anything

(colress isn't strong enough to lift cyrus it's actually beheeyem levitating him)

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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool