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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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Words to live by

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leonardo hazrak

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I want a bhaddie who’s a little nerdy. What do you call that?

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Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

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How to defrost a 26 pound

baby

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I never understood kaiba’s obsession with yugi until I actually started playing yugioh. And now it completely makes sense. An opponent at your level that you actually have fun dueling is so rare that, I too, would form a homoromantic bond with them and zap myself into the afterlife just to play one more game.

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My next nut will be beautiful. Niagara Falls beautiful. A wonder of the world. And in my post but clarity I will embrace the world right before I shrivel up and die of dehydration. 🫂

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All I do every day is fantasize about [insert name here], emotionally, physically and sexually. I don’t have time for anything else.

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Paldea Hunter

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