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mexican-roxas · 3 hours
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WHO is your favorite blorbo in law and what fandom are they from
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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mexican-roxas · 4 hours
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kendrick: i think it would be best for everyone if drake died
me: damn i don't like drake but that's maybe a little too far for me
drake: kendrick is accusing me of being a pedophile because he got molested when he was a child so he's obsessed with the subject
me: kendrick i'm so sorry you were actually so right i apologize
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mexican-roxas · 4 hours
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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fun fact i actually used to hate her
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mexican-roxas · 4 hours
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WAIT!
Before you hit send on that ask, reblog, or reply, remember to stop and PROOFREAD!
am I Pissing on the Poor?
did I Read the post in bad faith?
could I be Overexaggerating?
am I Out of line for saying this?
is it kind of Fucked up to say that to a total stranger?
is what I said Rude?
am I being Egotistical?
am I Angry at words that weren't in the post?
did I Dream up a pretend person to get mad at?
ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LOOKING LIKE A JACKASS ONLINE!
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mexican-roxas · 6 hours
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can you guys please go outside
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mexican-roxas · 6 hours
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read literature. be present. make love. make tea. write a poem. cry. watch a sappy movie that makes you want to throw things at it. paint your nails. cook something. call your best friend. learn an instrument. wonder. take a bath. go for a walk. lie down on the grass. listen to the entirety of ur favorite album from 2016. take pics of sunsets. ponder. shamelessly dance in your room. curl up on your bed. make endless wishes to the stars twinkling in the midnight sky. think about nothing. think about everything. think about things so hard that you barely remember what happened moments ago and why you’re feeling the way you do
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mexican-roxas · 6 hours
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Sorry I’m super talkative today, but I think a key part of the Kendrick/Drake beef people are missing is it’s not so much beef as it is a public service announcement, and the importance of recognizing when a predator is in your midst; whether it be someone who prays on women, kids, or a culture he ain’t even apart of.
Kendrick specifically references how Drake uses gang culture, hip-hop, and his proximity to blackness as a means to get a profit, despite the fact he grew up comfortably in Canada. “Never code-switch, whether right or wrong, you a Black man; Even if it don't benefit your goals, do some push-ups, get some discipline” (Dear Adonis Verse)
“Even usin' you to prove who he is is a huge favor” (Dear Dennis Verse)
While it may be funny to witness how much Kendrick stands on business, let’s also acknowledge the importance of the things he says.
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mexican-roxas · 6 hours
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💔HEART SHATTER💔
The Divorce Horse, the Alimony Pony
Was wondering what a “nightmare moon”-ified Cadence would look like so
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mexican-roxas · 6 hours
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Can you guys stop calling grown ass adult trans men ‘boys’ it’s getting weird. I just saw someone call a 40 year old a boy and I think I’m going to go insane.
That isn’t a soft little uwu boy that is a grown ass man.
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mexican-roxas · 7 hours
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With the Reddit 3rd party app crackdown and the ongoing horseshit Elon Musk is pulling with "X", I realize a lot of people here might be pretty new. So I put together a quick and easy guide for using Tumblr for anyone new who might need it.
Tumblr was made by David Karp and we call him Daddy around these parts (^///^)
You are not safe from fandom-gif attacks ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Speaking of fandoms, the tumblr fandoms are always ready to grab their [object] and go to war against the Beliebers ╰(*°▽°*)╯
The only safe refuge from fandom tumblr is with hipster tumblr. If you can get a cool alt-girl to take you under her wing, you might be safe... for now (●'◡'●)
You will watch the first episode of Supernatural... and then you're part of the Winchester family. (Or if you skip right to season 4, we don't blame you. It's where Destiel starts (*/ω\*))
This is not a glomp-free zone ☆*: .。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
Use missing e. It's the only way to make Tumblr useable on Internet Explorer (this is the most popular browser and you're probably using it right now) :-D
Our only adult-supervision is John Green... and even then does that REALLY count as supervision? DFTBA! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Just this once, everyone lives. It's bigger on the inside. Elementary, my dear Watson.
If you see Misha Collins staring at you, the polite response is "Saving people, hunting things, the family business." O.O
I might lose followers for this, but this blog supports gay rights, and yours should too (14 gifs of Sherlock and The Hobbit)
Tumblr will teach you more about the world than you'll ever learn in school. ○( ^皿^)っ
Tread carefully... we have teh yaoiz O.o. Oh you don't know what that means? Well let's just say... it's full of lemons here.
If you see Hannibal Lector in a flower crown, tell him it looks very nice. His boyfriend Will Graham made it for him. (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
Do not enter the dog park. The dog park will not harm you.
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mexican-roxas · 7 hours
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Silly guys in my head
(sora voice) silly guys in my heart…
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mexican-roxas · 7 hours
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I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡
You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.
I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*
Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.
And guess what. God put me to the test.
Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.
So I chose God over Shiro.
Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.
Gods worth it!
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mexican-roxas · 9 hours
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mexican-roxas · 9 hours
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sorry i'm not in the right headspace to pay rent right now. please come back after i've practiced self care
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My thoughts on their ship after the new episode
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