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learned today the most embarrassing spongebob reference to make if nobdy there gets it which is "the inner machinations of my mind....are an enigma" and everyone thought I was just fucking saying that
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me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!
me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
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Omg I feel like I’m the most boring person in the world to talk to :)
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berries in the fridge be like what if we had a sexy little fur coatÂ
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bro can u shut up im trying to telepathically tell u i miss u
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don’t say yes just because you feel guilty about hurting their feelings
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