meyecy - Tumblr blog

[meyecy]

"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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Sad sack is such an insult, like not only are you a depressed motherfucker, you're also a bag

[meyecy]

Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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thinkin of quitting my job to become a full-time horrifying void entity

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introducing my four year old niece to the concept of "moral dilemmas" by telling her that i'm a monster that eats children and that i know it's wrong but i'm so so so hungry and everything else tastes yucky. i've tried all the human food in the world and it all tastes so yucky i can't even eat it. i can only eat children and i'm so hungry

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i was made to be the sweetest girl ever. it’s on you if i turn evil

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

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i have decided to do a poll for fun because of a video im watching while im eating

for those curious i started playing during 1.6!! i played the demo worlds of the game on the minecraft.net website before my parents bought it for me

[meyecy]

Eminem’s life story is actually mine

He took my wallet and lived on my dime

the film 8 Mile was based off me, for real

Eminem lied and i just couldn’t deal

So I moved to the burbs, under a house

Live in a crawl space, rap with a mouse :(

[meyecy]

Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She's been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???

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solo jazz suicune

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save the world - happy 14th anniversary to generator rex!!!

[meyecy]

The most wretched tragedy is that we let those 18th century ponytails with bow ties for men get out of style

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you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

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Sometimes I see a respected mutual in my notes and remember they follow me and I'm like. Should I apologize for what I'm doing here. But they did choose to be in my house