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Okay, so we all know this photo because it's awesome, but I just want to call attention to a) that motherfucking sweater, because it is pretty incredible, b) the checkered shirt he's wearing underneath it because Martin Freeman looks at clashing patterns and LAUGHS, and c) his adorable fucking kitchen. SO CUTE AND TINYYYYY

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The only thing better than those pants (with a matching, what is that, a waistcoat? But he's already got a black waistcoat. Is he wearing two waistcoats? OR IS THAT A GIANT BLUE PANTS/WAISTCOAT ONESIE OH MY GOD), with that enormous sparkly black disco jacket...

...IS THAT HIS WIFE IS MATCHING. I see you and your sparkly skirt, Amanda. I SEE YOU.

Also I have no idea what event this is. I hope it's some kind of space convention. That would explain why he's looking at the sky all adorably befuddled (which is, admittedly, his default expression).

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Either his head is large or that hat is too small. And I'm pretty sure those socks are baby blue.

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I could make an obvious "Lady Gaga called and she wants her glasses back" joke here, but let's be real, Lady Gaga borrowed those glasses from Martin Freeman.

Also, okay, SERIOUSLY YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE KNITTED TIE!? HOW MANY KNITTED TIES DO YOU HAVE??

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This is Martin Freeman's excellent "Frat Boy" look. What charm! What grace! What a dignified mustache! All he's missing is a red cup and he's ready for a keg stand.

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At the premiere for Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

THIS is how a hipster does red carpet, y'all. Look at that casual arm-lean. Wicker hat perched at a jaunty angle. His wife is even wearing Coverse flats. Martin Freeman sees your black tailored suit and thinks, "Man, that was SO last year's BAFTAs."

[Second picture is added for gratuitous tongue. You're welcome.]

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Mmmm. Young Martin Freeman.

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Okay, Martin Freeman, in the spirit of the holiday that has just passed, I will restrain myself to shaking my head fondly at your 70's crocheted poncho-jumper that you probably got from some hole-in-the-wall, you've-never-heard-of-it vintage place.

Also, we see you with your adorable wife and your adorable tree. The dog accessory is a bit much.

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Two words: KNITTED TIE.

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Guys, this jacket. Can we talk about this adorable jacket? Baby blue, looks like corduroy, perhaps a whole size too large. It's all wrinkled because he couldn't be bovvered. This jacket looks like something a high schooler would wear to a Speech&Debate tournament. So what does he pair this jacket with? Beige pants and a red plaid tie with MATCHING POCKET SQUARE.

WHAT. A. DOLL. This is what MF was wearing on the first day of filming for "The Hobbit", as seen from PJ's first production video-diary-blog thing. MARTIN FREEMAN WOULD BE DRESSING TO IMPRESS, BUT HE GIVES NO FUCKS.

(Also, I bet he's got a whole sandwich hidden in that enormous pocket, what is that, it's practically the size of his head.)

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Martin Freeman's Adorkable Clothes