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Notim Portant Headcanons

(Feel free to request more if you want to hear me ramble)

DOB . 06 / 01 / 1985, this makes him 30 during the events of HATRED and 40 if alive today. 

Stands at 6’2” or 188 cm tall

Endo-mesomorph build, has significant muscle definition that is hidden under a layer of fat. Appears to be  overweight.

Cisgender Male

Uses He/It pronouns, due to how Notim’s life turned out he feels a strong detachment to the body it lives in and would use it pronouns if they were alive long enough to realize it’s not cringe.

Autism / cPTSD / ASPD / Other specified paraphilic disorder / Major Depressive Disorder

None of the above conditions were diagnosed, his family did not believe in the seriousness of mental illness.

Currently lives in Queens, NYC.

Family are Russian immigrants, he either immigrated to the United States when he was a baby or was born soon after immigration. He has no current connections to his immediate family.

Pressured to enlist in the US Army post 9/11, has most likely been in combat. Facial scars came from his time in the military. 

Never went to college or university post discharge. 

Currently works at either a slaughterhouse or wholesale fish market.

Collects knives and other weapons as a hobby, knows an extensive amount of information about each weapon in his collection and treats them carefully. 

Travels to Long Island in order to hunt during hunting season. Very good at field dressing deer, and keeps quite a bit of meat in his freezer. 

Computer literate, frequents 4chan and shock sites such as LiveLeak and Bestgore. 

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turns local cat hater into a cat (I have others in the works)

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how the fuck did i get here i don remmeber how i got herea

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I was bored and uhh I hate interacting with AI bots not realistic at all lol

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I like sphinxes

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This would’ve fixed postal dude

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White girls fuck dogs

Born to make silly little drawings forced to have a life

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Wanting to do some metalocalypse headcanons / writing requests are open :0

NSFW + SFW ok

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Heheh soft . ..

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"Looking in your dead eyes, what the fuck you want from me? What did you want from me? What did you want from me?"

Tyler, the Creator - Sarah

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stares at nottem i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i want him i-

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dionysus . HATRED fic

pairing . not important x male!reader rating . E tags + warnings . slur use(once), second-person POV, masc reader, recreational drug use, marijuana, edibles, Discord chat, hand jobs, heavy petting, stomach kisses word count . 3.5k summary . loser discord user has an online friend basically show up uninvited and they get high together READ HERE -> dionysus on ao3

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OKAY FA- i mean well adjusted people- what do you guys want to hear about me rambling about nottem wise vote below.

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soemtimes i wonderr if you guys would handle my rambling s about not important... like i genuinely want to talk about him but the fact that the fandom is so small is so fucking funny to me everyone just uses him to ship a guy with THE postal dude which i think is cringe... oopsies [twiddles my beard]

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latrans . POSTAL 2: Paradise Lost fic

pairing . feral!postal dude x reader rating . E tags + warnings . dub-con/non-con,second-person POV, AFAB reader, vaginal sex, feral behavior, dead animal, abduction, kidnapping, dry humping, bad sex, spit as lube, painful sex, biting, reader does not get to cum, reader is called wife word count . 3.4k summary . After escaping an extremist commune you find yourself in the wilderness of the Paradise exclusion zone. … But you quickly realize you aren't alone. READ HERE -> latrans on ao3

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Hard agree on this statement. Personally see them as being completely separate as even the "timeline" to make them father and son DOES NOT WORK.

p1 and p2 being father and son gotta be one of my least favorite theories about the dude

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i peeled my boyfriend <33

LOOK AT HIS PUPPY DOG EYES HES SO HANDSOME I WANT HIM TO [DATA EXPUNGED]