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The cookie dough fandom is dying reblog if you like it wet and raw

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The world of chess has been rocked by the biggest scandal in years and it involves artificial intelligence and anal beads.

Last week, world chess champion Magnus Carlsen, withdrew from a major tournament with a $350,000 prize money after his unexpected defeat by underdog Hans Niemann.

Norway’s Carlsen announced his withdrawal in a cryptic tweet with a video implying that Niemann had cheated. The tweet was accompanied by a video of Portuguese soccer manager, José Mourinho, saying, ‘I prefer really not to speak. If I speak, I am in big trouble.’

Other big names in the sport declared Niemann’s play ‘sus’, suspicions were raised further when Niemann admitted to cheating twice previously. Chess.com issued a statement that it had banned Niemann from its site over his alleged cheating.

Chess enthusiasts online have since gone on to speculate that Niemann may have been cheating with computer assistance and anal beads.

‘Currently obsessed with the notion that Hans Niemann has been cheating at the Sinquefield Cup chess tournament using wireless anal beads that vibrate him the correct moves,’ tweeted one user.

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I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard

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Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

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I have never known defeat

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i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

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Rat holding a pride flag

And some of the many outtakes

He kept trying to stash it

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thinking about anti-role models. people you look at like "well whatever i'm gonna be in life it's not gonna be that"

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sebastian uses the whisper app

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Fork in him

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I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious 

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link! long hair! big shirt!

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grandpa’s messed up beds, an ongoing collection