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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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the horseless carriage implies the existence of a "horse"

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hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

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happy make a terrible comic day

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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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thank god it’s make a terrible comic day 2025

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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can u imagine if other pieces of media were as scared of calling their monsters what they are as zombie media is about calling zombies zombies

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idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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