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“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

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Yasmin Benoit has won the LGBTA Award for the 'Outstanding Contributions to Communities' category! She's the first aroace activist and first Black aroace to win this award 🖤🤎🤍💜

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i saw this:

and thought it would be fun to actually work that out. so

^^^ every doctor who episode in chronological order

(pls let me know if theres any mistakes! i got most of the info from the tardis wiki so idk if its 100% accurate)

btw!!! the episodes are ordered by where they go FIRST in the episode :) (PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO PUT UNEARTHLY CHILD FIRST THEYRE IN 1963 FIRS TPLEASEEEEEYEGEHFEHFYUFHGEUYS)

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Holy shit you’re still a kid stop worrying about not being a lesbian in high school. Gay drama’s the same at all ages. You didn’t miss a damn thing.

This actually kinda pisses me off, you dont get to tell me i didn't miss anything when i was a husk of a person walking around in some sad dudes body one slip up away from killing myself

Sure being a girl in highschool probably would have sucked as well but why am i not allowed to dream about that life

Seriously im sick of mentioning an experience im sad i didnt get and people going "oh it actually sucks dont worry" fuck off i didnt get to be a real person in highschool.

I dont care if something sucked maybe I still want that experience even if it was shit

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We're so back

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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Happy pride month to my favorite lesbians!!

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Go for it, Samus!! You're our queen!!

Redraw of my Samus pride piece!!

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"last christmas I gave you my heart" lmao massive tactical error. christmas is when you give toys. they thought your heart was a toy

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i don’t need therapy i just need to go up like at least three cup sizes

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goddddddd i loveeeee hrttrtttttttt >-< the fact that you can just take a Cute Pill that makes you Adorable. is amazing. is wonderful. is quite literally entirely life changing. enchanting. delirious. genuinely i feel like im living in a dream ive said this many times. its. a. dream

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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Btw you should hug that t girl who's always putting others before herself