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Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger
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making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat
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not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

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*Using my iPhone to command a random immigrant to deliver a prepared dinner with any meat I want right to my doorstep*: “I’m not really privileged because I can only afford to do this once or twice a week”
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this is just like visually, semiotically one of the funniest things ive ever seen
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baby barred owls slop suspiciously near weird bush
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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long
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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.
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Dali, yunnan province of china (photo by 爱旅行的晓秋,Yiklla)
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