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Where are you from

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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdyJxyYt/

the way i was legit going to answer with 'me after watching that game' but then it changed to aleks and i forgot how to think

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Germany killed Brazil 7-1 in 2014 wearing a red and black striped jersey I don't think you guys understand what I'll have to endure if we lose to Flamengo aka a brazilian red and black striped jersey team on sunday I hate this timeline

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FUCK ME JERRY

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God I hope we face Benfica again soon in UCL so we can obliterate them trash their stadium clog their toilettes etc etc etc

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and i'm killing him

leroy is killing me

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Leroy I'm selling you to one direction

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"Di Maria is already showing signs that he's exhausted" that man is 89

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You're telling me we NEVER lost to Benfica before? I will inject molten glass inside my veins

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EU NÃO ACREDITO NISSO

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Offside aborted my child unbelievable

JOSHUA KIMMICH I VOLUNTEER TO BIRTH YOU ANOTHER CHILD

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JOSHUA KIMMICH I VOLUNTEER TO BIRTH YOU ANOTHER CHILD