miasmadelights

[miasmadelights]

Been a hot minute, hasn't it? I've been very busy for the last few months, especially during the last 2 weeks straight. But now that I have the luxury to be lazy and horny again, you had better believe I celebrated. I ordered from one of my favourite takeout places, and I've even cracked into my secret stash of sugar-free gummy bears. We are indeed returning with a bang. And if there was ever a moment I wished I could record my emissions, this would be the moment.

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thinking about begging someone to hop into a discord call with me, having things start out casually and normally, but due to the fact that im a greasy little gamer, i've eaten loads of junk that's made me sooo, sooo gassy, and now they have to listen as i rip ass, belch, and moan after every single one 😮‍💨

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She's a cute, stinky froggy gal! She stinks so good, don't you think?

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guys i LITERALLY found the video that started my fetish. what i’d watch on my 2004 samsung laptop in the same room as my parents. it still holds up actually

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ik this is a silly idea but itd be really fun to compare farts with another sapphic fart creator on here, yknow like a virtual fart contest kinda?

not entirely sure how itd work but if any of the girl farters on here are interested,,, hmu

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I am starting to believe that when you start a fart kink blog, you instantly become gassier and hornier than normal. It's certainly been the case for me!

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I find this so hot 🥵 his naked top half, his big, beefy ass, the fact he is wearing sweat pants (a favourite of mine), and the fact he is playing video games, all adds up to being a cum inducing video.

His gas is amazing!! What I’d give to be buried nose first in that bubbly, gassy butt. Inhaling his massive, stinking farts 🍑💨🥵

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Am I the only one who looks through their dashboard, sees some amazing art or important news or advice to reblog or like, only to then have to stop myself from doing so because I have to remember that this is a kink blog and I can't just do that if it's not related to this kink?

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imagine a cute girl being farted on by a bunch of kinda slobby dom women...they all push her cute face into their big sweaty asses and rip huge blasts while she huffs and coughs from the stench but she does it with a smile on her face because she wants to do well! but then she has her nose pressed against one of their ass cracks ready to be farted on and theres a nice meaty toot but its not from any of the doms...the cute girl apologizing and excusing herself but the other women love it!

they lay back and pull her little body onto their faces and pull her shorts down, slapping her adorable little butt and she tries her best! and all of them praise her when she gets out some loud smelly ones 😵‍💫🥰

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Does the water at your side hustle have the same effect on everyone? That is to say, is everyone going around stuffed to the brim with gas all the time?

It does indeed affect everyone, my dear anon. Although as commented by one of my co-workers, it seems to affect me worst of all. I should also stress that yes, the water is clean and drinkable, it just has a slightly higher iron content than normal.

But nevertheless, this does sound like the kind of prompt that those eproctophilia-themed imagine blogs (like mine) would come up with, except in this case, it's real for me.

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🍓🍋🍑

Thank you anon for the ask! Allow me to answer each of your corresponding questions.

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

I have so many I've thought about over the years, but to give you just a sample, one of my most prominent fantasies is for someone to fart on my lap while performing a lapdance. Repeatably. I want to actively feel their emissions blowing on my crotch. I would also feel happy doing the same to someone else, but right now I'm leaning towards being the one farted on.

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

A question I tend to get often both in asks and in dms, and one I'll answer again and again. Sweets make me quite gassy, certain vegetables like potatoes get me gassy. But the thing that produces the most gas for me is the drinking water at my side hustle. I am not normally super gassy, but you wouldn't know it if you worked along side me there :3c

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

Oh absolutely. It helps that I think my own farts smell lovely, although that's hardly unique, even outside our community. But yes, it's easy for me to suddenly turn myself on if my gas is particularly fragrant/feels nice coming out, sometimes at the most inconvenient times. Take at my side hustle for example. Do you know how torturous it is to be an absolute gasbag because of that water, still have about several more hours before you can finish yourself off in peace, but whoops- that last fart just rippled over your clit? Have fun trying to disassociate from that feeling!

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My friends, I have been given way too much power. To now be able to actually make burritos in the comfort of my own home without need to order takeout? It has...affected me in certain ways for the last two days. On the one hand, it's been great for using up leftovers in the back of my fridge. But on the other hand...oh boy...

Someone ought to let me sit on their face for a couple hours until I feel better.

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𓏴𓏴 Eproctophilia-based ask game! ♡

-> reblog and have people send you asks of the questions they’d like answering.

by @boyhuffer

🍎 - Do you prefer to fart on someone or be the one getting farted on?

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

🍍- What age were you when you realised you were into farts?

🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

🍌- Do you prefer the person you’re farting on to struggle and cry, or would you rather they’re completely into it, sniffing like their life deoends on it

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

🫐 - How bad are your farts? What are they usually like?

🍒 - Have you ever told anyone about your fetish? do you think you will?

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

🥭 - What type of person do you fantasize farting on/farting on you? Fictional characters, people you know, celebrities, or do you just imagine someone new up?

🥥 - Do you like to incorporate any other kinks you have into your fart fetish? ( for example, bondage )

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>Be me, not currently in the kink mindset just trying to play a brand new video game >Said game includes a legit build that focuses on poisoning through farts (and also burps, but it's mostly farting) >Said game also includes a hazmat & gas mask wearing boss that includes a variant version of his fight where he primarily farts on you with his own poison build >I am now back in the kink mindset

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gassy overworked boyfriend! who comes home late again, tie loosened, hair messy, muttering about spreadsheets and dumb clients.

you greet him at the door, eager to help—and he barely says a word before slumping down on the couch and tugging you onto the floor between his legs.

‘rough day,’ he sighs. ‘need to vent.’

and then… he does.

long, slow, aching farts bubble out of him while you sit there obediently, nose buried against his sweaty ass.

‘you always help me relax, sweetheart,’ he says, stroking your hair like you’re his favorite pet.

‘just keep sniffin’ and don’t talk. daddy’s got a lot more stress to blow off.’”

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Sometimes I'll eat something that I think will make me really gassy on purpose, and it's like...nothing's all that different. Sure I'd break wind, but no more than if I'd eaten any other average meal. But then I'll eat something that doesn't seem like it would cause copious amounts of gas, except whoops, now I'm farting up a storm, but I can't even fully appreciate it because a: public appearances, and b: the minor stomach pains. It's only now that I've finally returned to my private abode that I could finally appreciate them. My panties are absolutely reeking right now. There's even a small damp spot because of how swampy my ass has been. Just a tiny concentrated point of stink. It's a good thing I didn't wear any of my good pairs today. Then again, maybe I can consider these a good pair of panties for other reasons now...

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ik most people find them an inconvenience but i love getting fart bubbles trapped in my pussy… i love finally getting it to pop against my clit its like a fun lil game😭

wait i‘ve never even thought about this but ?? popping it against ur clit must feel satisfying as hell actually … this almost never happens to me though my gas always slips right out