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[miasmadelights]

imagine a cute girl being farted on by a bunch of kinda slobby dom women...they all push her cute face into their big sweaty asses and rip huge blasts while she huffs and coughs from the stench but she does it with a smile on her face because she wants to do well! but then she has her nose pressed against one of their ass cracks ready to be farted on and theres a nice meaty toot but its not from any of the doms...the cute girl apologizing and excusing herself but the other women love it!

they lay back and pull her little body onto their faces and pull her shorts down, slapping her adorable little butt and she tries her best! and all of them praise her when she gets out some loud smelly ones 😵‍💫🥰

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Does the water at your side hustle have the same effect on everyone? That is to say, is everyone going around stuffed to the brim with gas all the time?

It does indeed affect everyone, my dear anon. Although as commented by one of my co-workers, it seems to affect me worst of all. I should also stress that yes, the water is clean and drinkable, it just has a slightly higher iron content than normal.

But nevertheless, this does sound like the kind of prompt that those eproctophilia-themed imagine blogs (like mine) would come up with, except in this case, it's real for me.

[miasmadelights]

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Thank you anon for the ask! Allow me to answer each of your corresponding questions.

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

I have so many I've thought about over the years, but to give you just a sample, one of my most prominent fantasies is for someone to fart on my lap while performing a lapdance. Repeatably. I want to actively feel their emissions blowing on my crotch. I would also feel happy doing the same to someone else, but right now I'm leaning towards being the one farted on.

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

A question I tend to get often both in asks and in dms, and one I'll answer again and again. Sweets make me quite gassy, certain vegetables like potatoes get me gassy. But the thing that produces the most gas for me is the drinking water at my side hustle. I am not normally super gassy, but you wouldn't know it if you worked along side me there :3c

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

Oh absolutely. It helps that I think my own farts smell lovely, although that's hardly unique, even outside our community. But yes, it's easy for me to suddenly turn myself on if my gas is particularly fragrant/feels nice coming out, sometimes at the most inconvenient times. Take at my side hustle for example. Do you know how torturous it is to be an absolute gasbag because of that water, still have about several more hours before you can finish yourself off in peace, but whoops- that last fart just rippled over your clit? Have fun trying to disassociate from that feeling!

[miasmadelights]

My friends, I have been given way too much power. To now be able to actually make burritos in the comfort of my own home without need to order takeout? It has...affected me in certain ways for the last two days. On the one hand, it's been great for using up leftovers in the back of my fridge. But on the other hand...oh boy...

Someone ought to let me sit on their face for a couple hours until I feel better.

[miasmadelights]

𓏴𓏴 Eproctophilia-based ask game! ♡

-> reblog and have people send you asks of the questions they’d like answering.

by @boyhuffer

🍎 - Do you prefer to fart on someone or be the one getting farted on?

🍐- How did you realise you had a fart fetish?

🍍- What age were you when you realised you were into farts?

🍊 - What’s your favourite kind of fart? (examples — dutch oven, on food, in lap)

🍋 - What foods/drinks make you the gassiest?

🍉 - Have you ever actually experimented with your fetish in real life? Would you like to?

🍌- Do you prefer the person you’re farting on to struggle and cry, or would you rather they’re completely into it, sniffing like their life deoends on it

🍓 - What’s your ideal fart-related fantasy?

🫐 - How bad are your farts? What are they usually like?

🍒 - Have you ever told anyone about your fetish? do you think you will?

🍑 - Do you ever get off to your own farts?

🥭 - What type of person do you fantasize farting on/farting on you? Fictional characters, people you know, celebrities, or do you just imagine someone new up?

🥥 - Do you like to incorporate any other kinks you have into your fart fetish? ( for example, bondage )

[miasmadelights]

>Be me, not currently in the kink mindset just trying to play a brand new video game >Said game includes a legit build that focuses on poisoning through farts (and also burps, but it's mostly farting) >Said game also includes a hazmat & gas mask wearing boss that includes a variant version of his fight where he primarily farts on you with his own poison build >I am now back in the kink mindset

[miasmadelights]

gassy overworked boyfriend! who comes home late again, tie loosened, hair messy, muttering about spreadsheets and dumb clients.

you greet him at the door, eager to help—and he barely says a word before slumping down on the couch and tugging you onto the floor between his legs.

‘rough day,’ he sighs. ‘need to vent.’

and then… he does.

long, slow, aching farts bubble out of him while you sit there obediently, nose buried against his sweaty ass.

‘you always help me relax, sweetheart,’ he says, stroking your hair like you’re his favorite pet.

‘just keep sniffin’ and don’t talk. daddy’s got a lot more stress to blow off.’”

[miasmadelights]

Sometimes I'll eat something that I think will make me really gassy on purpose, and it's like...nothing's all that different. Sure I'd break wind, but no more than if I'd eaten any other average meal. But then I'll eat something that doesn't seem like it would cause copious amounts of gas, except whoops, now I'm farting up a storm, but I can't even fully appreciate it because a: public appearances, and b: the minor stomach pains. It's only now that I've finally returned to my private abode that I could finally appreciate them. My panties are absolutely reeking right now. There's even a small damp spot because of how swampy my ass has been. Just a tiny concentrated point of stink. It's a good thing I didn't wear any of my good pairs today. Then again, maybe I can consider these a good pair of panties for other reasons now...

[miasmadelights]

ik most people find them an inconvenience but i love getting fart bubbles trapped in my pussy… i love finally getting it to pop against my clit its like a fun lil game😭

wait i‘ve never even thought about this but ?? popping it against ur clit must feel satisfying as hell actually … this almost never happens to me though my gas always slips right out

[miasmadelights]

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#49: Your thoughts/ratings on the different kinds of farts: odourless, wet, smell and frequent, etc. (Look up a list or make up your own)

Ok so real talk, I was concerned that I wouldn't be able to find a list of farts that didn't sound more like a medical guide. I'd like to assume that's not why you're here. However, that's when I remembered not too long ago that someone actually made a tier-list for farts that was specifically for the fart kink community. I think providing my tier-list should more than satisfy your curiosity:

Thanks for the ask!

[miasmadelights]

I kid you not, I was talking with my friend about various subjects until somehow we landed on kinks. They had some...questionable beliefs about kinks, but I was happy to at least pick their brain about it.

Something about kinks being a window into someone's psyche, but they seemed to just default to it being a desire for power or to be sullied on their own terms. They even asked me to throw in various kinks just to really test their theory. Honestly just the fact that they brought this up and didn't know about inflation had me internally laughing. Like, I had to be the person to explain that to them, and I don't even go to that school. (If you're into inflation, I hope you're having a great day) And yes, I did bring up farts, because of course I just had to know what "window into my psyche" that would've meant (no I didn't reveal this was my kink), but that only triggered them to start talking about how gross that kink was. Bear in mind that I brought up piss (If you're into piss, I also hope you're having a great day), and they had no issues analyzing that. And that soon enough shifted the conversation into something else, alas. Guess I'll have to find someone else to psychoanalyze my kink XD

[miasmadelights]

April Fools: Fart Questions

You are free to modify this to answer for characters instead.

Have there been any intense or serious moments when you needed to fart but had to hold it in?

Where was the most inappropriate place or moment where you've accidentally or purposely farted?

Have you ever farted too carelessly that it promoted into a shart instead?

If you could somehow imitate a song with your farts, what song would it be?

When was the first time you've farted around your partner or friends?

What do you think of farts?

Do you like farts or farting?

Your opinion(s) on fart jokes?

What was your longest fart?

What are your farts like in general? (Length, stink, volume, etc)

Was there a time you farted and you blamed someone else for it? Did people believe you?

When was a time that someone else farted and you got blamed instead?

Do you know how to cup a fart and throw it?

Is there someone you want to cup a fart and throw it at them? Who is it and why?

What have you done to try and hide your farts? Have they worked?

What's the longest time you've held in a farts and why?

What scents do you use to hide your farts?

Describe the funniest sounds your farts have ever made.

Have you ever choked from a fart? Or witnessed someone else choke on one?

Have you ever farted so hard that it caused your clothes or something else to shake?

Are you comfortable enough to fart around your friends?

Rank the farts in your social circle or your own farts.

Imagine fart sounds in the last YouTube video you've watched, what was it and how would the video have gone?

Have you ever spoken with someone and it's obvious that they're dying to fart and you're holding them back?

When was that time you had to hold it in and couldn't get relief because someone was talking to you/you had something important to finish in public?

Have you ever walked into a fart cloud?

Have others walked into your fart cloud?

What do you do in those moments when you fart under the blanket and it's trapped there? Do you get rid of it? Keep it trapped in there?

What do you eat/drink that makes you fart like a maniac?

What are your favourite fart sounds?

Have you ever ruined a moment with a fart?

Is there a moment where you wish you could ruin or enhance with a fart?

Are your farts strong enough to blow out a candle?

What terms do you use to call farts or the action of letting out a fart? Letting it rip? Cut the cheese? Pass gas? Wind? Something else?

Farting is a natural thing. Do you think people should do it more and without shame? Why or why not?

Has there been a time when you thought you were alone and farted but it turned out someone was there/someone came right around the corner?

What are your fart patterns?

What are your techniques to farting discreetly?

Was there a time you tried to be discreet but failed miserably?

Has there been a time when you had to hold in your laughter due to farts?

If you were to create music with your farts, how would it go?

What do your farts sound like?

What's your favourite place to fart?

Who do you know has the most amazing farts and why?

Do you have any merch related to farts?

Have you or anyone else accidentally farted during an intense moment?

Has something or someone made a sound similar to a fart and you think it's funny?

Has a fart ever gotten you/someone else in trouble?

Your thoughts/ratings on the different kinds of farts: odourless, wet, smell and frequent, etc. (Look up a list or make up your own)

Do you have a fart rival? (Someone to out-fart)

Has farting ever gotten you out of a sticky situation or put you into one?

Who would you challenge to a fart-off and why? Would you or your competitor(s) win?

Have you ever been so startled you let out a fart?

What kind of superpower would your farts grant you? (Ex: Laserfart is a hero who can fart out lasers)

If you could fart on a belonging of your menace, what would it be and why?

Describe your most rancid fart.

Has there been a time when a fart has helped you?

Any neat tricks you can do with your farts?

If you were to give your farts a color, what color would it be?

Write a fart haiku (or other type of poem).

[miasmadelights]

Since I know some of y'all love it whenever I mention recent meals that made me gassy, I think my most recent meal fits in quite well. Some fried artichoke, cheesecake, and for the "main course", a pair of 8 inch mozzarella sticks. (no this is not a metaphor for white dicks, I am talking HUGE sticks of fried cheese with marinara sauce) The tiramisu alone from before still produced more farts, but you'll want to hear this... Tonight's fresh crop of farts have been really potent. Even just one poot and it really just takes over any given space. Needless to say, it's been a wonderful night for a self-induced Dutch Oven. The perfect way to put myself into a submissive head-space, and just pleasure myself. Plus it saves on heating.

[miasmadelights]

🚨 CW: FARTING 🚨

The noisy results of me stuffing two pizzas, garlic bread, and milk into my stomach 😏💨

Depraved fart thoughts under the cut. You have been warned! 🔥

I've always fitted myself into the reciever roll when it comes to my eprocto kink, but since I've been getting more gassy myself following all these stuffings, and reading more dom/sub posts from people on tumblr,

I want to dominate someone with my farts. I need a whiny cutie's face to use as a seat, for me to plant my ass on and get comfy while I stuff carbs and cheese and protein in my face, and beer down my throat, belly bubbling and gurgling as it digests all that feasting into gas that rumbles out my ass straight on to them.

Anyone want to volunteer? 😏😘

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I've made it quite known my fondness for the concept of fart Jacuzzis. That has continued to be the case, as I was able to partially explore a fantasy of mine irl. Not with anyone, alas, but by myself, in private. Now for those new to my blog, every now and then, I get to work at a private lakehouse as a side hustle. One of my usual tasks being the maintaining of the jacuzzi. And as far as I'm concerned, the stars have aligned. I'm the only one at this lakehouse for at least 3 hours, the sun's gone down, I planned to swap out the water anyway and do a deep cleaning afterwards, and for those who don't know, the drinking water here makes everyone really gassy (yes, the water's clean, it's just a side effect of the iron content), so I've got plenty of gas in the tank. In other words, I was able to enjoy the Jacuzzi alone, while farting in it shamelessly. You would not even believe just how many I expelled total. And oh, how it felt coming out, watching it bubble up on the surface. It did not matter if I had the jets on, I could always tell whenever I ripped one. Sometimes before restarting the jets, I'd purposefully leave them off for a bit just to fully appreciate my farts. I really do wish I was enjoying this with others, though. To have people clearly superior than me farting, and I'm forced to just sit in there and breathe it in. Perhaps taunting me for doing so, but no less appreciative of having someone so perverted and willing to sniff them up. Sharing me as a fart sponge as each of them have their way with me. But although that's likely never to happen in real life, I'll never forget that hour of me getting to be a degenerate fart lover in the private comfort of a Jacuzzi.

[miasmadelights]

It felt really good imagining myself as a dom over these last few months relating to this kink. (Helps that those posts really did numbers) Probably the longest period I've ever had being on one side of the dom/sub spectrum. But of course, as you can imagine by the creation of this post, I'm ready to just smother myself in gas-spewing butts once more. Expect a new post very soon.

[miasmadelights]

hi hi friends!! as i mentioned in a previous post, i got to experience in-person fart fetish play for the first time ever. i have been so, so excited to write a post about this, but i wanted to take some time to reflect on everything i experienced so that i could create a post i was happy with.

as surprising as this may sound, as i share a lot of vulnerable stuff here, i actually don't like sharing too many details of my in real life experiences. privacy is something important to me, and i find being secretive to be a little bit fun and exciting. because of that, i was going to share a number of smaller, less detailed posts about what i experienced. however, this whole encounter was a Big Deal to me, amd i credit a lot of it to this community, as ever since i made this blog i have received so much love and appreciation, more than i ever thought possible. you guys were a huge encouragement for me to come to terms with and start to accept this fetish that i've despised in myself for so long. so, for that reason (and because i've had many people requesting it) i've decided to make this longer post sharing the details of my experience.

fair warning, this one is going to be Long. if you are interested in hearing about it, please feel free to read below where i recount my first time ever exploring fart fetishism in real life!

i feel like this story wouldn't be as easy to follow without a little bit of context. i have mentioned it casually in passing, but this is not my only blog on tumblr - i know, shocking. i've been a part of the kinky / bdsm side of tumblr for the last decade, and i've been running blogs related to those things for that long. i currently have one other blog that i run, as well as a general kink fetlife account. additionally, i am pretty active in my local kink scene, and have been for the last 5ish years. i have many friends through these local and online communities, some of whom have surpassed just being kink friends, and are my legitimate best friends in the whole world.

i give this context because the person i explored this with is someone i already knew through that side of my life. to keep a long story short, we realized we had a shared fart fetish after we already knew each other. i will spare the long, boring details of that realization - all you guys need to know is that this is someone that i already felt comfortable with, as we had interacted and played together in other capacities at this point. i think this factor is crucial to me being able to explore my fart fetish in real life. having someone who i already liked, trusted, felt safe with, had a physical relationship with, and who shared my feelings around farting was a significant reason that i felt okay enough to explore this with them. they are also a massive part of my acceptance of this fetish. they spent the last year talking me through a lot of fears, worries, insecurities, and nerves. i was never rushed into playing, but i was always offered the outlet. they waited until i was ready and gave me the space, encouragement, and comfort i needed. they already know this, but i am forever grateful for them, as i would never be in this position without them.

now that i've detailed the boring lead-up to this day, let's get into the good stuff. me and my friend spent an entire day together, which allowed for us to have plenty of time to get comfortable, and do whatever play we wanted to, but also to just hang out. something that was vital to me going into this was beforecare. i needed to have an open discussion with my friend to share thoughts and fears, and to get some reassurance. i feel like you will all understand how fucking scared i was. like yes i was so excited, but after a lifetime of repressing this, to put it all out in the open was so, so intimidating. there was no going back after this moment, and bitch i got fucking anxiety problems hjsdhjfhjsd so i needed to have a good conversation before we did anything. thankfully, as i said before, i have a wonderful friend who did everything possible to make me feel safe and comfortable, and after we had that discussion, i felt ready to jump into some play.

something else i have expressed a lot on this blog is that i am a mf submissive at heart. i knew going into this experience that was the role i would take on, because no way in hell was i feeling bold enough to domme at All hahadsfhjhsd but again, thank god for my lovely friend who took the lead which allowed me to just enjoy myself. as i mentioned, me and this friend have played together before, so it wasn't too much of a struggle to get into the groove of play. to start out, i was put into bondage. i was bent over their bed, and my arms were tied up. we did some sensation play - touching, massaging, spanking, tickling, scratching - to start out. it was a nice back and forth between some sensual touch and torturous touch as well. i loved the position i was in, because my ass was sticking out, perfect for some farting. this was intentionally done, as the goal of this portion of play was for me to break the dreaded fart barrier i was stuck with.

this was an internal challenge for me. i have said it over and over again, but i am genuinely a shy farter irl. breaking this barrier is legitimately so difficult for me, and there was a part of me that thought i'd be too scared to fart. but, my friend was able to make me feel comfortable enough to do it, as he broke that barrier first. and listen guys. i know there are people out there that question whether or not this is a fetish they would even enjoy in-person. i was that person, i thought maybe someone farting in front of me wouldn't even be as hot as i thought it would be. i thought maybe in person i would be too shy, or maybe even icked out, or it just wouldn't do anything for me. and i was fucking WRONG!!! because when my friend stop touching me for a second, only to fart right next to me, let out a little "excuse me" and then go back to touching me, i swear to you i have never got that horny that quickly. it was the confirmation of yep, i'm fucking really into this.

after a little bit of time, and after my friend broke that initial fart barrier, i was also able to fart while in the position i was in. and yeah, it was a little embarrassing, but to have someone be grateful and proud that i farted? someone into it who immediately praised me, and expressed their love for it? it made it way, way easier. they offered me a lot of affection, and we stayed in this position a little longer, until they let me out for a stretch.

from there, we transitioned into me laying on my stomach on the bed, with them sitting on top of me doing similar sensation play. it was legitimately so comfortable, and the sexual energy was absolutely growing. they would fart for me whenever they had to. and listen, again, i thought i would be so hesitant in person to engage with someone farting. when i tell you i had a primal urge to bury my face into their ass every time they farted, i truly mean it. it felt too natural, my body just desired it so badly. i also started getting more comfortable with farting, and boy was it ever a fucking turn on to fart for them.

overall, i would say we engaged in intimacy. there was a lot of touching, groping, spanking, scratching, tickling, but with farts incorporated in it all. and when i tell you it was literally exactly what i always dreamed of, i really fucking mean it. it was just so perfect. it was so hot to have someone to do that with, someone who felt the same way about the farting as i did. every fart being met with moans, and praises, and groping and spanking and touching.

the rest of the night kind of blurs together, as we spent a couple of hours in this state of intimacy. however, there are a few specific things that happened which i would like to mention:

one of my biggest desires was to fart on someone's dick, and it is literally as fucking hot as i always thought it would be. every time his dick was pressed against my ass, i was turned on, and to be able to push a fart against it was literally enough to get me off.

butt-to-butt farting is so silly and cute.

actually, everything we did was silly and cute. like yes it was also so hot, but what i realized is that this fetish really is silly and cute. you're gonna giggle, you're gonna be smiling, you're going to make little comments about the sound and the smell. and that's okay!! hot and silly can exist at the same time.

i thought i would be more turned off by smell, but it actually wasn't bad at all. it was again, kinda intimate to smell someone like that. if the smell is a fear for you the way it was for me, i can say that it absolutely isn't as big of a deal as you might make it out to be.

another desire i had forever was to suck dick while the person was farting for me. and man, was i ever fucking right about that. it was insanely hot. especially because their ass was basically pressed against my tits, so all the farts were still being pushed onto them (another fantasy of mine). and i could see their ass cheeks and asshole flexing as they tried to push the fart out. fuck im turned on even just thinking about it hahaha.

casual farting is so hot!! having the person aim their butt towards you, put your hand over their ass while they fart, farting while cuddling, all of it. it doesn't always have to be super intense moments of horniness, the casual stuff is just as hot and enjoyable.

while i do enjoy farting for someone, i definitely resonate more with someone farting for me. i was much hornier when the friend was farting compared to me farting for them. not that i didn't enjoy being the one farting, and it was still incredibly hot for me, but hearing them fart was even hotter.

never, ever, have i been as aroused during sex as i was during this experience. i was completely soaked through my panties. i also responded better to forms of touch during this encounter than i have with previous partners. for example, people using their hands on my pussy is usually a turn off for me, but it felt incredible when my friend was doing it. it is just crazy to me how farting is so intertwined with my sexuality, and the way i physically responded better to everything when farting was involved is a blatant example of that.

one of my fears around this entire experience was what would come after. i was worried that once i was no longer in a horny headspace, i would drop hard. its a normal reaction after play, and i've encountered drop many times in my years being involved in the kink scene. however, i didn't drop at all. in fact, i didn't experience any negative emotion. i thought feelings of disgust, shame, or embarrassment would arise, but none of that happened. that was another huge deal to me. i was able to have this experience, and the world kept spinning. i'm still me, my friend doesn't look at me any differently, i'm not a worse person because of this. there was absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, and i truly felt that.

its only been a few days since i experienced this, and i still am reflecting a lot on the experience. but, i can confidently say i am incredibly happy that i was able to do this. i had so many fears going into this. some people might find out one of their friends shares this fetish and have the urge to jump right into playing with them. i couldn't do that. it took over a year for me to talk myself into exploring this, and truly, my only regret is that i didn't do it sooner. because all of those fears disappeared the moment we started. in those moments with my friend, i was my most authentic self, and everyone is deserving of feeling like their most authentic self. even if your authentic self is underneath someone's farting ass hahaha.

i don't share this story to make anyone jealous. i recognize that i hit the fucking lottery by having a friend just so happen to have this fetish. i share this story because my entire life, i was so fucking ashamed of myself for having a fart fetish. i hated this part of me. i used to literally pray to god to take the fetish away from me. it took me finding this tumblr community to even begin accepting myself, and it took a Long time. truthfully, i'm still not fully there, and i don't know if i ever will be. what i do know is that the position i'm in now is truly because of this tumblr community. i wouldn't be anywhere close to the level of acceptance that i'm at without being surrounded by kind, likeminded individuals, who made me feel heard, and made me feel wanted, and made me feel sexy. i genuinely love this place, because you healed me more than you know.

i share this story for the other people out there who spent years hating themselves for having a fart fetish. i want the people reading this to know that as difficult as it will be, you can learn to accept and love this side of you. there is nothing wrong with this fetish, and there are people out there who will love you, all of you, fart fetish and all. i hope me sharing this shows you an example of that.

to every person who follows me, sends me anons, likes my content, or even just lurks - i thank you for making me hate myself a little less, and for giving me the confidence i needed to get here. i hope that with my blog, i can do the same for you.