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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[micahthegnome1]

o! o! o! i manage to cancel the procedure and to open the devilish contraption with very powerful arcane magic. i snatch the potato, mere seconds before the microwave would turn the time-ticking potato explosive into a hot yummy super crispy potato, soft on the inside, snack

and with smoking, scolding hands i LOB it in @cordateray face. because you looked hungry :)

Spud of Sporadic Slaughter

In an undisclosed amount of time, the spud will go off eliminating whoever is in possession of this volatile vegetable. When a player receives the Spud, they may pass it to another player by reblogging the post that passed it to them and tagging the player they wish to give it to.

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Each player who passes the spud at least once will earn 1 Wizard Point™ and the player who is eliminated by the spud will earn 3 points for taking one for the team. Check back here for the list of active players if you aren't sure who to pass to!

[micahthegnome1]

everyone who knows me KNOWS that i do not summon bears EVER. ever since the incident bears have always been on my NO SUMMON list and anyone who says otherwise is a LIAR and a FOOL

The woodland creature court are made up of HACKS and BUMS and we all know it!

i am not confessing anything

Micah the Gnome @micahthegnome1 activated a trap!

Micah was traveling through the forest when they were apprehended by the power park rangers. Every since the druid council outlawed the summoning of bears, park services everywhere have been under a lot of pressure to produce means of policing this new policy. In an attempt to improve the numbers on their monthly report, the power park rangers have been arresting all travelers under bogus bear summoning charges. The charges are well known to be made up, but the woodland creature courts are allowing it.

[micahthegnome1]

some poor tired dove crashed into my window earlier and left this for me. mustve flew many miles to get here. something about magic winds or something mustve carried it onwards. i got my wizard race prizes!!! check out the awesome @wizardweekly . game was wicked cool!!!

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[micahthegnome1]

why not hjaave a tumblr account am i right

am i?