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innocent world velveteen princess sleeve bolero (source)

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last night i had a dream that they measured the worlds smallest kitten with a ruler in front of the president on live tv and it was 2.38 millimeters big it was smaller than a water droplet and the scientist measuring the kitten said "i have never seen anything like this in my life"

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the start of surveys where you need to fill in information about yourself... my favourite thing ever maybe

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starts talking about my emotional state with 2 degrees of abstraction instead of 7 and the sniper across the street who i pay to keep me in line fires a warning shot thru my little hoop earring

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this unwise potion got me feeling unwise

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and TENNA

I fw BERDLY HEAVY

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I fw BERDLY HEAVY

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修改说明： 将“他們”改为“他们”，将“事後”改为“事后”，将“句子結構”改为“句子结构”。

#我的語法檢查器

我的中文太差了，所以他们事后编造了新的句子结构来改善它。

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我的中文太差了，所以他们事后编造了新的句子结构来改善它。

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This is the most devastatingly accurate birding meme I've ever seen, bar none

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when you see a boy you pick it up and put it in your inventory

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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I have successfully hacked into the north poles databases and am in posession of the 2024 naughty list. I will be leaking it at 2pm eastern time. Watch this space- the truth is coming out.

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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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i love when people get so online that they start talking about how you shouldnt call yourself a pervert if youre only into normie shit like petplay and erotic hypnosis

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs