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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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Insane that Uber sends push notifications like "Hey, don't forget you can schedule a ride!" As though my use of Uber isn't predicated on zero public transit and no available car. As though I'm gonna see the notification and chuckle like "Ah what the hell, let's do a quick ride around the block"

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me when i find out a game has object physics

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posting in the groupchat when you’re the only one who’s PST and it’s after everyone else’s bedtime

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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I cross stitched some fanart from the most recent episode of Drawfee, “Drawing Animals Based On Badly Translated Descriptions”. The phrasing of “you can use tools” really just lodged itself in my brain.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Every time i listen to a Jimmy buffet song I'm like "god i wish that were me" (on a boat in the sun) it doesn't even have to be about being on a boat in the sun I'm just thinking i should be on a boat in the sun listening to it

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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would you also draw me If I asked you

Of course

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found the prettiest boots in the thrift the other day, sadly they were damaged, so i asked the shop owner about it and got them for 10€ instead of 27.50€. luckily i was able to fix em up quite easily.

before and after:

i first cover a piece of scrap fabric in modge podge and inserted it in the rip, between both layers of the shoe, i glued it to the inside of the outer layer of fabric, so the rip would be pulled together, clamped it down and left it to dry for a few hours.

after that i sewed the rip together with embroidery thread (which i thinned first, i used 2 strands of the 6 it was made up off) and used the parachute stitch, which is amazing for rips like this. its similar to a whip stitch but instead of an 0-shape you make an infinity-shape. going between the fabrics.

after that i cut away the loose threads, and sprayed both boots with protective spray.

the fix is hardly visible from afar and i think it just add to the boot anyway.

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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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It's that time again

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It's that time again