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whitch mom?
hey guys. its me. Nigel. back at it again at Krispy Kreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just fucking kidding. im your mum('s house).
today killed davey bones more like baby domes. cause his fuckign heads small. hi tulzcha btw. overwatch soon?
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glad they made gay people real in the eighties. It was really annoying having to shapeshift every time I needed to suck some dick
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Is your blog phallic or yonic?
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will do!
heyyy Its Cael,
just wanted to ask a bit about some more, y'know, eldritch stuff ;)
do you ever deal in dreams? if so what's that like ;)
draw this sigil in blood above your bed tonight I’ll pull up. btw thanks for the 10 gifted
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looks at you
hi
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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.
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white boy SHOCKS toronto locals by summoning DEMON in PERFECT BABYLONIAN
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well you sure are a catch!
don’t think I’m fucking joking about the cruelest fish
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why is this picture of garlic from wikipedia so erotic i feel like i need to avert my gaze
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the most "fucking, fair enough i guess" response ive ever gotten to something i said was in the ER
me: hi, i need a rabies shot triage nurse: oh? why's that? me: i got bitten by a bat triage nurse: what were you doing that you got bitten by a bat at 3 in the morning? me: removing a bat from my bedroom
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Ranger Rick's Nature Magazine; August 1979 edition. Illustration by Tony Chen.
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Bat (idk what kind this guy is sorry!) with orange themes
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