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by Rythaz

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Like to charge, reblog to cast

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at least there's always the Character

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Redrew Kamba Miku , had one of those moments when I was like “i like this… but I can do better” so I did better lmao

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it is an honor 2 be in ur computer

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surely a block of cheese isn't a homestuck reference right

well everything can be a homestuck reference if you try hard enough

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I try to not watch a lot of youtube shorts but I came across this guy and his face just has such remarkable "twink squadmate who bleeds out in your arms in Bayeux" features that I can hear his 19 year old pregant widow crying when I come to the door and tell her the bad news

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I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced

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I straightened my hair and im just baffled at how slippery it is. Youre telling me that straight hair moves every single time you slightly turn your head? I feel like a V tuber. I looked down at my phone to type this and was enveloped in darkness. I canmt see. Evrything is goign dark . e

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Star Wars ass name

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debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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Stop making twinks pregnant their small frames and brittle bones are NOT fit for childbearing instead you should only make big masculine men with fat asses pregnant bcs that's more ethical

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