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badwitchnat​:

“Don’t you have other dimensions? We could go to one where no one knows our names? Or looks at us funny? I don’t want you to trade your comfort for mine. That’s too much or we can hide out somewhere and make our own spa.” 

“I mean there are. But, those get weird... but okay, okay. We can go. Just promise me no interacting with your alternate dimension self, okay? Because yes, alternate us’s exist and meeting them can cause a whole bunch of problems. Trust me. Been there. Done that and it never ends well.”

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deseandoparagrace​:

“I’ll go if you’re paying.” Grace reasoned with a shrug. It wasn’t like she had much to do anyways. Plus, she wanted to see how bad Michaela needed this break away from her kid.

“That’s it? Oh easy! Let’s go,” Myki said with a bright grin, before glancing down to see what she was wearing. “On second thought- Just give me five minutes to get changed. And speaking about changing- are we leaning towards night out or spa because that will effect which outfit I go with.”

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jaydenatodd​:

“Sure, we can go out. I haven’t had a night out in a while. Me and JJ have been inseparable lately. I don’t know about a spa day…I don’t think I’ve ever had one  of those.” 

“Oh thank god. You’re a life savor. Trust me. Not that I don’t love Jules. She’s a joy and god’s gift to earth and what not, but if I don’t take tonight off, I have a very strong feeling that I might end up locking myself in a closet and having a nervous breakdown about how I’m doing everything wrong. And... now we have to do the spa day! I can be one to take Spa virginity. It will so much fun and I’m not taking no for an answer.”

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badwitchnat​:

“Only if you can take us to another dimension where no one knows who I am? Then sure. Because otherwise we’ll run the risk of me setting ablaze any place where someone looks at me funny.” 

“Um... okay. I mean I guess we could go to a Spa in the Faerie Realm? Even though there they’ll look at me funny... It will be fine. Let’s do that- just- you’re not going to set anything ablaze there, will you? Because my reputation with the other faeries is already bad and if I show up with a pyromaniac, I might be banished for good this time.”

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theillesttonig​:

“A night out? Can you handle partying with me? Really?” he asked her, his brow raised. “I don’t know…depends on what a night on the town means to you.” 

“I’ve been partying for the past 300 years. Are you sure, you shouldn’t be asking yourself that question, Garcea? Now hurry up and bust out the weed brownies and let’s get out of here.”

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ricksnotyourvalentine​:

“Oh I never lose. Ever. I don’t make crap music. I don’t make bad career decisions. It comes from making decisions in my past that weren’t quite up to snuff. So I’ve learned that any decision I make, anything I do, do it well and like it’s going to be the last thing I ever do.” He grinned as she said it hadn’t fully set in. “Creating life doesn’t seem like a small feat. Seems like a really big deal. I’m not close to my mom but I’d say she did a pretty damn good job in delivering a very large and beautiful baby like me.” 

“That’s a good way to live. I might know a thing or two about making some fairly questionable decisions. But, as long as you put all into it, you’ll have no regrets, right? And it’s definitely not. It just sort of feels unreal, I guess? I know I should be ready for motherhood by now, but every time I look at my kid, I can’t help but wonder like what idiot entrusted me with someone so special? Why are you and your mom not that close, if you don’t mind me asking?”

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keanu-not-reeves​:

“Not help all, you. Actually, it was your idea that we do the whole potions thing. So technically without that moment we’d not be here with the most beautiful faerie baby. Of course, we probably should never tell the ‘you were conceived accidentally when your mom suggested we mix and match potions story to Julie.” Keanu laughed quietly trying not to wake their daughter at her words. “Don’t drop the baby but…I definitely still want that heat of passion.” He shook his head at her question. “I wouldn’t say gross. I’d say necessary for both mom and baby. I don’t think there’s much they can do about the basic concept of it. You were taking my Tees before this so why would that stop you now? Besides you look a lot sexier in them than I do. It was like they were made to be worn by you.” His features transformed into a bright smile. “I think, we can get wild by skinning dipping between the sheets in our bed. We can relive our glory days anytime and go pretend to be rambunctious teenagers. But after you’ve gotten some rest. I don’t feel like I’m missing out on a single thing. I’ve got the most beautiful girl known to man, our baby is actually asleep and club bed is always open.” 

“And? I have a bunch of dumb ideas. You don’t always have to go along with them,” She teased, covering her face with her hands as she thought back to that night. “I mean we could just say that ‘your mom was badass who enjoyed her youth and convinced your bore of a dad to live a little, resulting in our perfect little angel?’” Myki offered up with a playful smile. “It’s still gross to me, but I do appreciate that one of us isn’t horrified at my body now. And I do have legs for days and you do look better shirtless,” She mused. “And... ‘skinning dipping’ between bedsheets just sounds sad, Key. I mean at least we could make it to the pool or the bathtub. But, whatever you want, Birthday Boy. And I love you, my handsome and most perfect husband,” She whispered, as she laid their baby down to rest before moving to lace her arms around her man.

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“Save me? Please? I love Jules and motherhood is gift and all that, but I am exhausted, tired of being puked on and am in desperate need of being kidnapped. Preferably on a night out on the town or some secluded spa day? What do you say?” Michaela asked with pleading eyes.

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keanu-not-reeves​:

As Keanu walked into the room, he smiled. There was nothing more beautiful than his wife and their daughter right now. He felt his heart swell with love and nothing else mattered. This was the perfect gift. Myki alive and well, holding their baby girl. “You know, you gave me the best birthday present of all right? You being here, holding our baby, living to tell the tale. That’s all I wanted and needed. This is probably not the sexiest thing to say but I did go by the store and got more diapers and nursing pads so you don’t leak through your shirts. I can’t believe I forgot those the first time. But I also put everything in the laundry so your shirts are all clean and folded.” Then again of course this part wasn’t one he’d experienced before, he’d never done this part with another person. When Hale was a baby it was just him. When SJ was a baby he was taking care of Hale and SJ for the most part. “How about after we put Julie to sleep, you let me hold you and tell you how beautiful you are and if you feel up to it you can sing Happy Birthday?” 

“I mean technically you gave yourself the best birthday gift seeing that I didn’t exactly knock up myself. But, you know you’re right. It was all me. I’m a rockstar,” Michaela teased. Her eyes widening as she looked up to see his shirtless torso. “And you know that you can’t walk in a room looking like that unless you want me to accidentally drop Jules in a heat of passion,” She said, her eyes trailing him up and down as she did. “Definitely not sexy. But, I appreciate the thought. Post-pregnancy and nursing is really gross isn’t it?” She frowned making a face at the thought. “I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s a lot better with modern day inventions. like nursing pads. But, you would have thought they’d figure out a way to make it at least a little more glamorous over the past three hundred years... And thank you. You really are the best husband, you know that? Even though wait- does this mean I have to stop wearing your old concert tees? Because if so, I take it back,” She joked some more, not being able to hide her bright smile as she looked over at him.”Okay. I’d like that. But, are you sure you don’t want to do our crazy birthday tradition and go skinny dipping in some fountain or dance on top of a bar table or something? Because if you do, I can rally? I just feel bad. I mean your birthday has notoriously been the one day a year I get you completely to myself. Where we get to kick back and let loose and act like how I’d imagine rambunctious teenagers or embarrassing parents trying to relive their glory days would be and I know things are different now that we’re married and I technically get you everyday out of the week, but are you sure you don’t feel like you’re missing out on a personal Bon Jovi concert or something?”

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ricksnotyourvalentine​:

“Congrats are always in order for me. And if the choice is ever Rick getting award or Rick losing an award…well I never lose so if anyone ever bets, remember I’m always a sure thing. But thanks. I do appreciate the congrats. Oh and congrats on having a little faerie person.” 

“Do you never lose or just make bets you know you’re a shoe in to win?” Michaela laughed. “But, I’ll remember it. You’re welcome. And thanks. It’s still not fully setting in that I... you know, did all that? Created a little life and all.”

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keanu-not-reeves​:

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Keanu: “Of course I promise.” Keanu chuckled as she spoke. “You know, I think it was that time I took you to that fancy restaurant, and you wore this dress I couldn’t look away from you in, and we didn’t even get to dessert and I didn’t even have the patience to dimension hop us somewhere, so we went to the bathroom and I made you scream for me…”  he paused with a grin, “You remember that?” he asked her. Normally Keanu was the one that was cool, calm and collected, but he had the hottest wife known to man. “That dress was rude, a lot like this one.” His hands roamed up her sides, and even cupped her breasts. Yeah, he’d forgotten altogether that they were in public, or rather he didn’t care. He took off his jack, placing it over Michaela’s lap to make sure she was very covered. “I can slide some things aside right now and we can have some very public brunch sex,” he whispered near her ear. 

Michaela: “Mhmm,” Michaela let out a little gulp at the thought. “But, wait- that dress was nothing like this one. That one was a Balmain sheer panelling black body con dress that clung to all of the right places and gave the illusion of being nake- that’s not the point is it?” She said, giving her husband an innocent smile. Her eyes widening as his hands roamed up her sides. “Yes please,” She gulped again in pure anticipation. 

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roni-baker‌:

“That means a lot. You thinking I’m not unredeemable. Postpartum was…scary for me. When I was pregnant it was a big scary thing but I kind of embraced it. Thinking okay if this was what the universe had for me then I would embrace it and love the baby. I’d feel her kick and I felt less alone in the world. I’d imagine us me and my mini me together. Dressing alike, just someone I could love and love me in return. But then I had her and I felt nothing. I felt no connection. I felt more depressed than I ever had in my life. I felt anxious all the time. I cried probably as much as the baby did and I just felt no connection to her. She didn’t look like me. She didn’t like me, or so my mind kept telling me and I just felt…defeated like a bad mother. I felt like I couldn’t do this one thing and I wanted to just end it all. I was in my own personal hell and before I hurt myself and the baby, I left her on the doorstep of her dad. Because I couldn’t do it. I couldn’t in that mindset. I don’t think you could possibly let them down. Unless you give him the baby and run away. Just talk to him? That’s the one thing I regret, not talking to Carter and telling him how I was feeling rather than just bailing. Keanu seems like he’d be a very good listener. And if you ever want to talk to me about it, I’m always here.” 

“You’re welcome, even if it is just the truth. You may see it as unredeemable, but it seems strong to me? Brave even. You knew you were a potential risk for your baby, so you did want was best for her. And you came back. That takes guts. And thank you, but I don’t know if that’s true? I mean I could suck or break her for one thing. Forget to feed her? Or not make it through the pregnancy which I know is one of his biggest fears... And we have talked about it, but it doesn’t really shake the foreboding feeling in my chest? I know Keanu is going to tell me I’m the best mom and wife in the world, no matter what I do, but I want to deserve it. He’s already been through so much and I want to make his life easier, not harder. And then there’s the little thing about how I sometimes struggle with not being perfect or more so, put together and presentable at all times. Being raised in the late 1600s does that to you... And most definitely. Husbands are one thing. But, they’re never going to truly know what it’s like to have to shove a watermelon out of your- well you know.”

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keanu-not-reeves‌:

Keanu couldn’t fight his grin when she winked at him. “I love newlywed you. You’re cute. First and last time you’ll be someone’s wife. I’m never letting you go,” he said as he leaned in to kiss her forehead. Keanu leaned back in to kiss her once more when she said not yet. This time it was a deeper kiss, one that made his surroundings fade and his sole focus be on his wife. One of his hands roamed up and down her side. He pulled away to catch his breath. “Woman, you’re going to make me forget we’re in public.” 

“You better. Or I’d have a bone to pick with you,” Michaela warned. “And sexy and wonderful and fun and every other positive adjective in existence,” She teased. Her eyes fluttering closed as he kissed her forehead. “You promise?” She asked, enjoying ever second his lips were glued to hers. “We’re in public? Wow. Would you look at that. I guess we are. Which begs the question- when exactly was the last time we had sex in public? You know, out of mild curiosity?”

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thealexajmoreno‌:

“Yep that’s my girl that’s definitely the style I always wanted to have. See all that that you’re describing sounds like it took good to be true or doesn’t exist. What dress or outfit can do all those things at once?” she wondered. “Then again, that’s why you’re the fashion expert and I’m definitely not.” 

“I mean I don’t blame you. I was a bit more into the grunge phase myself back in the 90′s, but Aaliyah could definitely get it. And... most outfits? But, specifically, cocktail dresses or a pantsuit. A tailor look. Maybe with slicked back or a fierce hair style and either a bold lip or eyes. And oh! A pop of color in the shoes. Like a pair of Louboutins. Black heel with the red bottom. It would hot. And sophisticated of course.”

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@keanu-not-reeves​

“I know I typically kidnap you on your birthday and make you do something crazy like jump naked in the Trevi Fountain or get drunk on top of the Eiffel Tower, but I haven’t slept in days and my breasts have pretty much leaked through all of my shirts, so any chance you can settle for me singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to you very sexily after we put the little one to bed?” 

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@badwitchnat​

“Oh thank god. Food. I swear these breaks can not come fast enough,” Michaela said, proceeding the shovel food into her mouth the second the award show cut to commercial.

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@ricksnotyourvalentine​

“Composer of the year. Who would have guessed,” Michaela teased. “I guess a congrats is in order?”