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[michaeldschmidt]

"Hey you, night guard, you know anything about arcade machines?"

@goldenhourglitch

Um... kind of? I know they're fun...

[michaeldschmidt]

...I'm sorry, Lizzy. No child should be subjected to such ribaldry.

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Who are you? Who is asking?

[michaeldschmidt]

...I think you may be confused, I'm really sorry. I hope you find what you're looking for...

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@golden5th

Th-That's not funny!!

[michaeldschmidt]

It... is a very complicated thing, Lizzy. Sometimes mommies and daddies fall out of love with their children, and sometimes it's the children's fault. Not all the time! In fact I don't imagine it happens often! But... something tells me it happened to me, haha. I have my uncle and that's truthfully all I need these days. You're a very sweet girl, Lizzy. I wouldn't worry about any of this happening to you, okay?

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[michaeldschmidt]

People grow apart sometimes.

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[michaeldschmidt]

What do I say to that?! How have you been getting close enough? ...What has he been saying? What does he remember? If... anything at all?

Has he ever told you why he did it?...

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@golden5th

Th-That's not funny!!

[michaeldschmidt]

...All I know is that she left us when I was very young. My memory fails me, it's never been very good, so I can't say more than that. But I would rather not even if I could remember, okay? I don't like thinking about my family.

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[michaeldschmidt]

Nothing is ever as it appears, is it?... Such is life.

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[michaeldschmidt]

I don't understand?!

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@golden5th

Th-That's not funny!!

[michaeldschmidt]

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@golden5th

Th-That's not funny!!

[michaeldschmidt]

Don't blame yourself. You're so little... You should enjoy your youth instead of worrying about things like talking...

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[michaeldschmidt]

Be wary of something crazy coming out of the ballpit. Things are cursed.

I am wary of everything to begin with. You never know! But, um... thank you for caring about me... Why did you do that?...

[michaeldschmidt]

It's not that... I just don't really know how to talk to people. Some people aren't meant for a lot of company, Lizzy...

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[michaeldschmidt]

...Alright. I can entertain this a while longer, I think... But only a while..

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[michaeldschmidt]

Yes, I suppose so...

Take care, Lizzy.

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[michaeldschmidt]

Haha... Johnathan and Elizabeth. More Johnny and Eliza, but I digress. Small world.

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[michaeldschmidt]

I don't like that answer. You're very young to be on your own... Your family should be more responsible. I know I had two siblings. The "ideal family number" for some reason...

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