This dude named Michael is the king of popping pussies His dick so big he gotta moonwalk to pull it outReal musician ass let me play with his microphone standPussy such a thriller now his ass calling me dirty dianaHis anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, Hun
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Now, waiting on you RRHOF. Y’all better do her right in 2019…
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Is this blog still active?
I’ve been MIA for a long ass time but I’m trying to come back!!!!! 😁😁
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
Don’t Stop Believing
Bohemian Rhapsody
Living On A Prayer
Come On Eileen
Sweet Caroline
Shot Through the Heart
Pour Some Sugar on Me
Sweet Home Alabama
Under Pressure
Shook Me All Night Long
Ice Ice Baby
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall
Buddy Holly
A Thousand Miles
Teenage Dirtbag
Red Solo Cup
Mr Brightside
Never Gonna Give You Up
Eye of the Tiger
Chicken Fried
American Pie
I Love Rock and Roll
Dancing Queen
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You
The Time Warp
Hey Jude
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter
Hey Soul Sister
In The End
All The Small Things
Stacy’s Mom
Kryptonite
All Star
You Found Me
Bad Day
Bring Me To Life
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down
I Write Sins Not Tragedies
All The Small Things
Ocean Avenue
Dirty Little Secret
Margaritaville
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl
Life Is A Highway
Some Nights
Little Lion Man
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody
Carry On My Wayward Son
Take On Me
1985
Iris
I’m Awesome
Seven Nation Army
September
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye
Say It Ain’t So
Somewhere Only We Know
I’m Yours
Last Resort
My Girl
Tiny Dancer
Roxanne
Shout
I’m a Believer
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks
Hooked On A Feeling
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls
Before He Cheats
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦
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When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦
#ME ALL THE FUCKING TIMEEEE#I'm having my own little concert#when the club starts playing Michael and you start crying#ME#yes dis me#michael jackson
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“Leg havin ass land bitch” took me out
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Michael Jackson’s dancing/footwork appreciation.
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Michaels Beautiful Nipples By Tavia ft. Paige.
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Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell, 1992
#y'all I'm listening to this right now#and let me tell you#THIS MUTHA FUCKIN SONG AND VIDEO MAKES MY SOUL LEAVE MY GOD DAMN BODY#CRYIN IN DA CLUB RN#THIS MY MUTHA FUCKIN SHIT RIGHT HURRR
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Shoo 'em off like
“Michael Jackson is overrated”
Me :
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Time.
Does time really heal? It’s been eight years and yet I am still trying to understand it all. Never would I have ever thought that someone I’ve loved and admired so much since I were a small child would be taken away from the world so soon. Year after year of his anniversary I’ve dealt with constant sadness and pure anger.. all because he was no longer here. And as time went on I started to feel selfish, because I wanted him here for my sake. But then I realized something and everything made sense. He didn’t need to be here any longer. A heart and soul so pure had to endure ongoing torment and hell on earth. He had suffered enough. The world truly didn’t deserve him.
So does time really heal? No, it doesn’t. It does get a little easier but that’s a loss and a pain that will truly never go away. Michael I love you and thank you so much for everything that you gave us. Your time, your dedication, and your music will live on forever. One of my favorite things about you is your smile. That beautiful smile that could light up even the darkest room. It brings me overwhelming amounts of comfort. Today may not be the most joyous day but seeing you smile is just enough for me.
Forever in my heart. ❤️
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Art by Chris Ramos (Eloseeoh) 🌺🎨
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HE’S LIKE: “yASS GOT MY CHICKEN EVERYONE, CHEERS”
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someone should take the internet away from me
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