michaeljacksonsdick
michaeljacksonsdick
The Mighty Chocolate Anaconda
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This dude named Michael is the king of popping pussies His dick so big he gotta moonwalk to pull it outReal musician ass let me play with his microphone standPussy such a thriller now his ass calling me dirty dianaHis anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, Hun
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michaeljacksonsdick · 7 years ago
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It’s happening!
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Now, waiting on you RRHOF. Y’all better do her right in 2019…
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michaeljacksonsdick · 7 years ago
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Is this blog still active?
I’ve been MIA for a long ass time but I’m trying to come back!!!!! 😁😁
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Songs that never fail to make white people beyond turnt
 Don’t Stop Believing 
Bohemian Rhapsody 
Living On A Prayer 
Come On Eileen 
Sweet Caroline 
Shot Through the Heart 
Pour Some Sugar on Me 
Sweet Home Alabama 
Under Pressure 
Shook Me All Night Long 
Ice Ice Baby 
Cotton Eyed Joe
500 Miles
Wonderwall 
Buddy Holly 
A Thousand Miles 
Teenage Dirtbag 
Red Solo Cup 
Mr Brightside 
Never Gonna Give You Up 
Eye of the Tiger 
Chicken Fried 
American Pie 
I Love Rock and Roll 
Dancing Queen 
Don’t You Want Me
We Will Rock You 
The Time Warp 
Hey Jude 
Piano Man
This Is How We Do It
Drops of Jupiter 
Hey Soul Sister
In The End 
All The Small Things 
Stacy’s Mom 
Kryptonite 
All Star 
You Found Me
Bad Day 
Bring Me To Life 
Dance, Dance
Sugar We’re Going Down 
I Write Sins Not Tragedies 
All The Small Things 
Ocean Avenue 
Dirty Little Secret 
Margaritaville 
Sk8er Boi
Brown Eyed Girl 
Life Is A Highway 
Some Nights 
Little Lion Man 
Breakeven
Hey There Delilah 
Viva La Vida
Use Somebody 
Carry On My Wayward Son 
Take On Me
1985 
Iris 
I’m Awesome 
Seven Nation Army 
September 
Since U Been Gone
Skinny Love 
Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)
Bye Bye Bye 
Say It Ain’t So 
Somewhere Only We Know 
I’m Yours 
Last Resort 
My Girl 
Tiny Dancer 
Roxanne
Shout 
I’m a Believer 
Soul Man
Feel Good Inc 
Check Yes Juliet
Walking On Sunshine 
MMM Bop
Pumped up Kicks 
Hooked On A Feeling 
It’s A Beautiful Day
Summer Girls 
Before He Cheats 
Happy Together
You Make My Dreams Come True
Build Me Up Buttercup
Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
DONTTRUSTME
Shake It (Metro Station)
Juke Box Hero
Girls Just Want To Have Fun
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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When you’re jamming out to Michael and then you get in your 📦
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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“Leg havin ass land bitch” took me out
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Michael Jackson’s dancing/footwork appreciation. 
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Michaels Beautiful Nipples By Tavia ft. Paige.
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Michael Jackson and Naomi Campbell, 1992
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Shoo 'em off like
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“Michael Jackson is overrated”
Me : 
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Time.
Does time really heal? It’s been eight years and yet I am still trying to understand it all. Never would I have ever thought that someone I’ve loved and admired so much since I were a small child would be taken away from the world so soon. Year after year of his anniversary I’ve dealt with constant sadness and pure anger.. all because he was no longer here. And as time went on I started to feel selfish, because I wanted him here for my sake. But then I realized something and everything made sense. He didn’t need to be here any longer. A heart and soul so pure had to endure ongoing torment and hell on earth. He had suffered enough. The world truly didn’t deserve him.
So does time really heal? No, it doesn’t. It does get a little easier but that’s a loss and a pain that will truly never go away. Michael I love you and thank you so much for everything that you gave us. Your time, your dedication, and your music will live on forever. One of my favorite things about you is your smile. That beautiful smile that could light up even the darkest room. It brings me overwhelming amounts of comfort. Today may not be the most joyous day but seeing you smile is just enough for me.
Forever in my heart. ❤️
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Art by Chris Ramos (Eloseeoh) 🌺🎨
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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Wear me so I know it’s real
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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HE’S LIKE: “yASS GOT MY CHICKEN EVERYONE, CHEERS”
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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michaeljacksonsdick · 8 years ago
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someone should take the internet away from me
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