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I just found the greatest video ever. This is why everyone needs a sausage dog in their life. 13/10 excellent gardening skills.
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Never has a Tinder profile given me so much pure joy before.
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well kiss me on the lips and call me sweetheart
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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting
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so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break
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How deep does the hole go?
Art by Penzilla
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