This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
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When you upload your resume & they still make you enter your work experience and education.
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babies playing with pets scare me
please don’t hurt the pupper, you Little Screaming Shit Machine™
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*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
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employer: your drug test came back negative
me: perfect, when do I start?
employer: sorry, we don’t hire fuckin losers
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yea im into bdsm
Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me
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No one will ever find it.
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