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Ngl I was not prepared for where this was going

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"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

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y’all think that in like in a few weeks like after the goncharov jokes die down some youtuber is going to make a 34 minute long essay video titled “The Scorcese Film That Doesn’t Exist”

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breaking kayfabe to say that goncharov posting combines the tumblr user's love of doubling down on an obvious lie (e.g. sharks are smooth) with the tumblr user's love of writing paragraphs of discourse on ultimately meaningless things

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you know what today i’ve decided to arbitrarily die on the hill that the palpatine/yoda fight in revenge of the sith is awesome. Because even if it “looks bad” and “yoda should be a wise sage and not be doing flips” I think its very funny. It’s a little green frog guy and an old man trying desperately to murder each other and in-universe it would be like if joe biden and the pope had a death brawl in the middle of congress where they threw all the chairs at each other 

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“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

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Percy Jackson headcanon that hit me out of nowhere today: you can't tell me there weren't weebs in the Hephaestus cabin that made fully functional anime swords

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I hope im not just a blog you follow but also the only person with 100% correct opinions about the little mermaid

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The smash hit of the summer.

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HELP I ACCIDENTALLY STARTED A PRESIDENTIAL CONSPIRACY

I MADE THIS WEBSITE LIKE 6 YEARS AGO ITS FAKE

EVERYTHING ON IT IS FAKE

I MADE IT ALL UP

AND NOW??????? 

I DID THIS????? THIS VERIFIED FB WOMAN WANTED TO BELIEVE JAMES BUCHANAN THE 15TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES REALLY RAISED PYGMY GOATS IN THE WHITE HOUSE ROSE GARDEN??????

AND NOW??????????

SOMEONE HAS PUBLISHED IT?????????????????????? IT COSTS REAL MONEY???????????? NONE OF THE FACTS ARE REAL SOMEONE HELP ME

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Me, matching with someone on a dating app: :)

A man I matched with on a dating app: Hi :)

Me, immediately: who asked you. Die.

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Potato Candy from 1933

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"Simplify, slow down, be kind. And don't forget to have art in your life - music, paintings, theater, dance, and sunsets."

-Eric Carle

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wait how did you make eric carle cry???

So I don't actually remember this? But my Mom recounted it to me recently.

So Very Hungry Caterpillar was my favorite book as a toddler, yeah? Apparently when I was like, three-ish? Eric Carle came to our nearby bookstore for a book signing and when we got to the front of the line my baby autistic ass immediately started. reciting the entire fucking book to him.

Mom says he got very emotional and I'm just gonna have to trust her there.