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Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?

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they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

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i woke up in the middle of the night recently and immediately assumed that the 3:00 on my phone screen referred to PM and not AM. i started to freak out for sleeping in so late, and further so because of how dark and still the world was at three in the afternoon. no one was even posting on social media, had they all heard about my bad sleep habits? my grogged up mind eventually landed on a course of action, which was to open google and search "did something happen?"

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*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

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(Image source in the top right corner)

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gonna be a big one under the cut

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my neighbor thought i fucking DIED because he heard a loud crash (easel & canvas fell over while i was asleep) and had been trying to contact me for like an hour anyway artistic rendition of when i opened my door

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My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

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everybody in the club get earnest

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Be whoever you want to be 🔸

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HOW ARE WE FEELING SHUGO CHARA NATION?!?!?

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having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime

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I wish you a happy new year 2024!!!

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I watched the original Muppets movies recently.

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that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

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me: :(

animal crossing voice when ur typing “0” in the game: ᶻᵉᵈᵒ

me: :)