Mickie | 29 | Michigan | Catholic | married | scratched after missing team breakfast | see the stars, they’re shining bright, everything’s alright tonight | side blogs: fairlyaesthetics and theladyandthesword
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…
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it is currently too many degrees out so I am listening to Phil Ochs and browsing anglo saxon manuscripts looking for fun illustrations and marginalia. autistic joy.
i'll post some highlights here :) citations and descriptions in alt text
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#all the love to Kitchen Spider in our place#one day he just up and left#hope you’re thriving bud#HOWEVER THE SHOWER SPIDER#who descended on my face while I was naked and wet and blind in the shower#this isn’t about you
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memes that will never not be funny:
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Jeb! winning elections
doing it to em
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just met a three month old pomeranian named horchata. her paw was the size of my fingertip. she looked like half a dandelion fluff
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so my dad's car insurance called me today and was like hey we're trying to get a hold of this dude and found your name and thought y'all might be related (i have an incredibly uncommon surname). so I was like yeah that's my dad. can you tell me what he did this time
and i could tell she wasn't supposed to tell me, but heard the absolute exasperation in my voice and just knew i was his child. she described that there was "a fender bender, and an altercation, in a restaurant parking lot" and that his lawyer was trying to get a hold of him to tell him his court summons had been waived
my parents own a restaurant so I figured it was their parking lot but upon asking my mom i have learned

it was a burger king parking lot. he physically fought a guy in a rural pennsylvania burger king parking lot. love and light ☀️
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wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions
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can't believe people are naming their kids things like Brittaneigh when they could instead go full medieval and name their daughter Æthelthryth
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