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Stay Hydrated

A sigh of relief escaped Karkat’s lips as the alarm finally rang through the worn earbuds, alerting to the fact the workout session was finally over. Yanking them out and groaning in protest, dumbbells of mild weight were dropped with a light clank while a towel was quickly obtained and dabbed across the brow. 

“SHEESH. I’M GETTING WEAKER EVERY TIME.” Bemoaned aloud as he looked himself up and down in the full-body mirror on the wall nearby. A femininely lithe, toned body of the red shortstack stared back, a cut-off tank top with an exposed midriff revealing dipping stomach V-lines into a pair of wide hips in yoga pants, slick with sweat from the extensive regiment Kar was putting himself through. 

“STILL LOOK CUTE THOUGH.” Spoken confidently, a wink and a blown kiss to himself interrupted by a giggle from someone else entering the room. Turning, Kar smiled at the approach of one cherubic Calliope, grinning up at her form more than half his height and then some.

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Prompt: Karkat gets a titanic visitor at the hive like usual, but Kanaya randomly grows up to match her size partway through.

An unexpected rumbling outside signified someone of significant scale had arrived, furniture jostling and smaller items toppling over. The darkening of the day verified they were of a rather colossal stature as well, blanketing the region below within a shroud of a cast shadow. No, it was not night time, Karkat had confirmed upon looking through the windows, then realizing that shifting blackness was not the sky. 

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Tea Time With Terezi

A homestuck commission I wrote for my pal @giantessfeferi! Involves a tiny Nepeta going on a date with Terezi~

“:33 aaand there. that should do it! hopefurlly” She sighed, preparations finished just in time.

Her hands anxiously fiddled with a bunched knot of fabric that provided some sensory relief as she waited. Nepeta figured she should stop eventually since it was a part of her dress, and she didn’t want to tear it with her claws; that would miff Kanaya to no end if she found out all of her hard work had been for naught.

It wasn’t much, but having something to do to fill her time was a small comfort. She had already made preparations, perhaps a bit too early, but still. Every plate was in its place, every saucer had the perfect degree of milk and cream. There was even a sugar bowl piled high, and she wasn’t too keen on sweets to begin with.

…But she knew her date adored sweets.

Nepeta grumbled a deep, throaty noise to fill the uncomfortable silence with at least something. Why was she so nervous about this? She hung out with Terezi all the time! Perhaps it was the offhand comment of this being an actual ‘date’, even though they had never had any official meetings before, or perhaps she was making all of these preconceptions herself and was just making her own damn self anxious for no reason.

“>:33 calm down she can be here at any minute.” Nep muttered to herself, thinking about pulling out her husktop and contacting Terezi that way to see what was taking so long. They lived in the same forest and were practically neighbors, you’d think she’d be a little more prompt.

“:33 unless,” she interrupted herself mid-thought. “:33 she’s being fashionably late on pawrpose to try and be sexy. clefur. furry clefur terezi pyrope you beautiful . . . amazing . . . STUPID . . .”

Just as she was about to message her date in question, a low rumble echoed in the distance, so far away it could hardly be felt. However, it was soon followed by its siblings of sound, each one a rising crescendo that expanded into a colossal cacophony of quaking earth and atmosphere rending sonic blasts. They intermingled in a rhythmic two-step, signaling her guest had arrived.

From her perch atop the table, Nepeta could see a figure walking through the entrance of her cave, so distant upon the horizon it was blurred against the backdrop of trees from the forest proper, but that figure, god bless, was unmistakably Terezi. As she approached, her titanic visage now becoming clearer, Nepeta felt her heart flutter in a combination of anxiety and excitement. She felt the right mind to just rip it out right now, but that might ruin their date.

“H3LLO N3P3T4!” The tealblooded titan called out an eager greeting, stopping just before the table itself. For Nepeta, past the fields of roiling tablecloth that arched into hills, valleys, and mountain peaks, the monoliths of tea sets and silverware, what loomed grander and vaster than all of that was a twin set of thighs that blockaded any view beyond them, encompassing a realm so vast Nepeta could hardly conceive such enormity beyond ‘big’ filling her mind. She looked to the left, and that teal-grey mass of flesh stretched far beyond what she could fathom, disappearing into that iconic distance of sheer size blur. She looked to the right, and the same met her eyes.

She looked up . . . and that towering form above stretched to the heavens . . . nay, beyond them. Rising higher and higher still, no matter how far back the cattroll craned her neck, to the point where it hurt and she could gaze upwards no farther, nothing but a gargantuan set of miles of massive thighs filled the skies. This close up, coupled with the sheer size difference between them, Nepeta couldn’t even see beyond them, no sign of Terezi above save for her presence alone being this vastly intimidating. A gulp trailed down her throat. She was /SO/ glad Terezi had decided to wear shorts today.

“8//33 hi furezi! So glad mew came!!!” The little Leijon called up, scurrying over to her own tinier tea table set up just for her atop this much grander one scaled for people Terezi’s height.

“YOU R34LLY S3T UP SOM3TH1NG TH1S F4NCY JUST FOR M3? WHO 4R3 YOU 4ND WH4T D1D YOU DO W1TH N3P3T4?” She cackled at her own joke, the uproarious laughter bone-piercing and numbing this up close, blasting Nepeta in oncoming waves of sensory-assaulting force.

The rumbling, roaring behemoth of a babe began to sit down at the nearby chair, countless miles upon miles of indiscernibly monumental body speeding by. With a cataclysmically explosive boom she sat, Nepeta feeling the reverberating seismic activity carry on for far longer than the initial touchdown of tush to seat. More of Terezi sped by until the sky became nothing but a wall of reflective red, recognized as TZ’s signature glasses.

“1 4PPR3C14T3 1T THOUGH,” her tone became somewhat softer, if still harsh only due to the thunderous quality of her voice. “1T’S R34LLY SW33T OF YOU. HOW’D YOU 3V3N G3T 4LL TH1S S3T UP 4NYW4Y? NO OFF3NS3 BUT YOU’R3 K1ND OF PUNY.”

“:33 kanaya! she helped meowt big time. without her this probably wouldn’t look half as nice as it does.”

“OF COURS3.” Rezi nodded with only the slightest of rumbling booms emitting from that movement. “1’V3 N3V3R R34LLY H4D T34 T1M3 B3FOR3 SO FORG1V3 M3 FOR NOT KNOW1NG 3V3RYTH1NG.”

“:33 we’ve rolepurrlayed drinking tea togefur befur! mew did it fantastically the ofur month. i f33l it helped progress our rp character’s story wonderfully. lady fl33tpaw and mistress dragonclaw had a pivotal moment in their relationship”

“Y34H BUT 1 JUST BULLSH1TT3D MY W4Y THROUGH TH4T!  1 3V3N LOOK3D UP SOM3 OLD STUP1D H1GHBLOOD RUL3S 4ND SH1T FROM SW33PS 4GO. NOW 1’D H4V3 TO L34RN THOS3 RUL3S 3V3NTU4LLY WH3N I B3COM3 4 L3G1SL4C3R4TOR BUT 1 W4S W41T1NG TO L34RN TH3M L4ST M1NUT3 C4US3 TH3R3’S 4 LOT OF PROP3R 3T1QU3TT3 4ND 4LL TH4T.”

“>:33 i live in a cave and eat the raw flesh of beasts i have slain with my bare claws do mew think i care about manners”

“H3LL Y34H! 1’D H1GH-F1V3 YOU BUT TH3N 1’D WORRY 4BOUT 4CC1D3NT4LLY CRUSH1NG YOU. 1F 1 D1D TH4T TH3N W3 COULDN’T H4V3 TH1S D4T3. H3H3H3H3H3.”

Nepeta blushed and snickered along with Terezi, find the ice to already be broken. What was she worried about in the first place anyway? She had already forgotten.

“SP34K1NG OF WH1CH,” the world that was her date shifted, lifting upwards until a cute button nose, magnified by a million times, came into view. It briefly tilted and took the slightest of whiffs in Nepeta’s general direction, an abyss in the cosmos above equal to a black hole almost threatening to suck her in with a vacuum-like typhoon. Not that she would have minded being ripped from the binds of gravity upwards into it, but then they’d have to carry out their date with Nepeta inside of her! And she knew that might be a little awkward for Terezi.

“1S TH4T . . . 4R3 YOU W34R1NG 4 DR3SS?” She had to keep herself from chuckling, stifling it with a hand over her mouth. It didn’t help much, but at least she was trying.

“;33 maaayb333” The olive speckitty blushed, holding her hands to her cheeks in embarrassment. The dress was simple, but effectively elegant. A short one of pastel green and beige to compliment another, coupled with light flourished stitching along the hem for some flavoring of flair.

“OH MY GOD.” The laughter was beginning to spill out in a thunderstorm of chuckles, hardly contained yet still powerful in their consistent crackle. A fit had fallen upon Terezi, and Nepeta did not speak up until she knew the giant’s giggles would die down.

“>:33 listen dumbbutt I wanted to look cute fur our date! is that so wrong” She replied in an indignant manner, but her laughter couldn’t be contained.

“BUT YOU’R3 4LR34DY CUT3!” The teal titaness spoke in a matter-of-fact manner. “THE DR3SS 1S ST1LL N1C3 THOUGH. C4UGHT 4 WH1FF OF F4NCY F4BR1C 4ND TH3 SL1GHT3ST H1NT OF K4N.”

“>:33 i can be even cuter. more powerfurl than efur befur. no one can stop me”

“4 ST1FF BR33Z3 C4N STOP YOU. NO W41T NOT 3V3N TH4T. 4 L1GHT BR33Z3. 4 G3NTL3 PUFF OF W1ND. 4LSO DON’T YOU L1K3 N3V3R W34R CLOTH3S >8? I R3M3MB3R TH4T B31NG SOM3 PO1NTS OF CONV3RS4T1ON”

“://33 yeah but kanaya worked really hard on it when i told her i was going on a date with mew! i mean. i could take it off if mew want”

A quiet pause from Terezi before she replied, letting that offer from Nepeta hang in the air for a little bit. “. . . L3T’S S4V3 TH4T FOR L4T3R. 1 COULD 3V3N R1P 1T OFF MYS3LF 1F YOU W4NT ME TO~”

“8//33 OKAY TEA TIME FUR TEA AHAHAHAHAHA”

Abruptly ending that line of thought, Nepeta was desperately eager to get things rolling along. “SUR3, SUR3.” Terezi laughed again, turning to observe the tea set upon the table. “SO. HOW DO W3 DO TH1S 3X4CTLY? TH3 HOST POURS TH3 T34, R1GHT?”

“:33 yup!” She nodded with an eager grin, staring up blankly.

“. . . “ If Nepeta could see all of Terezi right now, it’d be the most deadpan expression she could pull staring back down at her.

“:3 . . . oh furck”

“Y34H.”

“:33 wait i can solve this”

Face-palming at the lack of her own foresight, Nepeta frantically scurried to get something together to serve her guest. Even though this could be solved with Terezi simply pouring her own tea, Nep wanted to be classy! A rules-breaking, sophisticated, classy dame of the wilds. Yup. That was her. Also wooing your girl with finely crafted tea felt like a fantasy to her so she just had to try it.

Filling up one of her one tea cups and ensuring it had a ton of creamer and sugar mixed in, she held it aloft with one pinky finger extended to the sky as an offering. “:33 here mew go! i made sure it wasn’t too hot”

“. . . TH4NKS N3P3T4.” Terezi snickered, slowly lowering a descending clawtip towards the invisible fleck of green in her sensory periphery that she recognized as Nepeta. It stopped right before slamming into her with its landmass like scale, Nepeta daintily placing the tea cup along its width with a smile.

The claw retracted slowly and carefully as possible until she raised it up to her mouth, pausing to consider how she should approach this, but shrugging anyway and opening her maw to toss it onto the awaiting sea of her tongue. “Y’KNOW, TH1S 1S PR3TTY GOOD!” Exclaimed with a satisfied smack. Thank goodness for her heightened senses, otherwise she might never have tasted such a pitiably puny thing.

She blushed in response, doing an “Oh you!” hand wave up at her, before realizing something. “:33 oh my tea cup”

“. . . OH. SORRY.”

“;33 no it’s okay! i can go get it if mew want me to”

“K33P FL1RT1NG W1TH M3 L1K3 TH4T 4ND 1 M1GHT JUST T4K3 YOU UP ON TH4T OFF3R!”

“:33 it’s purrobably shattered”

“Y34H 1T D3F1N1T3LY 1S. 1 C4N BUY YOU 4 N3W ON3.”

“:33 naw who n33ds a complete set anyway? i just wanted an excuse to end up in mewr mouth”

“WO4H TH3R3 STR1P3B34ST! YOU’R3 COM1NG ON 4 L1TTL3 STRONG TON1GHT 4R3N’T YOU~? 1 L1K3 1T!”

“>:33 i can’t it that mew’re so cute! it’s illegal is what it is”

“1 M4K3 TH3 L4WS 4ROUND H3R3, OR, 4T L34ST 1 W1LL 3V3NTU4LLY, 4ND 1 S4Y 1T’S COMPL3T3LY L3G4L FOR M3 TO B3 TH1S CUT3 4ND HOT. WH4T 1 4M M4K1NG 1LL3G4L HOW3V3R 1S HOW CUT3 /YOU/ 4R3!”

“>833 how dare mew betray me like this”

“SORRY. YOU DO THE CR1M3 YOU DO TH3 T1M3. 4ND TH3 T1M3 1S SP3ND1NG 4N 1NT1M4T3 3V3N1NG W1TH M3, PUN1SH4BL3 BY S3X1N3SS 4ND K1SS3S”

“:33 okay mew’re allowed to rip off my dress now i think we propfurlly got all the furmalities out of the way” “1 THOUGHT YOU’D N3V3R S4Y SO~” Terezi lorded over her with a deep laugh, reaching down and pinching her up easily betwixt two fingertips that grasped her gently yet firmly. Standing up, Terezi turned and began to make her way out of the cave and out into the dim night of the forest. “L3T’S T4K3 TH1S TO MY PL4C3, UNL3SS YOU’D R4TH3R ST4Y H3R3.”

“:33 oh i’m good don’t worry~” Internally she was screaming due to the fact Terezi was being so upfront and taking charge already. Besides, getting out of the cave every now and then would be good for her, especially if it was to head over to another girl’s hive.

The walk there took no time at all, but on the way over Terezi had taken some liberties to ensure her tiny companion was . . . ‘comfier’. Holding Nepeta upon a single fingertip, she extended a claw towards the fleck of a speck, ensuring Nepeta was safe before proceeding. With only the slightest twitch, the dress had become ripped away to flutter in the breeze behind as the giantess stamped towards her destination, Nepeta left blushing and nude from such a feat of power and gentleness.

“H3R3 W3 4R3,” TZ explained upon entering her treehive, taking in a deep whiff of hive sweet hive, sighing satisfactorily. “4LLOW M3 TO G3T COMFY MYS3LF! H3H3.”

Walking in until she sat down on a couch in a living room area, she set Nepeta briefly down upon a nearby coffee table, looming before her as a towering monolith over the horizon. Winking down at her, Terezi pulled her shirt up and off, struggling only briefly as it caught on her breasts and head, causing Nepeta to snicker at such a cutely goofy display. Nevertheless, she remained undeterred in her pursuit to remain at wooing status, the tealblood reaching behind herself and unhooking her bra with a satisfying snap, the garment freeing the gargantuan rumblespheres from their containment.

Their already considerable mass almost exploded outwards and doubled in size in a wobbling, jiggling skyline that left Nepeta awed from such a display. “YOU W4NN4 S1T TH3R3 4LL N1GHT 4ND OGL3 OR DO YOU W4NT 4N UP CLOS3 4ND P3RSON4L 3XP3R13NC3?”

“:33 up close and purrsonal purrlease”

“W3LL 4L1GHTY TH3N,” she gladly entertained the thought, pinching her up quickly and excitedly, laying back, then setting her down atop one of the behemoth boobs, just at the edge of her areola. “BUT 1’M NOT GO1NG TO DO 4LL OF TH3 WORK. YOU GOTT4 SH4R3 SOM3 ON YOUR 3ND TOO~”

For Nepeta, her landscape had become one of squishy-softness, her feet sinking in ever so slightly. It stretched onwards and outwards for miles on end, knowing fully well it went even further than that past the limits of her sight, grey tinted with teal behind her, a sharpened grin of fangs encompassing the sky, while before her a grand mountain so inconceivably massive it put any other so called country or continent to shame. Nepeta stared upwards towards the sheer enormity of flesh that made her feel even punier standing before it, slowly approaching its ley line like girth in reverence. She knew what Terezi wanted her to do, and she was eager to.

As she encroached closer and closer, a several minute walk for her even though Terezi had set her practically beside it, they carried on a small conversation about how this mimicked an rp they had done earlier, as well as what constituted as tea. Could you boil any form of leaf and make it drinkable?  That question went unanswered when it became painfully obvious how excited Terezi was just thinking about Nepeta climbing her nipple, the distant clap of thunderous thighs a nod to that, as well as the noticeable change in tone in the explosive syllables rattling overhead every time she spoke.

With a mighty leap that propelled her high, she slammed into the sensitive mountainface, using various pores and wrinkles that she could absolutely fit into as footholds and walkways, and then began to ascend. “:33 i’ll k33p mew posted on my purrogress! i can defurnitely confurm i will not be able to climb this in one night”

“TH4T’S OK4Y, 1’LL B3 W4TCH1NG 4NYW4Y. B3S1D3S, H3H3, 1F 1 FOCUS 1T F33LS R34LLY GOOD~”

“:oo won’t it get boring watching me climb mewr nip fur hours?”

“NOP3. YOU KNOW 1’M 1NTO SH1T L1K3 TH1S. B3S1D3S, 1’M SP3ND1NG T1M3 W1TH YOU 4R3N’T 1?”

“://33 ohhhh furezi!!!” Not being able to contain herself, Nepeta puckered up and plastered a little kiss against the surface of skin, following it up with a full-bodied nuzzle. She hadn’t thought of the consequences of her actions fully, as a violent rumbling threatened to toss her off before she had even begun.

Clinging with all of her might, she stared heavensward as the mightily massive nipple became even moreso, its presence nearly doubling into the astronomical realm of enormity in its hardening.

“:33 whoops”

“MY MY, LOOKS L1K3 YOUR CL1MB JUST GOT 4 LOT TOUGH3R. B3TT3R G3T GO1NG~” Despite her own flustering words, Terezi’s face had a significant blush of teal as she examined and felt Nepeta’s actions. As minute and near indiscernible as they were, that was just the spark of it that helped made it all the more special.

“1 COULD L34V3 YOU ON TH3R3, YOU KNOW?” TZ remarked roughly an hour and a half into the speckitty’s climb. “JUST GO 4BOUT MY D4Y W1THOUT 4 C4R3 1N TH3 WORLD FOR 4LL TH3 H4VOC 1’D B3 C4US1NG TH3 L1TTL3 M1T3 ON MY N1PPL3. YOU’D B3 4T TH3 M3RCY OF MY S1MPL3ST 4CTIONS,” a guttural laugh.

“FOR3V3R LOST. HOW LONG WOULD 1T T4K3 YOU TO 3V3R R34CH TH3 P34K 1F YOU W3R3N’T CRUSH3D OR LOST? D4YS? W33KS? MONTHS? 1’D W4G3R SW33PS, BUT 1’M NOT SO SUR3 1F YOU’D SURV1V3 TH4T LONG~”

“>8//33 stop tormenting me with hot ideas or you’ll be getting anofur kiss missy”

“OH MY, WH4T3V3R W1LL 1 DO?! 4 K1SS FROM MY M4T3SPR1T! GOD FORB1D SUCH 4 F4T3.”

“;** mwah” She did just so, smooching the sensitive softness to which she clung. A shiver shook her very world, glad to see such a reaction.

“4LR1GHT TH4T’S 1T. NO MOR3 M1SS N1C3 G1RLFR13ND”

Pressing her finger at the base of her nipple, she slowly began to pull it upwards, Nepeta having not even climbed even distance to cover even that of the fingertip’s width; so when Rezi pressed the appendage into the nub, she had become smothered. With a light flick she flipped it up, off, and then onto the top of her nipple, grinding and pressing Nepeta against its surface with enough pleasurable a sensation she had to bite her lip.

“YOU OK4Y?”

“:33 i am~” A muffled cry replied, Nepeta fully smushed and smothered to the point she was sure she had gone numb, but not enough she couldn’t start rubbing and grinding her own self into the nipplescape into which she was pressed.

“W3, C4N, UH, CUDDL3 L1K3 TH1S FOR 4 WH1L3 1F YOU W4NT.” Even Terezi was having her limits of how much embarrassment she could take, her free hand trailing along her body before resting on her other breast. She wasn’t full-on groping just yet, simply enjoying what had happened so far and waiting for confirmation from Nepeta.

She felt the same, pausing briefly to just enjoy the mashing, the presence, and well, just Terezi overall. She loved her. “:33 yeah this is fine”

With a struggle Nepeta managed to turn over onto her back so that she faced the finger above. Smiling to herself, she hugged it, pressing fully against it, and she could swear she felt Terezi press down ever so slightly more in response.

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% + One of Paint's socks

Just as he was about to scurry away with his procured treasure, grunting and dragging at a single thread of the monolithic footwear, a loud rumbling and sense of vertigo overcame him as something far, far larger picked up the sock as well as him with it. “That’s where it went off to! Socks, you can never seem to find a matching pair.”

With feet dangling and grip tightening to desperately hold on, Karkat’s world shifted drastically as he was flung into the nearest opening viable; a small fraction of space between the fibers of such a grandly constructed monument, tumbling down into the darkened depths while the outside world dully thundered. He landed with hardly a scrape due to the softness of his surroundings, but the sense of imbalance still left him feeling unkeen, as well as the perpetual humidity that radiated from every inch of the surrounding environment.

The very sky itself opened up like a widening maw into space, the gently grinning and serene face of his caretaker Ms. Paint greeting him. This settling ruse was quickly replaced by a grand new mass entering the confining space of the sock’s innards, a leviathan of ivory and teasing softness. Paint slowly slid her foot in, as if she almost knew, toes wiggling and scrunching up as living mountains.

He had nowhere to run to, and even then if he tried to outpace such a grand beast would be fruitless. In more moments a bulldozing horizon of marshmallowy softness bulldozed over him, quickly leaving the Speckat pinned and pressed. It was surprisingly comfy, if overbearing.

Until she started walking with a skip at least.

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Colossal Carrot Catastrophe

It’s been forever since I actually wrote about macromicro One Piece stuff, and I’m not caught up at all. But, here we are. A commissioned piece by a friend about Carrot causing havoc for a bunch of tiny cities.

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Magical Mishap

Commission for my friend West, who wanted a certain chicken of mine and her son to have a a little drabble written about themselves. Enjoy!

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!? going off on that lovely commission from twisted, could you be a dear and climb mrs priyanka's butt?

“Why I’m … ‘subjugating’ myself to this … I don’t even know.” Pearl gulped aloud to herself between grunts of exertion, so glad she was the only one around to bear witness to such an … ‘ass’venture she was on currently. Her hands gripped at thickly supple flesh, unending brown enormity as far as her eye could comprehend, yet she persisted onwards and upwards, compelled to continue the climb towards the callipygian summit.

“At least she’s sitting down …” She sighed in relief at her fortune of good luck, but wasn’t sure how long it would last. Dr. Maheswaran was currently seated at a desk, poring deeply over her work, occasionally shifting and generating impossibly powerful quakes that threatened to toss off the minuscule speckgem clinging to her cheek, almost putting a stop to all of her progress (even though Pearl had been climbing for hours, she was hardly even a modest fraction up the rounded rear).

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Kankat Compilation

Boisterous in the Bathtub

A content sigh so relaxed, it felt as if the origin of the sound was melting. Karkat reclined against the float that held him aloft, warmly embraced by the gentle waves lapping over him. Sometimes taking a bath at his scale was a challenge, but one he looked forward to if only for the fact it was one of the times he properly got to destress. 

It was difficult to set up without any mishaps occurring, but he had gone through enough trial and errors to figure out a schedule around his once random, now planned out, shrinkshifting. Nude but at peace, Karkat crossed a shapely leg over another, body soaked and sudded as he lazed about atop a drifting float, alchemized and shrunken down to match his scale, while an equally proportionate boat idly bounced by, just in case he needed transport. The tinytroll grinned, sliding a hand over himself to ‘clean’, but really, he was focused on resting at the moment. An infamous forty minute bath was going to occur, the water turning lukewarm or not.

Surrounding him, a sea of warmth stretching as far as the eye could see, so expansive not even he could gaze upon the rim of the tub in the distance. Instead, a fog of humid haze from the steamy bathwater, as well as whole landmasses of soapy suds drifting off miles away. It was absolutely serene, no distraction or threat in sight.

Meanwhile, a door closed shut with a snap, too distant to hear. “Karkat, I’m Hive.” A familiar voice called out.

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His sickles clashed and clanged, mighty swipes that could eviscerate anything that stood in his path. He was speed, he was fury, he was a living blur of flashing red and the glint of life-ending steel. With a roar that filled his whole body, the curved blades carried out the echo of his battlelust …

… Only to pitifully scrape against white wall he was striking. Even though he had been at it for roughly an hour, there were hardly any marks to show his progress save for a few scuffs (that he was secretly proud of at least). Leaning against it tiredly, Karkat huffed, hands on knees. “ALRIGHT, I THINK I’M DONE PRACTICING FOR NOW.”

“Are you sure?” A gentle, if booming, voice called down with a rumble. Above him, Ms. Paint leaned over to peer down, setting aside a book she had been reading and a cup of tea that chinked against the cup it was placed upon.

“YEAH, I AM. THANKS FOR LETTING ME TRAIN, ERR, ON YOU. THE DUMMIES AT HIVE CAN’T EVEN BOTHER TO BE HELD TOGETHER ANYMORE, AND WE CAN’T AFFORD NEW ONES.”

“Oh it’s no problem at all Karkat honey!” Paint reassured, winking and knocking a closed fist against the side of her body, creating a dull rapping sound like hitting a door. “Carapaces are tough, and even at your size I’m sure you couldn’t hurt me. I’m happy to help! Though if you scuffed anything, I may have to charge you a pedicure to make up for iiit.” Giggling as she stated such, wiggling the monolith he leaned against playfully that knocked him over in the process.

“YEAH …” He grumbled, standing back up. Hopefully what he left behind were too small marks for her to properly notice. “IF IT’S ALL THE SAME TO YOU, I’M GOING TO HEAD BACK. SAME TIME THIS WEEKEND?”

“Now hold on,” Spoken sternly. “You need to properly rest after such strenuous exercise! It’s not good for your muscles if you don’t.”

“WELL DUH. I’M GOING TO HEAD BACK HIVE AND REST THERE-”

“I insist you stay here before fully recuperating. Who knows what toll transportalizing could do.”

“I’M SURE-”

“Here, let me help, sugar-speck.” With more seismic rumbling, the entire mass that he had been too small to properly see now rose to fill the whole sky, encompassing his view entirely. Paint’s sole hovered above only momentarily before descending with its vast shadow darkening the world around him like some great eclipse. 

The alabaster behemoth of a foot lowered softly and slowly, and even then he could never properly hope to outrun it considering the two factors of it being on a grand enough scale to ever avoid, and the second being he was just too tired and even felt like accepting his face. With the overbearing mass pressing down upon him, surprisingly soft, akin to a marshmallow, Karkat sighed as he felt smothering immobility overwhelm him while Paint’s playful giggles echoed dully.

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A grin sprouted upon a normally dour face, its owner expressing genuine pleasure. Hands rolled down a toned and femininely structured figure, hips slowly bumping and swaying in rhythmic motion inline with his steps; which were powerfully emphasized upon each time. “YOU KNOW,” his voice rang, sweetly teasing and openly mocking all at the same time.

“I COULD GET USED TO THIS.”

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((Remember the last post? Both commissions done by the perfectly peachy @twisted-art-wounders / @thetitaniczahhak!!))

A gentle stroll out and about was always so nice. The breeze crisp and cool, the sun amicably warm and shining down. A pleasing mixture of the chill of the middling atmosphere and the natural air just felt so … perfect. Calliope had ‘grown’ to favor such a pastime, just a hobby in her spare hours to wander the world, normally at heightened scales to properly traverse terrains easily. Around the world in eighty days? Try 80 minutes. Or less, give or take with what sort of massive mood was the flavor of the day.

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Royal Visitations Pt. I

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“Merry Titmas.”

“YEAH I CAN READ THAT FROM THE RATHER EMPHASIZED PHRASE ITSELF EMBLAZONED ACROSS YOUR TORSO LIKE A HOLIDAY LIGHTSHOW. I WAS SORT OF EXPECTING THIS. ANYWAYS SO … YOU GOING TO … TALK ABOUT OR EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT OR …”

“Nope!” Paint replied with a rather dismissive chuckle, reaching down and picking him up with a light pluck of her fingers, fiddling ever so slightly so that she had the best grip to lift him with. Yup. Would be just like her to somehow have one of those cleavage-window sweaters with ‘Merry Titmas’ all sparkling and glittery across where her spheres were most emphasized. He wasn’t sure if she just had it or bought it in preparation for such an occasion.

The view was nothing but the valley of pure white, and soon it became all the more closer as he suddenly found himself rushing towards it as the prospitan gently mushed him betwixt them. Karkat squirmed and scrabbled to try and right himself, but her poking and podding finger did help as best as it could so he wouldn’t fall in too deep and ensured he was comfortable. Giggling quite loudly, partially echoing above him, the masses of alabaster squish on either side began to shift and shake, pressing inwards ever so slightly in increments so that he were not entirely overwhelmed all at once.

Cupping both breasts from the side, Ms. Paint pressed them together so that the meeting point of her cleavage was what faced the brunt of her teasing, jiggling them a couple times just to watch them and the little troll held between bounce. Moving her hands so that they were now pushing upwards against her own heft, Karkat popped up a little more, displaying a blushing bright red hue as he turned, suddenly face to massive grinning face with the carapacian. Puckering her lips, Paint moved in for the kill, peppering him with tiny smooches until one final smack pressed him firmly back into the softness that kept him captive.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo …” He groaned feebly as she began to nuzzle against him with her cheek, just like he was want to do in times of affection.

“Oh come on, I can hear you purring!”

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✥ (gigagnostic)

✥ Play fighting!

Jade bent at the knees, a playfully smug smirk as her expression while she took a readied stance, arms held out with palms open. Combat was a necessary portion of everyday life on Alternia, and Karkat, despite how well he avoided conflict and the protection he was provided, did sort of innately wish to indulge in it from time to time aside from simple training. While he disliked it for the most part, it was nice to have a different sparring partner, and his human friend was more than willing to oblige to help him out in that regard.

Forgoing any sort of protective gear apart from loose, simple workout clothing like a tank top and shorts, Karkat stood before his opponent in a makeshift ring of a circle drawn into the ground, the locale of their battle his backyard, nimbly stretching while he prepped and got into his own stance. It was more than a little intimidating considering she had the height, weight, and strength advantage, but at least she had promised no god tier powers of any kind, and they had established beforehand it was simply for fun; if either party were to be harmed (Jade making it fair and stating that for Karkat’s sake) they’d stop immediately.

“ready? >:)” Asked as she lowered herself further so she was level with him.

“AS MUCH AS I’LL EVER BE. PROMISE YOU’LL TAKE IT EASY?”

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🐜 YOUR MUSE ‘SAVING’ MY MUSE FROM AN ‘ENORMOUS’ BUG

This was it this is how he was fated to die goodbyecruelworldheknewtheewellherelieskarkatvantashiseulogystatesallofhisbelongingswillgoto-

SPLAT.

Having been backed up to a corner, chased down like prey from a wandering insect that had gotten into the hive, Karkat felt every nerve tingle in panic as the chomping pincers grew closer and closer. A series of misfortunate scenarios and decisions had lead to such a near fatal encounter; such being forgetting to reequip his sickles after clearing out his strife deck and sylladex. With no means to defend himself, this looked the end …

Least until a shadow loomed over the bug and promptly flattened it. Karkat winced from the shock of the impact, even wiping off some of the creature’s remains that had sprayed onto the front of his sweater. High above, his savior shook her head with a meaningful smile.

“Honestly This Could Have Been Avoided If We Had Sprayed Those Pesticides Like We’ve Been Meaning To Do” Kanaya crumpled up the tissue into a ball and tossed it into a nearby trash can. “Are You Alright Though”

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Haunt Me (Jade watching karkat from giga orbit)

She had to stifle a giggle lest her cover be blown so early. Stargazing was a popular pastime, but what if it was from the opposite viewpoint? A space player’s powers granted them just that, able to view the cosmos from any scale, angle or sight for them to awe at, enhanced senses to pinpoint even the most minute of matter within the vastness of the grand interstellar macrocosm of creation. 

Currently situated above a local star cluster’s vicinity, Jade gazed down towards Alternia with keen interest, bespectacled eyes scanning the entirety of whole landscapes below until she caught interest of what she wanted to watch beyond its atmosphere. It was easy enough to camouflage herself among the celestial environment above the planet’s surface, just a few brief twinkling lights and the use of some distant planets and galaxies and she was perfectly covered from view, lest her target decided to use a high-powered telescope; but she doubted he had one handy to catch her watching.

It was nice to simply … survey at times. It was a calming hobby, and the subjects of her viewings were always close friends. For some reason this day Karkat had decided to sit out on the upper deck of his hive and read a novel in the moonlight. It was definitely a cheesy one, and she snickered at how much he seemed to be blushing from its contents, the small laughter rattling out for eons into eternity.

Jade tilted her head curiously as he suddenly seemed agitated, Karkat holding up an arm to shield himself from something. From her perspective, the alternian sun, a gleaming ball of white hot fire slowly dawned over his portion of the hemisphere, bringing day as almost all trolls despised. He seemed to sigh, closing his book and making his way back in towards his hive.

Frowning to herself as well, she was briefly disappointed, having wanted to spend a little while longer watching him. As simple observational as it was, she did consider it sort of bonding time, and he seemingly as well wanted to spend his evening longer out in the cool night air. Well, she wouldn’t have any of that bothering them. Reaching out with her finger, spanning the very starways with her appendage, her skin briefly glowed with a crackling green aura. The astronomical heavens bowed to her whim, the orbital rotation of of the planets and moons spinning backwards.

From Karkat’s perspective, it was as if day and night were reversing. Just as the sun was rising over the horizon, it began to sink back down, suddenly the moons rising high up into the sky again. He gazed upwards curiously, squinting long and hard at the patch of stars that looked like they were grinning, but inevitably shrugged, walking back to his chair on the deck and sitting down once more to get back to his story.

Sure she may have messed up Alternia’s time by a few hours, but it was worth it. Karkat seemed wholly invested enough in the story to not put it down for sleep anyways.