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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon
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#newfossils from the #nexticeage
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Is need the opposite
Or epitome of want?
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A leads to B, and B leads to C.
A — Star Trek (original series)
B — LSD
C — Space: 1999




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“How many gods are younger than me?”
~ Jesus of Nazareth

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“Ain’t nobody in here to break the rules except us DJs.”

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