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I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.

At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.

Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap

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So I got that new cold everyone’s talking about. Every time I get sick it pisses me off that we don’t do the east asian thing where you wear a surgical mask when you’re sick in public. It seems like an unambiguously superior method – you get sick less, you’re less of a burden to others when sick in public, and you have an excuse to cover your face when you have weird blemishes and stuff! But it’s not something you can just decide to do; it has to be normalized by the government or something. I wonder how they managed to pull it off and if we can do the same.

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that tweet about zoro just being luffy's comically large lapdog

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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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LEARN.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME

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I just think it's funny if, post-timeskip, Sanji has changed... but not that much.

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casual touch

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my shayla

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another fave :]

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Woke Piece