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My fav shakespearean chicken
more BW fanart
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Behold the Holder of the Matrix of Leadership, Optimus, be proud.
[Original Audio is from Transformers Prime]
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"aro/ace people can still be in relationships/have sex!!!" yeah and lesbians can have sex with men without it invalidating their identity, but if you go up to every lesbian you meet and start screaming about how "lesbians can be in relationships with cis men too!!!" you're gonna end up with a lot of pissed off lesbians because you're highkey replicating the same "you don't have to go against the norms of allocishet society! you can just be Normal™!" messaging they've been bombarded with ever since they came out, just dressed up in progressive language.
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SG!Nightshade I drew just playing around with a color palette.
-I know black and red is kinda predictable for sg or “evil” characters, but I don’t even imagine Nightshade or the Terrans to be evil in my au, they’re young and confused, brash and rambunctious. They mean well deep down, but require more guidance and discipline than the average bot.
-Nightshade looks up to Nightbird, constantly bombarding her with questions about the Ninjabots. They relate to her quiet nature and desire to be alone. They may have tried to learn some of her moves on their own to varying degrees of success.
-Nightshade has a bat/gargoyle alt-mode (based on the original concept for them)
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500-pound stained glass crab sculpture by the late Jackie Leatherbury Douglass and her husband John Frederick Douglass, on display in Baltimore's airport
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knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.
and now all these other knights are coming around like "please let me serve you" and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade
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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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All I'm saying is a typical oafish 1930s gangster as portrayed in MGM's B movies would've been deeply affected by Warrior Cats because of its constant restructuring of internal hierarchy. Can see him now. Taking his hat off and shaking his head on a bench somewhere like "They knocked off Bluestar. Those dirty no-good rats. They killed the boss of Thunderclan." While his buddy attempts to console him like "It ain't the end of the world pal, they'll send the old broad to Starclan, trust me, she'll make out A-okay there- it'll all be jake!" but the other guy's just really fucked up about it for the rest of the day. Making the collections half-heartedly. Threatening to send people home to their muddahs in pieces but he's muttering a lot of the time and looking at the floor, his eyes a bit wet
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"How could you do this" with the help of the demon blade "this isn't you" well yeah it's me and the demon blade "I know you're a good person" yeah that wasn't in question "please come home" not if you're gonna be a dick to the demon blade "we need to destroy the demon blade" listen I don't come to family gatherings and say we Need To Destroy aunt cassie and she's genuinely evil, unlike the demon blade
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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”
And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there
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the beef soundwave has against the terrans needs to be studied bc why are you fighting with children 😭
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