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Okay sorry but I infinitely love that for some reason(not that I am complaining at all) in the apartment store, there is no difference between the outfit that the girls or boys wear. I can maybe pass up the top shirt as not being feminine but Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt Stanley in skirt
#Im like 99% sure I have one with Jedediah as well somewhere but I have a chaotic amount of screenshots from this game.#Youd really think I would post more of these screenshots with as many as I have.#also surpriseeee I put Stanley in my Tomadachi Life island.#not that men cant wear feminine things of course but considering how Nintendo is with these things. This is a win.#but I think skirts look great on my boys. And Im a little surprised I havent subjected them to more silly outfits-#-in this game. Even if it'll say they wont like it. I've mostly been trying to give them outfits that I think they would actually wear.#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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Okay, someone give me art prompt ideas to do of Stanley and Narrator before I lose my mind. Can be of anything like just an emotion or something like them holding a flower.
#I am forever stuck between having art idea but no energy to do it or energy to do it but no art idea.#and I dont want to continue the spiral of just drawing the same 3/4s mugshots of them
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Art dump? Mild art dump. It's really just like two pictures but I wanna run my mouth a little.
I think I mentioned here a little about my thoughts about the Narrator being able to go into a human form, but also about him being able to go into different forms as well. And as I'm still tinkering with things I drew him as one of those mystery vague sorts of forms! And some silly stuff.
Picture on the right for how I feel he'd appear in person, where there's just this black sort of aura radiating off of him. He's just a void sort of thingy. Vaguely human but not quite there yet. I feel like he'd be able to choose between how he interacts with the world/how the world interacts with him, and when he's really fuzzy/static-y stuff just phases through him or his hands just go right through stuff, sort of like a hologram or a ghost. But he can also choose to make himself less fuzzy and he will become more of a physical thing that can actually be felt and grab things and what not, which he typically does with just his hands. His glasses could not possibly be more than just for looks here.
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Also other doodle thingy, I had to go to a restaurant yesterday and I was moderately losing it a little bit before hand but I started giggling a little because I had the mental image of me like desperately clinging at Stanley and squeezing at him and he's just kinda of "..😶" like a stuffed animal holding a straight face when it gets squeezed.
#its my blog for being weird its my blog for being weird its my blog for being weird its my blog for being weird its my blog for being weird.#ough. oughh#its fine its FINE no one cares im actually a cool kid for posting things like these i am so so cool right now.#kaneart#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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Something very entertaining to me about like. Me being very physically affectionate once I feel close enough to someone(there's a little more to it but that's for another time), because the Narrator going into a physical form that I can interact with must be a whole experience for him cause he's essentially getting an entirely new sense(touch), because regaurdless of if him being touch-starved or completely captivated over the feeling of contact, or if he would be completely indifferent to it and would just engage in it to entertain me, it probably would get so overwhelming for him so fast. Like the equivalent of deaf/HoH taking out their hearing aid when noise gets too much for them.
And something is very endearing to me about the thought of getting to explore potential love languages or displays of that stuff and being like "This works for me, does this also work for you? Yes? No? Hm. That's okay there's like hundreds of other things we can do I'm sure."
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ALMOST JUSTAXFSCREAMED MY LUNGS OUT WATCHUNG LIKE MY 10000TH JERMA COMPILATION AND HES PLAYING STALEY PARABLE IM GOINBG TO. IM NOT GOING TO BE OKAY. IT WAS A CLI0 DURING THE SKIP BUTTON ENDING IMGOING TO CRY.
#i forgot i need to watch fhe dougdoug stream of the game where he was with the creator. Ive never watched dougdoug but Jerma-#-has streamed with him before so Ive hward his name quote a lot.#I wasnt ready for that I wasnt prepared for thst oh good heavens.#Im actually judt noe realizing one of my favorite Jerma bits was from the stanlry parable stream.#the onr where he got on the website and they put a fake spider on his face and he pretended to be asleep.#it is six and a half hours long.#I need a paper bag to hyperventilate into#he got the developers to mess with him.#sorry i was just so horribly caught ofd gaurd by that. i got a small glimpse out of the corner of my eye and i was like#hold on. i know that place. please im not going to be able to handle this.#im going to hav to watch it in such small increments.#i. i dont think i can even watch it right now.
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I got an idea of writing a fic between me and the Narrator and I've done like a small paragraph as of now and I just had the thought of like. What if the Narrator was the. The. The Narrator. Of the story. And it'd be so funny if it was from the perspective of him narrating my feelings and I just have to be like
"Sh.shut. ShUT UP!!!!"
#im not doing that I cant give him that form of entertainment.#I also think I would collapse if I tried to write that.#this is fine this is fine this is not embarassing my mutuals and friends think I am so cool and that is why they constantly#interact with my posts and stick around. I should be myself. so on and so forth.#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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The word narrator just got autocorrected to being capitalized and it keeps happening it's over for me yall
#i dont even have to do the joke anymore of posting a screenshot of like the Tumblr search bar and it shows you like your-#-last four searched things and mine being all Parable related or looking up selfship confession blogs where I-#whined about starting like my seventh or whatever blog because I got feelings.#I dont regularly use confession blogs I was in a weak moment#I was making a completely different post and I interrupted it just to make this one.#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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I didn't want to spam post like three different times so I just wrote down different things that I wanted to ramble over so I can just do one big post of it all. I'll put this under a read more just in case.
It is so silly to me that his voice fading when he 'gets up and leaves'. Yes this raises several questions but however it is also one of the funniest things to me of hearing his voice fade out as he leaves Stanley or it coming in quickly when he's rushing as if there's some sort of microphone that he is getting closer and further away from that he is speaking through. I mean. It's confirmed in the game through one of the endings that it's not all in Stanley's head but he does seem to function as some sort of inner-telepathic sort of thing. So like whoever he is speaking with can hear him but outside people can't. I THINK. Part of the whole plot point is that Stanley is like the only one there, this is just moderately based off of one ending where he momentarily goes to Narrate over another person.
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In one of my favorite endings when the Narrator is doing a bit, he asks Stanley/the player if they are tired of the joke yet, and you can answer yes or no, and if you answer no then he will be like "hm. Okay. I'll continue on with it then" and he goes on some tangent and carries on the bit and that makes me giggle so much. Like he could've just been so sarcastic over it if he wanted to but no that was a genuine question for you to answer.
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There is one moment in the Ultra Deluxe version where he is going on about all the different ideas for the second game(which is the Ultra Deluxe version) and he like.. made a whole seperate office building area that he kinda drags you through as he goes on about all his thoughts and I made the UNFORTUNATE discovery that he is an apple(or mock-apple, whatever this universe's apple product is) user and that is SO sad because I am a very strong believer in Android. This is tragic and I will never recover and I like him a little less now/joking.
I saw the first monitor and I was like..haha that looks like an apple desktop......... I better go check the backs of the laptops in the room over.


#obligatory Kane says in the tags of every post he makes how he needs a ship tag name until he eventually decides on one or comes up with one#I have too many screenshots I cant promise my blog will be safe from some flooding of them. That is your beware warning.#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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"Get well someday" balloons humor me far too much. It's not "Get well soon", just some eventual day you should probably get well.
#I dont know why i find this funny#i swear it was worded like this on purpose#the other balloon option was like “Happy 12th birthday to your neice!!” so Im ASUMMING it was intentionally worded like this
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Sorry I am being amused by how during the confusion ending the Narrator just asks you to walk around in circles and puts up arrows pointing in a circle on the ground for you to follow while he thinks. It's like pacing for him. Hamster on a wheel.
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Heheh...
🍓, 📺
I know that's fewer than usual but you've already gotten a chance to answer so many... Already enjoying your endeavors here too
-@markbeakskisser
Ahh thank you so much as always!!! I did not expect to get that many asks at all, I was pleasently surprised! So glad to hear that you are also enjoying my endeavors here because I am.... I've been losing it a bit. So many feelings I've been tumbling through, so much sanity and marbles everywhere. I've lost it.
🍓 - After your drinks, would you order desserts? What would you order?
I think I would be too busy trembling in my boots to buy any food. If I did it would probably just sit there and go untouched. In some ideal universe I get like a small cake or cake slice or something. I really strawberry shortcake..
Because he's not entirely human, I feel like he would have a bit of a Gem from S.teven Universe sort of thing, where he doesn't really HAVE to eat, but it is something that he can do if he feels like it for whatever reason. I feel like he'd get something just if it really piqued his curiosity or if he wanted to try and abide by typical date 'rules' and behaviors. I feel like he would just eat the little pack of biscuits that come with the tea or he'd get something like a tiramasu. And he'd have to listen to me talk about all the different salads on the menu. Because I really like salads for some reason.
📺 - What's your favorite way to relax after a long day?
I definitely think I'd drag him into my typical way of relaxing with just... not really doing anything and just watching some TV or YouTube(specifically also from the TV) while in bed. I've recently picked Animal Crossing New Horizons back up again so I could get to hear him complain over that game while playing it in front of him. Now that I think about it, I definitely want to do some mulling over this one more because even with all the dialog in the game(as far as I'm aware) it's never really mentioned at or hinted what he really does in his freetime at all. Which I suppose makes sense because we are playing his game, he probably wants to focus on that, but there is a lot of wacky and irrelevant dialog in the game! But then again there is a lot of stuff about him not wanting to be alone, which is partly why he made the game, I wouldn't be surprised if he purposely tries to stuff or drown out any of that alone time with busywork.
#im discovering so many new things and I am fighting to not ruin this blog with constant screenshots and things.#or just minute little things for me to overanalyze.#Im still in that fresh and unknowing stage where every little new thing blasts and shocks my brain with happy brain chemicals.#Which is why I'm doing some extra heavy posting here cause I wanna share every single little thing I find and discover now..!#aughr. I like him a normal amount please. He who I still tiptoe around using his name a moderate amount.#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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📱 and ☕ for the ask game? :]
Hello!! Thank you so much for the ask!!!😊
📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?
I had answered this one here!
☕ - If you and your F/O went to a cafe, what would your drink orders be?
Ooooooo.... I suppose it depends what kind of cafe we are talking about here! I would probably just get something like water or a nice sounding juice, if they offered it then a smoothie would be good...
I could see N.arrator alternating between tea and coffee, I feel like he would lean more towards tea though and enjoy it more, while coffee would be more for his "I feel nothing" days..
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🌹🩷🍿🐾 for the ask game !!
Yoooo!!! Thank you so much for the ask!!!😊
🌹 - If you could say anything to your F/O, what would it be?
Ohhh would it just have to be only one thing?? I can't just pick only one!! I'd probably tell him that I love to hear him ramble, and that I love his game, I think it's amazing, and that it's really nice getting to hear him talk. It's a long story, but there's a whole arc where he finds some negative reviews complaining about his voice to where he creates a skip button so he can be skipped over and... it gets really grim. I can't replay that part.
🩷 - Do you and your F/O use any nicknames? What are they?
No nicknames yet. Yet being the big keyword. I didn't start getting feelings for him and considering F/Oing him until I got the game, which was on the 20th of this month I believe! So things are still very new and fresh. Which is partly why I am still a bit shy to talk about him so much unprompted😅 among some other reasons. I have slipped calling him "Narry" a couple times though, and joked that maybe I'll start calling him "Barry"(I wont). I don't think he's a super nicknamey person, I think he'd mostly stick to calling me by my name, maybe give or take a few petnames like "Dear" and whatnot.
🍿 - What movie/show would you enjoy together?
Oooooo... hmmmn... that is definitely something to be explored... I don't really get into too many new things, I typically like to keep to my little bubble of media unless I feel like checking out something new and I can be quite particular about that, but this is certainly something to be determined!! I watch Jerma a lot and I feel like he would not be able to stand it one bit. I can see him watching gameshows though, and I really enjoy watching those so that's something we could do together!!
🐾 - Do you and your F/O have pets? If you don't, would you want pets?
No actual pets!! But the office having a little fish tank is something I so super wish was a thing now.... I don't know how good we would be able to be with pets, and I can't see him getting too invested into pets either. I think he'd be able to appreciate a cat and that's about it.
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hello!!!! 📱 and 🫂 for the ask game ^w^
Ohmigosh hellooo!!! Thank you so much the ask, I appriciate it tons!! 😊 Appologies this took so long to answer!
📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?
It is so funny to me because I love this question yet I don't quite yet have a definitive responce for it yet... my phone contact names are normally just names or it'll be where I know the person from or what reminds me of them from conversations we've had(ex. "Person from entrepreneurship class"/"Legos coworker"(if we talked about Legos together while working)) so it's not just a random name and I can't remember who! I don't really ever change the contact names even after learning the person's name more properly, so my phone contact name for him would probably either just be "The Narrator" or something silly like my first impression of him like "Ominous voice entity" or such! I may at some eventual point add like a heart emoji or something to it. cough.
I feel like how he saves my contact name would constantly fluctuate depending on how he was feeling about me at the moment. It would probably start out as my name or as "New Person" and then depending on his emotions on me it would change between things like "Concerning/Weirdo/Bubbly/Curious/Prick" etc. All affectionately, of course! I feel like he'd break a little having to handle intense/bigger feelings than the usual happy/sad/irritated/frustrated and loneliness.
🫂 - How does your F/O comfort you when you're upset? How would you comfort them?
I feel like he would comfort me very simply just by talking to me! I actually almost made a post yesterday talking about how I wasn't feeling too well in the feelings department, and I went and played the game and immediately cheered up a ton. Partly because I found a new ending that is the funniest and most silliest thing ever, but some things in the game from him just straight up make me smile and feel better... so he'd probably just do that, talk, and maybe make up some more absurd stories just to get me to giggle a bit. If it's a more serious thing, he can get really profound at times, he's probably have some profound things to say(sometimes perhaps not making any sense). And I'd squeeze him if he let's me.
A lot of my comforting is just listening and responding. Letting him know that he can always talk with me and just letting him air everything out and vent or rant as he needs. I'm normally pretty good at being able to respond as well, commenting on the things that he might say or reassuring him about something if that is what's bothering him. In the game there's quite a few different encounters of him being upset or angry or just really heartbroken and I was making the biggest saddest eyes that I couldn't say anything to him!!
#I did not expect to get several asks and yall are gonna see how much I can ramble now JNFAJBDBW😅#but again thank you so much!!#man i really gotta get a ship tag..#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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Selfship ask game!
📱 - What would you and your F/O have your contact names saved as?
🌹 - If you could say anything to your F/O, what would it be?
🎶 - What song reminds you of your F/O or your relationship?
💍 - If you and your f/o aren't married, do you have any thoughts of marriage in the future?
☕ - If you and your F/O went to a cafe, what would your drink orders be?
🍓 - After your drinks, would you order desserts? What would you order?
📺 - What's your favorite way to relax after a long day?
🐾 - Do you and your F/O have pets? If you don't, would you want pets?
🩷 - Do you and your F/O use any nicknames? What are they?
🫂 - How does your F/O comfort you when you're upset? How would you comfort them?
🍿 - What movie/show would you enjoy together?



Reblogs are okay! I would love to see people do this with their f/os ♡ have fun!
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Mkay, here's my carrd for this blog!! I'll add it to my pinned post afterwards, and perhaps rearrange and edit some stuff on my pinned post since a fair amount of it might be a bit verbatim now, since I restated a fair amount in my carrd.
My carrd includes some fun stuff about me, a little blurb about the F/O for this blog, and a thing to my other blogs and what they are about!
#i like how you can tell it is still very fresh for me liking Narrator cause I'm still too moderately shy to refer to him by name.#Im just like hmm.. himm... yknow. the guy.. the one this blog is about.. the F/O in question.. the silly....#I do not think he would stand me calling him the silly at all be would immediately react to that JFNAUFUISHG#self ship#self shipping#selfship#selfshipping
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The more I want to talk about this game and stuff the more I realize how impossibly absurd I will sound to people that have like no clue or context about the game. Like there are so very few things I can talk about without having to go "wait! That sounds crazy, here's some context. Okay wait, that one also sounds a little absurd, here's some context for the context." I can hardly even mention the bucket without it getting into really silly territory. Yeah, the bucket changes all of the ending outcomes(give or take a small handful) and everyone who is around the bucket for too much of a prolonged time seems to get really obsessive with it and the bucket also emits a really strong amount of security and strength and joy feeling and seems to be synonymous and an emodiment of an individuals ideal imagery of what a best friend would grant them. But I can also not stress enough that this is really just a normal bucket aside from a few small moments where it seems to have some sort of backstory and sentience. But also it is just a bucket.
Or how the whole game is canonically made out of buckets after one of the routes Stanley/the player causes the Narrator to question what is and isn't a bucket, and so the Narrator decides to remove everything in the game that is a bucket, which results in a black screen where only the Narrator and Stanley are left, and the Narrator says he feels better knowing that at least he and Stanley aren't buckets, but advices you to perhaps not tell anyone else that everything in the game is a bucket.
#or like the serious room. Where you open up the games consol and type into it.#Which im not entirely sure why that is gone in the Ultra Deluxe version.#But perhaps that's because the only other Valve/Steam game that I frequently play(asides from papa louie and Forza stuff) is TF2.#and TF2 is almost as old as I am and I frequently mess around with consol commands in there to set keybinds or sprays.#and the original Stanley Parable came out in 2013.#Is playing with the consol really considered an older game sort of thing now?? hmmm....#I want to put this in the selfship tags but at the same time this post technically doesnt really mention selfshippy stuff.#selfship#selfshipping#self ship#self shipping
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