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Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

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PSA

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Screenshots from here.

If you get a comment like this, just report for spam and delete.

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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cardamom, cinnamon, saffron, nutmeg, clove, star anise, black pepper, allspice, cumin, fennel, turmeric, coriander, bay leaf, sumac, juniper, fenugreek, ginger, mace, mustard seed, thyme, rosemary, marjoram, lavender, oregano, basil, tarragon, sage, chervil, dill, parsley, mint

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It's so weird talking to people who's view of "here's the way life is for everyone" is shattered as soon as they talk to someone with disabilities (physical, mental illness, any). Like you'll say you'll have a problem and instead of helping you they'll argue with you about how you're not actually facing that problem. Like,

Me: Hey, I'm really struggling to find a job and a part of it is my resume. I was depressed & psychotic during highschool so I didn't do anything to gain skills or achievements to put on my resume. I also don't have anyone to put as a reference. What can I do?

Them: You can add your skills, hobbies, clubs you're in, and different volunteer work you've done! You can also get your teacher as a reference.

Me: I already know what to put on a resume, my issue is that I don't have things that I can use. Also, I'm in my mid 20s so I don't know if I can put my highschool teacher as a reference.

Them: Well if you're a part of a church or an activity group, you could add that. Also, think of any projects you've worked on in the past.

Me: I already know you can put these things on a resume. I'm not looking for suggests of things I've already done, I'm looking for what I can do now if I haven't done anything.

Them: There's no way you didn't do anything during highschool?? What about some odd jobs you definitely did for extra money, like babysitting or mowing the lawn?

Me: I spent all of highschool either in modified classes or in bed doing nothing - not even hobbies, what about that do you not understand?

And then you talk to someone who's also disabled and they're like "Here's a bunch of jobs you can do from home that don't pay much but look good on a resume, here's some free online courses that also look good on a resume, here's how you can be making small amounts of money in the meantime, here's some things you can put besides a professional reference, and here are your rights if your future employer tries to take advantage of your disability - which you probably shouldn't tell them about unless you need accommodations."

And suddenly my will to continue trying returns!

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I'm going to start killing 😌🥰✨🌈

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Huh, you know...Ron getting into Heaven suggests he was baptized at some point. I wonder when that was. It's not like there's a canon example of him being submerged underwater and having his life drastically changed as a resu-

oh.

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whatever u do dont imagine a francis version of the "villain and violent, infant and innocent" trend

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currently watching episode 7!!! lvoe the interactions between these two… theyre just kids… sigh…

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mm .. thinking about the glark dynamic again .....

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WHO THE HELL COMMISSIONED LARK OAK GARCIA AT THE LAST SUPPER FROM CUSTOM WOOD BURNING??????

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does anyone have any peachyville horror fic recs 😞 (i cant find any)

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we need to talk more about boss kicks. i feel like we moved past this way to fast. boss kicks I love you. pure comedic genius.

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The most dysfunctional marriage ever <3

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good morning faggots everywhere

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oh god help me I just remembered glark