she/they - Penny to my mutuals, Garlic to everyone else - 18 - so many trans memes - feel free to ask me whatever - dms always open to mutuals - pfp from @hunbloom on picrew
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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
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new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon
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“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
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Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
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this is how estrogen works actually im an estrogenologist
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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh
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a child came into the nature center and saw tadpoles for the first time and when i told him they're baby frogs he thought i was lying and i suddenly realized that if you're 3 and don't know that tadpoles become frogs it does sound pretty fake. this kid will not fall for made up shit online he is a born skeptic.
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Do y’all think siblings in medieval times would look at the little beasts in illuminated manuscripts and point at each other like ‘ha! ‘Tis thou!’
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