I think every time Elias and Peter get re-married Elias makes Peter buy him another ring and Elias wears every single one of them just on different fingers and it looks ridiculous but no one says anything because it’s the only way everyone else can keep track of which marriage/divorce they’re on.
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Nothing more punk than someone who is in pain all the fucking time and just continues to exist.
Edit: This is about physically disabled people/people who deal with chronic physical pain
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while im at it can we also talk abt how philip was practicing his possession on various animals and how he possessed a deer just to run out onto the road and get hit by a fucking car lmao
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Stumbles out of google docs covered in blood
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the thing about italian food is that it kinda sucks when made in italy. the average italian cook is suffering under 300 different traditional family bylaws that prevent them from like, adding garlic to their sauce, or washing their vegetables or whatever. and if they were to move five kilometers away to the next town over then they'd be executed in the street for cooking it that way. when italians are released from the context of italy it's like they're taking off training weights. an italian cook with no limiters becomes a culinary apex predator. it's for this reason that italian food has, outside of italy, become one of the big three cuisines, while remaining, in italy, frustratingly under-potential. it has to be this way.
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Why does water take so long to boil I hate it here
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one more sleep to pride month. everyone remember to leave your milk and cookies out for the gays tonight
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