Text
stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
87K notes
·
View notes
Text
i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago
20K notes
·
View notes
Text

ESTONIA HAS LEGALISED MARRIAGE EQUALITY ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
23K notes
·
View notes
Text
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
113K notes
·
View notes
Text
why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem
81K notes
·
View notes
Text
babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music
41K notes
·
View notes
Text
Tell me I didn't just see a Taylor Swift fan call her "underground" 💀 bitches wouldn't know underground if they fell down a mile-long hole into a dark narrow cave system where they will surely remain until they starve or die of exposure
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
sensually places an ibuprofen on your tongue
12K notes
·
View notes