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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

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quora please stop emailing me

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Artists should be scared

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this is the funniest tweet of all time

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oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you

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i live in a fucking sitcom. I'm delivering packages to people in the building and a nice lady gave me some chocolate as a thank you for lifting all the heavy stuff. I'm like thanks yippee and eat it without hesitation and it tasted like burnt dirt. so i knock on her door and ask her where that candy was from and she said it was a 40mg edible. this was 15 mins ago

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ESTONIA HAS LEGALISED MARRIAGE EQUALITY ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

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why does this sound like it came from a repressed gay war poem

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babe i really can’t talk right now i’m in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

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Tell me I didn't just see a Taylor Swift fan call her "underground" 💀 bitches wouldn't know underground if they fell down a mile-long hole into a dark narrow cave system where they will surely remain until they starve or die of exposure

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sensually places an ibuprofen on your tongue

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