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Jesus fucking christ. My first mistake was responding to the stupid email about how I haven’t logged into tumblr in a while and “you should probably do that if you don’t want us to give away your username LOL”.

My SECOND mistake was actually logging in.

wtf happened to this place my god

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holy shit I haven’t logged into this fucker in years

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Lord of Cinder- Dark Souls 3

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It’s Artorias if you can make it out, was getting irritated by it so I just said fuck and made this messy piece… so meh

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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

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is there a smell comparable to space ? i assume we dont know because we would die if we tried to smell it but thats so cool

yeah if humans tried to smell space just like that, we’d die, no doubt about it 

but the smell of space lingers on spacewalk suits, and docking hatches when astronauts open them!

apparently, space itself smells like burning hot metal, or a hot barbeque grill with a slight hint of spent gasoline. The moon, apparently, smells like a gun after its been shot!

The coolest thing about it all is that the smell is actually what are left of dying stars- it’s literally the smell of stardust, and the particles smell like that because they’re so rich in hydrocarbons- something so very essential to life, and speculated by a lot of astronomers and astrobiologists and such to be the very thing life on earth started from!

another neat fact is that no two solar systems smell the same- ours smells like that because our solar system in particular is extremely rich in carbon, and other solar systems and places in the universe will have extremely different smells depending on what elements are most abundant in their system! 

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

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mad max fury road + text posts (oops)

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Dark Souls Pixel Art by Zedotagger

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 I am sick, but staying in bed is boring! X ヮ X;

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