hand hurts from jacking off
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This was a really difficult cipher, Professor Van Helsing, I’m not surprised you had to diagram it out.
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🔥🔥🔥
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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”
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my pinkies
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fucked up in the crib eating peculiar bean
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before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks
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my standard for future lesbian media is kinda set by the chainsaw man dyke with four demon girlfriends who she has on screen sex with
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love when sex workers have to put questions with their nudes to drive engagement. "would you let a goth girl send you cock pics?" would you let the morning sun greet you on a verdant mountaintop?
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invention idea; porno radio
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