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midnight--baker · 4 years
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The first picture is the rules posted on every dating profile I have (there are four of them). Pretty straight forward. But I'm finding that guys, like these two, just aren't reading them. The first one, I just dismissed because that self-summary is AGGRESSIVE but the second one, I took the approach of asking them if they read it. Are they just swiping/liking as many girls as possible hoping to get a hit? Do they see the blonde hair and go "oooh shiny!" and swipe/like without looking any further?
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midnight--baker · 4 years
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He was nearby. He had a good job. The conversation started out so well...
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The X-Men by Colin Heck
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happy Thursday the 20th
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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Every morning a cat wakes me up. I woke her up today
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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My brother is so pissed about the French word for spider
i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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date someone who saves bees ❤️🐝
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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something that's been on my mind for a while is how a lot of people, mainly white women, think billie eilish's decision to wear baggy clothing n not sexualise herself is revolutionary but when it comes to brown / Muslim women using the same logic in which to cover themselves it's not considered so (and that's no shade, like I love billie but like)
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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That sounded expensive
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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Me: I feel like such an adult!
Sister: Cause you bought furniture?
Me: YES!
Sister: Didn't you buy a new mattress...and a car?!
Mother: Adulting is still new to her
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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be there or 
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women be downloading pdfs
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midnight--baker · 5 years
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remy lebeau is the hottest marvel character I said what I said
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