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your meanest librarian

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[oc] please don't

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welcome to goofy goober🍨

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fellas, is it blasphemous to hang up a traditional catholic saint above your thermostat if said saint is Saint Jin Dahaad, the Air-Conditioning Lizard?

asking for a friend, Saint Jin Dahaad must grant fresh cool air conditioning

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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sending love to those fighting the job market

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Gone

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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Air lock

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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Shout out to the dude in my class who asked me what my sexuality is, and when I told him I'm ace and explained what that was he was like "You're purely for the cash, that's hard as fuck I respect that" that's such a funny response imo

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Shout out to the dude in my class who asked me what my sexuality is, and when I told him I'm ace and explained what that was he was like "You're purely for the cash, that's hard as fuck I respect that" that's such a funny response imo

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.