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𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it? 💸have they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? 🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners? 🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? 🫂how do they feel about friends with benefits? 🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? 🏳️‍🌈what’s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? 👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? ↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? 🛏️what’s their favorite position? 🔢what’s their body count? 🕒what’s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesn’t count] 👀how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? 🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? 🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual? ❤️‍🔥what’s their most erogenous zone? 💋do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? 💦what’s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? 🫶what does after care look like for them?

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𝐈𝐓 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐒 lines from songs that got me some type of way

"I was addicted to breaking my heart, I couldn't get enough of feeling it torn apart. I say I've had enough but still want it all again." "And when you're able to decide that you don't want this anymore, you'll be the one to turn the tide." "Auditioned all the endings, I find it hard to tell; is it better to serve in heaven or better to reign in hell?" "You let them lead you by the throat with broken hands, so how's the view beneath their shoe?" "If I gave you answers to all your questions could you change or would you stay the same?" "The only difference makes no difference to me - it just depends on what looks better in court." "There are no resolutions in the broken institutions or the funny bloody money you crave." "There was a time that I believed I could've changed it all. Somebody got to me. Somebody's got to pay." "There was a time that I believed I could've changed the world. Now I can't, now I don't, now I won't." "Just what the fuck were you thinking? I wrote the book on that shit - bound it, backed it, burned it all down." "Do you remember how the pulse felt in my chest or did you simply block it out, erase it like the rest?" "I'm alright. Thanks for asking. There's a million things I'd love to say, but you don't want to hear." "I'd rather face the wrath of angels than the devil in the mirror." "I've never seen an angel but I know the Devil and he told me I'm fine." "Underneath that broken smile you wear, you're twisted, ugly and bizarre - just like me." "I'm not sure which side of you I fear the most." "'Enemy.' That is the tag you gave me. I guess that makes me your favorite scar." "You'd think you'd learn - it's almost like you love the pain." "I'm not sure which part of you I hate the most." "Well, I thought I had answers, but the questions have changed." "The devil you fear is all I know." "If I'm born to be broken, cold, bloody and numb - tell me, why am I running? What am I running from?" "Who the hell would believe me? Better yet, who'd I tell?" "I'd like to thank you for failing me. I'd count the ways, but that'd take days - and where do I begin?" "It is what is, I did what I did to survive." "I've opened up my eyes, just to wish that I'd stayed blind." "Didn't need a reason why today, I don't need a reason why today." "It must be lonely when you're up there looking down." "Yeah, I know now why I'm losing, well, just look who's keeping score." "And the bridges that you're burning, well, they all lead back to me." "Yeah, I've seen your kind before and I ain't impressed at all - you're the weakest of the herd and you'll get what you deserve." "What did you think I'd do? This is retaliation." "Well, would you know when someone else has had enough of you?" "I can see the empty look in your eyes, like someone came along, stole your heart, then left you to die. I know the feeling 'cause you did the same things to me." "While you're looking around for someone to blame, I hear that you've been running around, dropping my name." "Am I tough enough, corrupt enough? Am I bloody enough? Am I fucking enough for you?" "And even if I wanted to, I couldn't have explained, cause you don't know the difference between violence and pain." "There's no denying it, you've never had control." "If I wrote it down for you, could you ever see it clear? Or would it go straight through your soul and come right out your ear? If I slowed it down for you, would you think me insincere?" "It's like I'm holding all the aces but that I know I'll never win."

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MISC. LYRIC STARTERS.

Their intention is to kill and they will, they will. Somewhere in the end we're all insane to think a light ahead can save us from this. I am not afraid, I won't burn out in this place. My intention is to fade and I will, I will. It gets me high, I'm out for blood, sometimes, a taste just ain't enough. I can feel my heart beat out my chest - You know that I would die for this. Don't call me out 'cause I let you down . I've always had a one-track mind. Gas on the fire, I feed the flame, there ain't no stoppin' me. Can you tell me why you've thrown it all away? I hope it hurts. You've only got yourself to blame. What were you expecting? I can't save you from yourself when you don't want saving. It's on your head, don't point the finger, point the blame. Didn't make sense not to live for fun. So much to do, so much to see; so what's wrong with taking the back streets? My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. Had a bad day, don't talk to me, gonna ride this out. And I'm sick of my sickness. Don't touch me, you'll get this. Well I'm waiting for my wake up call, and everything, everything's my fault. I went to heaven, but couldn't get in, for what I have done. I said please take me, they said you're crazy, you had too much fun. I want to reconcile the violence in your heart. I want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart. You trick your lovers that you're wicked and divine. You may be a sinner - but your innocence is mine. Forget what I have done, forgive me if you please, save me if you can. The time for me has come, let me be the one that got away. Deep in the dark, you'll surrender your heart. No matter what you think it won't be too long 'til you're in my arms. There's a light in you that tears me down to nothing. There's a hope inside that you can make it better. I won't go down. I'll fight through the pain, I'll be there right by your side, I'll never let them bring you down. There's a hope in me that I will die for something. I want to live like I know I'm dying. Is it true what they say, that words are weapons? I'm tired of listenin', I'm warning you, don't try to get up. I will never be voiceless, my weapon of choice is I'd rather be dangerous. I'm not making conversation but I'll state my observations. I was never lost and I never had a doubt. I own my story, I won't say sorry, and neither should you. I want to break free and bite my way out of this hole. This I know; the risk is worth the gain, it's worth the sacrifice. You broke me into pieces, don't tell me what to be. I refuse to let this go, because my soul is breaking. I refuse to let it show - I refuse to let it go. Wake me up when this is over, I'm tired of living life like it's a dream. Please wake me up when it's all over, I'm tired of living right here in between. I refuse to let you in, life's a bitch and I've been shaken. I refuse to take the fall, 'cause no one cares at all.

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I left me long ago Reasons you'll never know No one to miss me when I'm gone With no more words to say No argument to stay Another post I don't belong

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𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓  —  starter prompts of stray kids’ new album, maxident !!  adjust as needed.

CASE 143  — *  ❝ i’m fallin for your fatal attraction. ❞ *  ❝ can i be your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner ? ❞ *  ❝ you got me losing patience. ❞ *  ❝ you’re on my mind, i never feel alright. ❞ *  ❝ i’m drawn to you like a magnet. ❞ *  ❝ i cannot explain this emotion. ❞ 

CHILL  — *  ❝ we’re just too different. ❞ *  ❝ even if we throw everything away now, there will be no regrets. ❞ *  ❝ let’s wash it off for a new beginning together. ❞ *  ❝ the chance of our relationship continuing is zero. ❞ *  ❝ in silence, there is awkwardness in the air. ❞ *  ❝ why should it matter ?  just chill out. ❞

GIVE ME YOUR TMI  — *  ❝ my ears are ringing, my world is spinning. ❞ *  ❝ whenever i see you, i’m just surprised.  all my senses start buffering. ❞ *  ❝ i don’t know why — who are you ? ❞ *  ❝ i’m getting more and more anxious. ❞ *  ❝ what the hell are you doing to me ? ❞ *  ❝ i’m getting more and more immersed in you. ❞

SUPER BOARD  — *  ❝ everyone looks scared. ❞ *  ❝ i don’t want to walk anymore. ❞ *  ❝ what’s a little thing like you doing ? ❞ *  ❝ not gonna stop until the day i die. ❞ *  ❝ if you chase us, you will suffer in vain. ❞ *  ❝ i am delivering myself to my dreams. ❞

3RACHA  — *  ❝ it’s already been five years since i shouted. ❞ *  ❝ there’s a fine line between pride and self-confidence. ❞ *  ❝ a far-off vague dream ?  we weren’t the ones with our heads in the clouds. ❞ *  ❝ our speed is faster than the speed of sound. ❞ *  ❝ you cannot beat me up. ❞ *  ❝ why you mad, brah ? ❞

TASTE  — *  ❝ don’t test me. ❞ *  ❝ now you come and taste me now. ❞ *  ❝ just look at me, baby. ❞ *  ❝ i’m addicted to you. ❞ *  ❝ you must be mine. ❞ *  ❝ kiss me or hate me. ❞

CAN’T STOP  — *  ❝ it’s like everything has stopped except for you and me. ❞ *  ❝ thoughts go fast but everything moves slowly before my eyes. ❞ *  ❝ i must want you so much. ❞ *  ❝ let me love you. ❞ *  ❝ i can’t stop falling in love with you. ❞ *  ❝ why are you so clumsy ? ❞

CIRCUS  — *  ❝ we gon’ burn this down. ❞ *  ❝ the show must go on ! ❞ *  ❝ let’s start a fire from small sparks. ❞ *  ❝ this is just the beginning !  where are we going ? ❞ *  ❝ feelin’ good right now. ❞ *  ❝ may i have your attention ? ❞

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𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓  —  starter prompts of stray kids' new album, maxident !!  adjust as needed.

CASE 143  — *  ❝ i'm fallin for your fatal attraction. ❞ *  ❝ can i be your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner ? ❞ *  ❝ you got me losing patience. ❞ *  ❝ you're on my mind, i never feel alright. ❞ *  ❝ i'm drawn to you like a magnet. ❞ *  ❝ i cannot explain this emotion. ❞ 

CHILL  — *  ❝ we're just too different. ❞ *  ❝ even if we throw everything away now, there will be no regrets. ❞ *  ❝ let's wash it off for a new beginning together. ❞ *  ❝ the chance of our relationship continuing is zero. ❞ *  ❝ in silence, there is awkwardness in the air. ❞ *  ❝ why should it matter ?  just chill out. ❞

GIVE ME YOUR TMI  — *  ❝ my ears are ringing, my world is spinning. ❞ *  ❝ whenever i see you, i’m just surprised.  all my senses start buffering. ❞ *  ❝ i don’t know why — who are you ? ❞ *  ❝ i’m getting more and more anxious. ❞ *  ❝ what the hell are you doing to me ? ❞ *  ❝ i’m getting more and more immersed in you. ❞

SUPER BOARD  — *  ❝ everyone looks scared. ❞ *  ❝ i don’t want to walk anymore. ❞ *  ❝ what’s a little thing like you doing ? ❞ *  ❝ not gonna stop until the day i die. ❞ *  ❝ if you chase us, you will suffer in vain. ❞ *  ❝ i am delivering myself to my dreams. ❞

3RACHA  — *  ❝ it’s already been five years since i shouted. ❞ *  ❝ there’s a fine line between pride and self-confidence. ❞ *  ❝ a far-off vague dream ?  we weren’t the ones with our heads in the clouds. ❞ *  ❝ our speed is faster than the speed of sound. ❞ *  ❝ you cannot beat me up. ❞ *  ❝ why you mad, brah ? ❞

TASTE  — *  ❝ don’t test me. ❞ *  ❝ now you come and taste me now. ❞ *  ❝ just look at me, baby. ❞ *  ❝ i’m addicted to you. ❞ *  ❝ you must be mine. ❞ *  ❝ kiss me or hate me. ❞

CAN’T STOP  — *  ❝ it’s like everything has stopped except for you and me. ❞ *  ❝ thoughts go fast but everything moves slowly before my eyes. ❞ *  ❝ i must want you so much. ❞ *  ❝ let me love you. ❞ *  ❝ i can’t stop falling in love with you. ❞ *  ❝ why are you so clumsy ? ❞

CIRCUS  — *  ❝ we gon’ burn this down. ❞ *  ❝ the show must go on ! ❞ *  ❝ let’s start a fire from small sparks. ❞ *  ❝ this is just the beginning !  where are we going ? ❞ *  ❝ feelin’ good right now. ❞ *  ❝ may i have your attention ? ❞

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THINGS JUDGE JUDY SHEINDLIN HAS SAID.

‘ you’re lucky i’m entertaining any part of this. ’ ‘ not with a hose ! ’ ‘ you get zero. a dippity-doo. ’ ‘ what part of ‘ you may not ’ don’t you understand ? sit down. ’ ‘ you want. this face. to believe. you want this face to believe that ? ’ ‘ go ahead and drive them crazy, you’re not gonna drive me crazy. ’ ‘ are you an only child ? no ? ...there goes my theory. ’ ‘ you can say whatever you like - i’m telling you what the law is. ’ ‘ this is not show and tell, you’re not four. ’ ‘ sometimes you are a windshield and sometimes you are a bug. today you were the bug. ’ ‘ who cares where it blew up ? i don’t care if it blew up on pluto ! ’ ‘ you need a cathartic experience ? go and see dr. phil. ’ ‘ it may exist somewhere in kansas along with the ruby red slippers. ’ ‘ you know - at this stage in life, i’m not interested in other people’s backstory. i hardly remember my own backstory. ’ ‘ do you need a chair to sit down on ? are you sure you’re able to stand up ? ’ ‘ i don’t want to see a picture. unless it is a picture of a good looking guy in a bathing suit i am not interested. ’ ‘ you tell me you have probable cause - i would love to look at your law degree. ’ ‘ well, i understand. and i’m the only one that has to understand. goodbye. good luck. have a happy life. ’ ‘ are you still talking ? i’m not listening anymore. ’ ‘ when i finish making you look ridiculous i’m gonna start working on them. ’ ‘ right now i’m the one that’s inconvenienced. ’  ‘ if you were a dope that got duped; go sue somebody. ’ ‘ i don’t need you to approve of me. there is ten million people who approve of me. there are a lot of people who watch that don’t approve of me but i don’t care as long as they watch. ’ ‘ there’s something wrong with you. that’s my judgement. goodbye. ’ ‘ well thank you, that makes me feel ancient like methusalah. ’ ‘ did i take you off guard ? that’s fine. that’s part of what i do. ’ ‘ i don’t give a rats behind. ’ ‘ and there’s really only one attitude here, and that’d be mine. ’ ‘ you know, it’s possible i could have been a runway model if i had legs like cindy crawford. ’ ‘ zippity-doo-dah. you get nothing. ’

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20 Sinday Questions

1: Does your muse have any extra specific turn ons?

2: Does your muse have any extra specific turn offs?

3: Does your muse like to dress up for their partner or themselves? If so, what do they wear?

4: Does your muse like for their partner to dress up for them? If so, what would they like to see their partner in?

5: Does your muse have any kinks they’re embarrassed by?

6: Does your muse like to roleplay in the bedroom? What archetype or character do they like playing?

7: Does your muse like using toys with their partner or themselves? What sorts of toys?

8: Does your muse do one night stands? Do they prefer to bring people back to their place or do they go to others’?

9: What is your muse’s preferred setting for sex? Do they keep it in the bedroom or are they more adventurous?

10: What is your muse like after sex? Do they like to cuddle, chat, or go right to sleep?

11: Is there a personality trait that makes somebody instantly sexually attractive to your muse?

12: What is your muse’s favorite way of consuming erotica? Videos, magazines, literature, etc.?

13: What is your muse’s favorite genre of erotica?

14: What is your muse’s favorite part of another person's body? Thighs, butt, chest, belly, etc.?

15: Are there any kinks your muse would like to try but hasn’t yet? Is there a reason they haven’t?

16: Was there ever a kink your muse did try out but ultimately decided wasn’t for them?

17: Has your muse ever had an awkward moment during sex? What happened and how did they handle it?

18: Is your muse quick to sleep with somebody or do they have to earn it first?

19: Is your muse confident in their sexuality or are they shy?

20: Is your muse good at picking up on others’ flirtation/sexual advances or are they oblivious?

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CALLING ALL CURIOUS ANONS!

Send me a question you have always wanted to know about my muse.

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Boyish, Japanese Breakfast

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𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓 𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐎  //  lyrical starters from shinedown’s album, planet zero.  adjust as needed !

There's not a damn thing you can do, you better brace for impact. We've had enough of being powerless. We've heard it all and no, we're not impressed. We are the nightmare that you brought to life, so don't turn off the lights. Speak up or they will bleed your courage dry. No, they were never on your side. Struck down the golden rule as if they know what's best for you. No sleep until they hear us. Better pray that you're not erased. On your knees or you'll be replaced. Look at me, I'm not lookin' for a favor, I'm just lookin' for an axe to grind. All hail power to the people; except you, you check the box we don't like. Bite your tongue 'cause it might save your life. Shut the door, say a prayer, hold your breath, no one's comin', you're the only one left. They all talk shit about the shape I'm in. Yeah they really don't care. But you're never so gone that you can't turn back, so go and be unpredictable. I'm a little too dim when the moment gets bright. Who's it gonna be who's the first in line? Well step right up to the firing line. I'm on a first name basis with the afterlife. I dug myself out of the dirt for a reason. Life's killed me a hundred thousand times; you can try, but the dead don't die. I won't be the ending that was written for me. It's pretty boring, isn't it? This existence. Might as well not take fear off the table. You might be woke but not awake. Pray if you need it, beg if you want it, scream if you're for it. Is this apocalypse now? Who let the animals out? Who doesn't love a parade with gasoline and grenades? If victimhood is currency, then you won't starve. You've always been slightly awkward, kinda weird, upside down and not all here. Sometimes I'm in a room where I don't belong. I've never been the favorite, thought I'd seen it all. Don't worry, it's all just a symptom of being human. This all seems so familiar, but it doesn't feel like home. We're all just passing through, passengers on a ship of fools. I was never one to pick a fight I couldn't win. Look at the secrets we keep, they terrorize me every night in my sleep. You can be twisted but still optimistic, be the black sheep but not a statistic. Put on a happy face, make a scene and leave a permanent trace. Show me that rebel inside, where the leader of the revolution resides. Careful, you might slip and never recover. Careful, you might burn to death like the others. Yeah, they keep changing the rules. Because you think for yourself and you don't need the help. They want you to conform but it's not in your nature. Do you feel out of place? Well, that's good, yeah, you should. So wait one minute, can't say I didn't try. We've had enough of all these pointless points of view. It's the end of the world, but it sure is fun. It's obvious that we don't make the rules. But check it out, the word of mouth is "The joke's on you". If you're not here to win, then why'd you play the game? I was diagnosed with a fear of getting too close. I'm not the only one whose life's been pulled apart. So here we are, all dressed to kill, where should we go? You saved my life, make it all alright. When I don't feel like talking, you make sure I always see the daylight. It's amazing what the hard times can reveal. Like who shows up, who walks away, and who's for real. So take me on, I'll take the wheel and we can both outrun the past. We will always live forever if we don't look back. Not a thing wrong except you're cutthroat. 'Cause this ain't one for all, yeah this is groupthink. I guess we're on our own, ain't that a bitch though? Tell me the truth or tell me a lie. Tell me what I gotta say to get outta this room alive. So tell me the truth, are you really surprised? You live in a world where empathy goes to die. Right out of the gate, they punch me in the face, they drag me all around and tell me, "What a waste". I heard they're callin' out your number and it's comin' up fast. Won't you come out and play? I'm gonna rain on your parade. They're pulling at my strings, but I ain't gonna snap. So long, see you later, be well! Nevermind, I guess I'll see you in hell. We're constantly wired, yeah, it shows. But underneath it all, your skin might start to crawl and they know you can't look away. Goodbye, so long, see you later, good night. Did you get what you wanted? Is this what you wanted? You don't know what you're doing, you don't care who you ruin. You wanna live the dream, just kill your self-esteem. Oh, what a small price to pay.

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               WEAPON  BASED  SENTENCE   PROMPTS  .

            A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF USE OF WEAPONS PROMPTS,   TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, WEAPONRY, ETC.                 CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

  i.       knives.

❛     is   that   a   knife   behind   your   back?     ❜

❛     how   many  knives  do   you   own?    ❜

❛     i’m   not   interested   in   seeing   your   knife   collection.     ❜

❛     do  you  ever   not   want   to   stab   someone?    ❜

❛     you  stabbed  me!    ❜

❛     it’s   the   biggest   knife   i   found  in   the   kitchen.      ❜

❛     don’t   stab   me!    ❜

❛     why   do   you   have  so   many   knives?     ❜

❛     i’ve  got   a   knife   collection.     ❜

❛     my   knife   is   bigger   than   yours.      ❜

❛     why   are   you   holding   a   knife–   a  bloody   knife  ..      ❜

❛     does  that  knife   have  blood  on   it?    ❜

❛     why  would  you  give  me   your   knife?   ❜

❛     that’s   a   pretty   cool   knife,   where’d   you   get   it?    ❜

❛     you  went  a   little   stab   crazy.   ❜

❛     did   you   hear   about   that   stabbing?   ❜

❛     you   tried   to   stab  me!    ❜

❛     you  threatened   to   stab   me!   ❜

  ii.       guns.

❛     hey,   that’s   not   a   toy,   put   it   down.     ❜

❛     where   did   you   get   all   these   guns?    ❜

❛     i   don’t   know   how   to   use   one   of   these   things.     ❜

❛     i’m   not   sure   if   having   a   gun   is   a   good   idea.    ❜

❛     don’t   point   that   thing   at    me!    ❜

❛     you  point   that   thing   at   me   you   better   pull   the   trigger.      ❜

❛     don’t   shoot!    ❜

❛     what’s   the  gun   for?     ❜

❛     you   with   a   gun   is   a   dangerous   thing.     ❜

❛     maybe   you   can   teach   me   to   shoot.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   shoot?      ❜

❛     is   the   safety   on   that   thing?    ❜

❛     who   shot   you?   ❜

❛     watch   where   you   point   that   thing.      ❜

❛     you   almost   shot   me!   ❜

❛     did   you   hear   about   that   shooting?   ❜

❛     you've   been   shot!    ❜

❛     you  shot   someone!   ❜

  iii.       swords.

❛      you   really   don’t   want   to   dual   me.     ❜

❛      you’re   pretty   good   with   a   sword.      ❜

❛     you’re  the  best   swordsman/woman  i   know.     ❜

❛     why   is   there   a   sword   on   your   wall?   ❜

❛     where’s   my   sword!    ❜

❛     i  thought  you   had   the   sword.      ❜

❛     put  the  sword   down!    ❜

❛     dare  to  dual?     ❜

❛     this   is   the   last   sword   fight   you’ll   ever   have.     ❜

❛     i’m  in   need  of   a  sword.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   use   a  sword?      ❜

❛     is  this  how   you   hold   it?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  sword  against  me?   ❜

❛     that   isn’t   how   to   hold   it   right.      ❜

❛     give   me   your   sword!   ❜

❛     you   really   want   a   sword?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   a   sword?    ❜

❛     where’d   you   learn   to   use   a   sword?     ❜

  iv.       axes.

❛      why  do   you   always   carry   around   an   ax?     ❜

❛      what’s  with  the  ax?      ❜

❛      i’ve   got   an   ax   and   i’m   not   afraid   to   use   it.     ❜

❛      i   thought   axes   were   for   chopping   wood.     ❜

❛      this   ax   here,   it   chops  more  than   wood.    ❜

❛      i   need   to   use   the   ax   for   something.       ❜

❛      where  the   hell   is   my   ax?    ❜

❛     what  are  you   doing  with   that   ax?     ❜

❛     the  ax   is   missing.     ❜

❛     guess   i’ll   need  a   new   ax.      ❜

❛     who   keeps   an   ax   in   the   city?      ❜

❛     does  that  ax  have  blood  on   it?    ❜

❛     what’s   with   the   ax?   ❜

❛     please   help  me!   someone   is   chasing   me   with   an   ax.      ❜

❛     drop  the  ax!   ❜

❛     are  you  going  to  hurt  someone  with  that  ax?   ❜

❛     funny  thing,  ax  is  gone.   just  vanished.    ❜

❛     did  you  take  my  ax?     ❜

  v.       whips.

❛      you   really   are   amazing  with  that  whip.     ❜

❛      do   you   even   know   how   to   use   a   whip?      ❜

❛      who   knew   you   having   a   whip   as   a   weapon   would   be   attractive.     ❜

❛      pretty   quick   with   that   whip   there.     ❜

❛      careful,  he/she/they   have   a   whip!    ❜

❛      i   only   saw   the   whip,   not   the   person   handling   it.      ❜

❛      put  the  whip  down!    ❜

❛     what  is   that,  a  whip?     ❜

❛     your  whip  excites  me.     ❜

❛     i  didn’t  know  you  could  use  a  whip.      ❜

❛     can   you   teach  me   how   to   use   a  whip?      ❜

❛     how  do  i  use  this  thing?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  whip  against  me?   ❜

❛     i’ve  come  to  retrieve  my  whip.     ❜

❛     give   me   your   whip!   ❜

❛     you   have  my  whip?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   a   whip?    ❜

 vi.       bows.

❛     you   are   pretty   good   with   that   bow   and   arrow.     ❜

❛      you  know  how  to  use  a  bow  and  arrow?     ❜

❛      they   took   my   bow,   i’m   going   to   get   it   back.    ❜

❛      i   didn’t   know   you   could   use   a   bow   and   arrow.   ❜

❛     careful, he/she/they   have   a   bow  and  arrow!   ❜

❛      you  almost  shot  me  with  an  arrow!      ❜

❛     you  shot  me  in  the  butt   with  an   arrow!    ❜

❛     where’s  my  bow?     ❜

❛     just  know,  i  never  miss.    ❜

❛     i  can  teach  you  how  to  use  it,  if  you  want.      ❜

❛     how  do  you  even  put  the  arrow  in  this  thing?     ❜

❛     what’s  with  the  bow  and  arrow?    ❜

❛     you  use   my   own  bow  against  me?   ❜

❛     i’ve  come  to  bow  back.   ❜

❛     give   me   your   bow  and  arrow!   quickly!    ❜

❛     you   have  my   bow?   ❜

❛     what   are  you   doing   with   my  bow?   ❜

vii.       improvised.

❛     hey,  watch  where  you’re  swinging  that  bat.     ❜

❛      will   stop   throwing   your   hairsprays   and   perfumes   at   me?     ❜

❛     practicing  for  baseball  or  something  else?  ❜

❛      this  isn’t  just  any  nail  filer,  it’s  got  a  mean  blade  within.  ❜

❛     you  through  a  blender  at  me!   ❜

❛     i   will   spray   in   the   eyes   with   my   perfume   if   come   any   closer.    ❜

❛     i  can  nearly  slit  your   throat  with   my   finger  nail!    ❜

❛     what  are  you  going  to  do  with  that  brush,  give  me  a  make  over?     ❜

❛     i  wouldn’t  apply  that  lipstick  if  i  were  you,  it’s  not  really  lipstick.   ❜

❛     run!   she/he/they   has   a  bat!      ❜

❛     you   couldn’t   have   grabbed   something  better   than   that?   ❜

❛     you   sprayed  me  in  the   eye  with  pepper  spray!    ❜

❛     anything  can  be  turned  into  a  weapon.   ❜

❛     i  don’t  just  wear  my  stiletto’s,  they  are  more  handy  than  you  think.  ❜

❛     is  that  a  pencil  with  a  blade?    ❜

❛     you   knocked  me  out  with  a  can  of  soup.   ❜

❛     trust  me,  i  can  use  anything  to  my  defense.   ❜

[midnightmemes]

“Now, every time I witness a strong person, I want to know: What darkness did you conquer in your story? Mountains do not rise without earthquakes.”

— Katherine MacKenett (b. 1984) American writer, editor

[midnightmemes]

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