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boobs, tits, jugs if you will

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Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

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Drunk me is borderline hyper sexual and sober me is borderline asexual unless I’m in love I love the human range

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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes

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anyway I’ve nvr been so tired in my life manifesting a prior to 4pm emergency tmrw so I can cancel my plans and sleep properly b4 work

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Ngl my mental state is improving and it’s def the best it’s been in years but if I get a guilty conviction in two weeks I’m gonna KMS in the court room straight up

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I genuinely do not understand how I can spend my whole life never being in an area and then all of a sudden 3 different important people all live within a block of each other (and I STILL KEEP GETTING FUCKIN LOST) like what tha hell matrix did i unlock a new map or wha

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I have 4 sleeps to fix my sleep schedule and two of those nights involve drinking plans hmm

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Okay so apparently I’m a dramatic baby and polyamory is literally fine

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Petition for loved ones to get licenses bc I keep getting lost in strange places

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check out the cowboy-wizard hat i made!

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wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

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There’s something so bittersweet about wearing an outfit entirely made of clothes of people who have passed, or faded out of your life for various reasons but for whatever reason you know you were loved because they’re still keeping you warm years later

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I think if I was a cat (or a vampire) I would need my memory wiped bc I would miss so much food

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They need to invent a third option that isn’t sleeping with strangers or exes for hypersexual girlies with emotional regulation issues fr

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I love driving everywhere with loud music bc if my car is falling apart or people are honking I will never know