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show me pissed but also slightly aroused

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.

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bcos it’s joes birthday let’s remember the gator buzzcut🤭🤭

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OUUUGHHh. Sorry. Just remmebered abou t Eddie Munson.

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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I just want to be surrounded by so much love in my life. And not just relationships. Love for my job, my home, the stars, the sunsets, the place I live where ever in the world that is. I want to experience love in all forms

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Many thoughts, mannnnny thoughts.

source: edgenights on instagram

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okay is this anything.

vampire!Eddie who can’t get high off of any form of weed anymore, what kind of a fucked up body to have is that.

and he’s lamenting about never being able to be high again when you get an idea? and you’re like… what if I get high and then let you suck my blood?

and Eddie’s quiet for a min. and then he says yeah. that could work

(and then you moan when he sinks his teeth in, two joints later that night, writhing in his lap. and that changed everything.)

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

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Please please please please please let me sit in ur lap I promise I won't wiggle my ass and get you worked up and then pretend I was just trying to get comfy please please please please please

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Joseph Quinn / Man About Town Magazine Spring/Summer 2024

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Joe Keery um and yeah.