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i wanna hear this

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

DO IT PLS

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Handing you weed

Thank you. Now there's only one problem. Hydrogen. Can't smork it.

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Hey I found an engagement ring in aleks room with both your names carved into it?

That dork. When he gives it to me I'll eat it.

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it’s like i always say: fuck

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It Hoffman, Bauer, Klopp and Alek (Volger refused to help) to get him out before someone told the Captain and I got in trouble...

Ew, @midshipman-sharp-reporting, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

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I locked Newkirk in a supply closet.

And fed Tazza the key.

Ew, @midshipman-sharp-reporting, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

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(OOC: what I would give for somebody to make an RP blog for Alek or Dr. Barlow or Count Volger or something. Gods I need someone to regularly interact with.)

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Well not really, I locked Newkirk in a supply closet

Ew, @midshipman-sharp-reporting, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

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Alek

Ew, @midshipman-sharp-reporting, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts

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Blame god (Scott Westerfeld, the writier of the book series that this RP blog is from.) The Central Powers of the first world war are the Clanker powers because, unlike use, they use machines for all their stuff.

INVETNING

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anybody ever think about how weird using computers is when you're a robot?

like imagine being a human and using a flesh-box to make spreadsheets or some shit

wild

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As much as I hate Clankers…. Some of their tech is just kinda silly. And you can’t hate silly.

INVETNING

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Uhhh……

yeah definitely….

That’s totally not just a thing….

anybody ever think about how weird using computers is when you're a robot?

like imagine being a human and using a flesh-box to make spreadsheets or some shit

wild

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There’s only one person who’s fingers I want in my mouth

NOBODY SAW THAT

Your friend @strangeryetcecil has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a rather specific snack. 

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: The Moon

Oh-

Well this is a.. rather interesting snack. Thank you?

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You say you’ve not eaten dirt yet?

Aren’t we both part of the same war (technically)? Both Alek and I have (probably) eaten dirt. I know I have. He *acts* like he hasn’t

Your friend @strangeryetcecil has requested the Snack Generator to gift you a rather specific snack. 

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: The Moon

Oh-

Well this is a.. rather interesting snack. Thank you?

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Just thought I'd mention. Onw of my ocs @eye-eye-captain is also a living spaceship.

Interesting, as I suspect you've already heard I'm a crewman aboard a living ship. The leviathan isn't as talkative as your captaion or the Aurora, and probably cant go to space, but I sure hope I see you again.

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have more eggs

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*from behind the egg mountain* theyre eggcelent

Hey.

Hey.

Listen.

Stop with the eggs. First Volger with the gold, and now you with the eggs, we don’t wanna crash the ship by flooding it was barking EGGS