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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

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fish fear him i want him

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"She should've been at the club" but for child characters. She Should've Been At The Swing Park.

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i started reading liu yao and I'm so endeared by the fact that literally everyone here is a gigantic asshole, but in different flavors

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Arthur listen to me very carefully. We are on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. We are here to slay her. If we don't, it will be the end of the world.

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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deeply unserious and extremely round!!!!

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pearls mean tears

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all debates abt the artistic merits of fanfiction fail to recognize the purpose of fic. you don’t write fic to be published or to learn how to construct a narrative although you can use it to develop style. you write it so that your friends will message you “bestie you’re utterly deranged for this one im eating dirt” 

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They're bouncing so happily i'm gonna cry

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thank you @chaotic-minds-think-alike

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I love them so much, I'm so happy

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Jacob Horse!! No!!!

Based off derptiles comic

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what sound i found? is it new, is it lightful blue or delightful for you?