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Oh Crap: I Might Be An Asshole
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A Series of Asshole Tendencies
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mightbeanasshole-blog · 12 years ago
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No, no...I got your text
And I wasnt driving when I got it. Your question just annoyed me cause we've been over it. No I don't want to go to the movies, I told you HBO Sundays are my alone time thing and I'm not gonna pay $15 to miss it.
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mightbeanasshole-blog · 12 years ago
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I knew you were three steps behind me when I opened the door. I purposely didn't hold it open for you cause you loudly corrected me in class for the way I say "nucleus" and I hate you now.
Hope that was inconvenient for you.
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mightbeanasshole-blog · 12 years ago
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I dont think non-assholes think this...
I want to talk during a movie, but I dont want you to talk during a movie.
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mightbeanasshole-blog · 12 years ago
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If I get caught off while driving:
"Hateful Expletives." 
If you get caught off while driving and I'm in the passenger seat:
"One curse word" - You
"Maybe someones dying in a hospital and they have to get there, calm down it's not a big deal for you but maybe they're world is collapsing. Give your fellow man a break." - Me
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mightbeanasshole-blog · 12 years ago
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I might be an asshole 'cause...
You talk about how cute your dog is and I just think about how mine is better. Like, just an all around better dog. I want you to be done so I inform you about my superior little fuzz ball. 
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